The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Sonika]

I made a really cool remix of this tune, but it's only like 2 and a half minutes long so I never posted it

[Phigure]

i bet its as cool as the filth remake

[Sexual_Chocolate]

wait for it































:phigure:

[wub]

Fourth Bridge (n) - Woman who acts like she's always got the painters in

[Terpit]

Fourth Bridge (n) - Woman who acts like she's always got the painters in

[Electric_Head]

also, i recently got attacked by a girl im seeing's dog. no one took me seriously until i showed them what the dog looked like....

it latched onto my arm for about three seconds, clamping down. it was the most pain ive ever felt from a physical attack, and ive had a bottle smashed over my jaw. it felt like someone hitting me in the elbow with a sledgehammer

The dog latched onto your arm for 3 secs?
Wow, that's a serious attack
My dog does that just for fun.
He's literally swallowed my son's friend's head before.
But he's only playing and doesn't understand his size and strength.
He's huge.

But 3 seconds is really not a dog attacking you.

I've been bitten in the face by a Humungoid St Bernard.
Even then, he only bit me because I was smaller than him and pushing him around.

[Terpit]

He's literally swallowed my son's friend's head before.

shit haha

[Electric_Head]

Poor kid came running into the house crying.
I assured him that a dog 3 times his size is only playing if he lets go.
You need to worry about him not letting go

He's such a giant puppy though.
He just get's too excited and thinks he's one of the kids, I still get knocked over by him often.

[particle-jim]

The bus stopped to let a man in a wheelchair on, this took a couple of minutes, consequently the bus got to the train station a few minutes late and I missed my train... The moral of the story is never help the disabled

[wub]

The bus stopped to let a man in a wheelchair on, this took a couple of minutes, consequently the bus got to the train station a few minutes late and I missed my train... The moral of the story is never help the disabled

You cold bastard


So another day turning up late? They must love you...

[syrup]

Sitting in my dorm room and gonna miss the class, cause it seems one of my roommates has taken my key and locked from outside. Fucks sake
Plus for some weird reason, i can't buy bus tickets to go home through internet, it keeps rejecting both of my credit cards.
Wonderful start to a day.

[espire]

No train today, they are on a strike... again...

Poor kid came running into the house crying.
I assured him that a dog 3 times his size is only playing if he lets go.
You need to worry about him not letting go

He's such a giant puppy though.
He just get's too excited and thinks he's one of the kids, I still get knocked over by him often.

You experience the weirdest things over in South Africa.

[Electric_Head]

I think it's just because I'm able to have a fuck off big dog.
If I'd had a small dog my stories would be random.

[Forum]

Looks like someone got lucky

[Electric_Head]

[herbs]

New office (well...wing of open plan office :/ ) Is right next to an meeting room (constant murmering all day, and regular visits of Directors and important people).

Never worked in an open plan before....I don't like it. Some guy just walked up, took the chair of someone who's gone to the toilet and looked baffled when I questioned what he was doing...WTF?

I might commit crimes if these divs keep on.

edit: Electric Head..I like dogs as much as the next man, that that is NOT cool.

[Electric_Head]

He's an amazing dog, truly.
Incredibly loving and friendly, too much sometimes.

He's bolted out of our yard before and chased after a kid strolling down the street.
Poor kid ran down our street screaming, he lost his shoes in the process of running away.
Poor dog just ran after him tail wagging and his massive tongue dangling behind.
He just wanted to say hello.
That kid nearly shat himself though.

had to go find him later to return his shoes and apologize

[Terpit]

Why did you do a sex wee on his face?

[Electric_Head]

For the photo bruv.
It's all about improving the subject matter.

[Terpit]

Really, what is it?
glue? sap?