The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Electric_Head]

His slobber.
He shakes it onto himself.

[Forum]

Someone deleted ivacep's thread before i had a chance to make a hilarious reply

[Terpit]

naaah dogs dont have white slobber like that, well not that ive seen

[particle-jim]

Someone deleted ivakcep's thread before i had a chance to make a hilarious reply

I too was working on a witty retort

[Terpit]

Someone deleted ivakcep's thread before i had a chance to make a hilarious reply

Really? he actually seemed quite civil, and he apoilogised for his past behaviour.

[Electric_Head]

naaah dogs dont have white slobber like that, well not that ive seen

Trust me, it's his slobber.
He often has it dangling from his mouth, sometimes it's longer than 30cm.

[Electric_Head]

Someone deleted ivakcep's thread before i had a chance to make a hilarious reply

Really? he actually seemed quite civil, and he apoilogised for his past behaviour.

I thought so as well.
Then again, he did post it in the wrong forum.

[Ficticious]

naaah dogs dont have white slobber like that, well not that ive seen

Trust me, it's his slobber.
He often has it dangling from his mouth, sometimes it's longer than 30cm.

Well, We all know it's slober.

But in terpit's imagination, you wonder what he actually wanted it to be. ,

you did say it was a loving dog in all fairness.

[Electric_Head]

Well in all fairness to Terpit, the dog is licking his lips while his face is covered in Jizz.

[Terpit]

naaah dogs dont have white slobber like that, well not that ive seen

Trust me, it's his slobber.
He often has it dangling from his mouth, sometimes it's longer than 30cm.

Well, We all know it's slober.

But in terpit's imagination, you wonder what he actually wanted it to be. :W:,

you did say it was a loving dog in all fairness.

What do you mean?

[Terpit]

Did you train your dog to suck your milky banana EH?

[Ficticious]

Did you train your dog to suck your milky banana EH?

lol, and so he came clean.

Now we all know, the brilliant mind of the terpit.

[Electric_Head]

I don't think he has the time to suck my milky banana what with him being so busy licking himself.
He gets that lipstick out all the time.

[dubluke]

FUUUUUUCK. Way overspent this weekend. Now on lockdown for the rest of the month, bollocks.

[Terpit]

Now we all know, the brilliant mind of the terpit.

You flatterer you

I don't think he has the time to suck my milky banana what with him being so busy licking himself.
He gets that lipstick out all the time.

I bet the noise is delightful

[mIrReN]

You don't see an ex for 3 years, and at a Joe Nice event I saw her. She shouted my name, I hesitated but went anyway. We talked a bit seemed to go well, she kissed me, then we kissed again blaba, she says she wanted to see me again. First days we texted a bit, now 1 week down the road of aforementioned event. She doesnt text that much any more, the texts are useless (might as well say nothing) "I'm hungry" "I'm going to sleep" etc so I said if there's something just tell me and now I think she's mad and I don't know what to do, cause everytime she gets mad she's an ice cold bitch she doesn't answer or even more useless and it's like she wants me to get mad :s maybe she's not mad but I wouldn't understand why she acts like this then :s
I don't know what to do, I just want to see her again and talk about everything a bit and what she wants and all, she's a student ffs she has all the time in the world I told her to just let me know but she doesn't and I know she has time :s I really don't know what to do all I know is this shit is destroying me again cause I really fucking love her I should man up I know but that's so hard
sometimes I wonder if she just wants to play a game or hurt me a bit, or if she just doesn't mind and I'm just something that's extra
I really don't know what to do

women

[magma]

^^ she was probably at a low ebb/drunk and fancied an ego boost, now she's remembered why you two broke up in the first place. Run away.

[noam]

yeh just fuck her off mate

OR

debase yourself in the street whilst crying and calling her name, that sometimes works

[Forum]

Someone make a high school drama thread

[ultraspatial]

^^ she was probably at a low ebb/drunk and fancied an ego boost, now she's remembered why you two broke up in the first place. Run away.

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It's been 3 years. No point in reviving that.