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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:15 pm
by dubluke
My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:20 pm
by gwa
want me to batter him?!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:21 pm
by dubluke
gwa wrote:want me to batter him?!
:a: It's a girl innit

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:25 pm
by Gewze
dubluke wrote:
gwa wrote:want me to batter her?!
:twisted: Yeah, ill pm you innit

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:12 pm
by gwa
dubluke wrote:
gwa wrote:want me to batter him?!
:a: It's a girl innit

aight itll cost you normal fee + %20 cos it's a girl. sorry news rules

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:17 pm
by soulkids


YARDMAN STYLE

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:19 pm
by magma
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:23 pm
by dickman69
oh my god jamaican badman style that shit is hilarious

who is that guy dancing hahahahahha

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:29 pm
by soulkids
actually wanted to post it in the happy thread not in this one

nvm :lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:35 pm
by magma
Electric_Head wrote:
dubfordessert wrote:they meant loTS OF LOVE :U:
Last christmas we were sitting around with my in-laws and my wife's aunt says she always get's LOL on her mails from my mother-in-law.
She thought it was so nice of her to always end her mails with lots of love.
We told her what it meant and to this day, she still cracks out in hysterics when anyone mentions it.
Well, your wife's aunt can probably be let off for being a bit old, but our Prime Minister thought the same thing when he saw it on texts from Rebecca Brooks.

I just... I don't... :corncry:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:39 pm
by dubluke
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:41 pm
by magma
dubluke wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Perhaps she got hammered the night before and didn't want you to see her looking the worse for wear or something...

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:49 pm
by garethom
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Perhaps she got hammered the night before and didn't want you to see her looking the worse for wear or something...
Or perhaps she is filled with a deep melancholy over letting dubluke chuck his monkey custard up her chuff and wants nothing to do with humanity any more.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:57 pm
by dubluke
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Perhaps she got hammered the night before and didn't want you to see her looking the worse for wear or something...
Who knows mate :lol:!! I think I've sussed out her vibe a bit more anyway, more details when I see you sunday fam -t-

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:00 pm
by Johnlenham
garethom wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Perhaps she got hammered the night before and didn't want you to see her looking the worse for wear or something...
Or perhaps she is filled with a deep melancholy over letting dubluke chuck his monkey custard up her chuff and wants nothing to do with humanity any more.
Thats it. Works over. Im done.:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:01 pm
by dubluke
garethom wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:
magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:My happy birthday message and kind offer of hand delivery of birthday cupcakes etc. to my friend was flatly ignored yesterday. Some people :evil:
Oh, fucking PAR. I hope you bought the cakes and ate them anyway whilst simultaneously sobbing and lubing your cock with fondant icing.
Lol mate that is THE picture of misery. I think this gally is just playing hard to get anyway cos she certainly weren't parring me off when she was strutting round her flat naked in front of me on Saturday morning :h:
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Perhaps she got hammered the night before and didn't want you to see her looking the worse for wear or something...
Or perhaps she is filled with a deep melancholy over letting dubluke chuck his monkey custard up her chuff and wants nothing to do with humanity any more.
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:44 pm
by magma
Not so much pissed off, I suppose, I just....

... my first ever proper girlfriend just had her second son. She's named him... Zenko...

ZENKO

Sounds like a fucking comic book villian.

#bulletdodged

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:47 pm
by Forum
magma wrote:Not so much pissed off, I suppose, I just....

... my first ever proper girlfriend just had her second son. She's named him... Zenko...

ZENKO

Sounds like a fucking comic book villian.

#bulletdodged
Thought you were talking about your new girl for a second

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:49 pm
by jayladders
dont have anything to do tonight

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:49 pm
by magma
southstar wrote:
magma wrote:Not so much pissed off, I suppose, I just....

... my first ever proper girlfriend just had her second son. She's named him... Zenko...

ZENKO

Sounds like a fucking comic book villian.

#bulletdodged
Thought you were talking about your new girl for a second
I'm just a little bit upset you'd think that I got my first ever proper girlfriend at the age of 30. :lol: :|
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