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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:23 am
by Electric_Head
Beer goggles.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:23 am
by mIrReN
:'(

man up time again I guess

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:24 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
find a new bird & bang.

should put this bs to rest.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:28 am
by antipode
Phigure wrote:i bet its as cool as the filth remake
i actually did a fist pump when i read this without even realising it

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:32 am
by magma
Really struggling to not fall asleep today... my eyes keep closing for a little bit longer on each blink...

Hope there aren't any weeping angels around the office.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:43 am
by particle-jim
mIrReN wrote::'(

man up time again I guess
bang ex one last time, as you ejaculate whisper softly in her ear "i hate you", this is guaranteed to solve all your problems :4:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:08 pm
by mIrReN
yeah thats not helping but thx

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:09 pm
by wub
mIrReN wrote:yeah thats not helping but thx
Don't. Go. There.



If it hurt you before or caused issues, it'll be even worse this time round.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:11 pm
by magma
I've done something painful to my foot and I don't know what. Getting a really bad pain in the joint of one of my left toes everytime I take a step... absolutely no idea how/why... it just started when I was walking around earlier.

Is that what being over 30 is like? Body just falling apart for no reason?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:14 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
go and get the fuck on it.

then you will forget.

and tomorrow the only thing you will be thinking about is your hangover.

win win situation.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:14 pm
by murky21
mIrReN wrote:You don't see an ex for 3 years, and at a Joe Nice event I saw her. She shouted my name, I hesitated but went anyway. We talked a bit seemed to go well, she kissed me, then we kissed again blaba, she says she wanted to see me again. First days we texted a bit, now 1 week down the road of aforementioned event. She doesnt text that much any more, the texts are useless (might as well say nothing) "I'm hungry" "I'm going to sleep" etc so I said if there's something just tell me and now I think she's mad and I don't know what to do, cause everytime she gets mad she's an ice cold bitch she doesn't answer or even more useless and it's like she wants me to get mad :s maybe she's not mad but I wouldn't understand why she acts like this then :s
I don't know what to do, I just want to see her again and talk about everything a bit and what she wants and all, she's a student ffs she has all the time in the world I told her to just let me know but she doesn't and I know she has time :s I really don't know what to do all I know is this shit is destroying me again cause I really fucking love her I should man up I know but that's so hard :(
sometimes I wonder if she just wants to play a game or hurt me a bit, or if she just doesn't mind and I'm just something that's extra
I really don't know what to do

women :(
boy dat ting off yo mack next bitches insted

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:34 pm
by Electric_Head
magma wrote:I've done something painful to my foot and I don't know what. Getting a really bad pain in the joint of one of my left toes everytime I take a step... absolutely no idea how/why... it just started when I was walking around earlier.

Is that what being over 30 is like? Body just falling apart for no reason?
Play some professional sport, it get's worse.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:41 pm
by mIrReN
it's just hard because for the last 3 years I haven't felt connected to annyone, I've kind of shut down myself. I had numberous ppl to fuck but I just didn't want to :s
Life sucks. Bigtime

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:45 pm
by finji
mIrReN wrote:it's just hard because for the last 3 years I haven't felt connected to annyone, I've kind of shut down myself. I had numberous ppl to fuck but I just didn't want to :s
Life sucks. Bigtime
Image

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:46 pm
by Terpit
finji wrote:
mIrReN wrote:it's just hard because for the last 3 years I haven't felt connected to annyone, I've kind of shut down myself. I had numberous ppl to fuck but I just didn't want to :s
Life sucks. Bigtime
Image
:lol: Amazing

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:51 pm
by Electric_Head
:lol: no sympathy



Pissed off at people who don't floss.
Stinky breath is stinky.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:04 pm
by mIrReN
hehe funny : )


fuck overthinkin' things
Music & weed is so :Q: boss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYjDlL9f ... plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHtIt--a ... FF29E642CA
^thx (DZA or can't remember his nick on forum) for this one whomever said it's his fav tune

music always gets me up :U:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:16 pm
by gwa
WEED = CAUSE & SOLUTION = NO NEW GF


fuck me i'm a genius sometimes..

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:37 pm
by jayladders
Electric_Head wrote:
jayladders wrote:also, i recently got attacked by a girl im seeing's dog. no one took me seriously until i showed them what the dog looked like....
it latched onto my arm for about three seconds, clamping down. it was the most pain ive ever felt from a physical attack, and ive had a bottle smashed over my jaw. it felt like someone hitting me in the elbow with a sledgehammer
The dog latched onto your arm for 3 secs?
Wow, that's a serious attack :corntard:
My dog does that just for fun.
He's literally swallowed my son's friend's head before.
But he's only playing and doesn't understand his size and strength.
He's huge.

But 3 seconds is really not a dog attacking you.

I've been bitten in the face by a Humungoid St Bernard.
Even then, he only bit me because I was smaller than him and pushing him around.
yes, it latched onto my arm for three seconds, before i smashed it in the face. i had to go to casualty, i take that as a serious attack. yeah a dog 'swallowing your sons friends head' is not what id call playing around mate, it sounds like youre a lot more relaxed about animals that can cause damage to people than i am.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:10 pm
by Electric_Head
:lol: apparently I am.
My dog is harmless.
That's why I am not worried.
I had to put a dog down before because she attacked my son's friend.
Relentlessly chased him even though my wife was hitting her with a frisbee.

I didn't mean to undermine your attack or anything.
Need a hug?