Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*]

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by leyenda » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:22 pm

Was getting dodgy messages today from a girl I nearly had a thing with a while back. She's in a different country. This happens on day 2 of this challenge. Awesome. I'm still in though...just.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by SunkLo » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:25 pm

That bitch ain't even that hot.
And Fractal you disgust me.

Cliff, you have been shamed but at least you know in your heart, as you say, that you are an honest wanker. May I suggest repenting and carrying on the month for solidarity?
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by say_whut » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:04 pm

Add me to the list please, I want to see if I can manage the next 27 days
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by brettheaslewood » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:07 pm

the list of shame ahahahahahahqahah
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Devry_Kaneda » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:10 pm

I am an empowered male and i will make it through this.

Stay strong my bredren!

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [A Challenge?]

Post by MrAural » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:41 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:Watching erotic and aggressive videos prior to a match helped boost the performance of 12 rugby players in a UK study. Apparently, our friends across the Atlantic just realized that sexual arousal boosts testosterone.
Is this why Gareth Thomas went on Big Brother?

EDIT: This thread.. Classic DSF
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Post by vishes » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:06 pm

I know I'm 1 day late, but I just noticed this thread. Also haven't had one in 2 days so count me in :D
Huts wrote:i was going to try this.. lasted about 26hrs then i got bored while my roommates were out and that was that
And yeah I have to say that 9 out of 10 times I have a wank it's just out of boredom. So I think I can manage as long as I keep myself busy :6:

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Viineri » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:10 pm

Oh what the hell, might as well join!

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Electric_Head » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:14 pm

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by jazzamataz » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:41 pm

Had a mate a secondary school who gave up sex and wanking for lent.
Needless to say his GF was not impressed. By day 20 he was a jibbering
wreck, BUT he hung in there.
Also, he went MENTAL in a rugby game against the other Boy's grammar
and we won by like 4 tries... which were his.
By day 40, I think his libido went into shut down because (in his words)
he couldn't even get an erection.
A week or so after that, I bumped into him and his GF and he was practically
dry-humping her on the spot... she said he was all over the place.

Took another two weeks of "Normal" activity and he was back to his placid
(not flaccid, before someone else says it,) self.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:01 pm

Reamz wrote:Does this include sex as well as just fapping?
getting laid is all good
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Laszlo » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:03 pm

jazzamataz wrote:Also, he went MENTAL in a rugby game against the other Boy's grammar
Read that as 'the other boy's grandma' :lol:

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by MrAural » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:07 pm

Anyone noticed how many people now have new signatures because of this thread?
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by jazzamataz » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:11 pm

Laszlo wrote:
jazzamataz wrote:Also, he went MENTAL in a rugby game against the other Boy's grammar
Read that as 'the other boy's grandma' :lol:

:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:20 pm

MrAural wrote:Anyone noticed how many people now have new signatures because of this thread?
thats because this thread has yielded some prime quotes :cornlol:
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Laszlo wrote:
nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by MrAural » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:55 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
MrAural wrote:Anyone noticed how many people now have new signatures because of this thread?
thats because this thread has yielded some prime quotes :cornlol:
I concur. :corndance:
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Duffman » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:57 pm

out

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by SunkLo » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:17 pm

FUCK. Saw some stock photo of a girl on a treadmill in an article and was like MUST. COPULATE.
I was already on a streak before feb and missed the 12:00 cutoff time for the last wank

From my previous few weeks from when I initially started the thread, it wasn't that hard. Then again, I had weed to smoke. Finally picking some up tonight. I find temptation comes in waves. If you can just resist that initial burst it'll fade away.

I'm pretty sure I only fapped twice between my previous stint and this one so this is gonna be one mega combo.

Duffman does that mean you're folding? Shall I fetch my staff of shame to banish you from heroicism? At least Cliff will appreciate the company...

I'm proud to be the originator of such a comically successful thread and also a cummunity centered around discipline, collective determination, and self mastery. Hold strong warriors. We'll all be heroes someday.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by icanicant » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:23 pm

SunkLo wrote:FUCK. Saw some stock photo of a girl on a treadmill in an article and was like MUST. COPULATE.
I was already on a streak before feb and missed the 12:00 cutoff time for the last wank

From my previous few weeks from when I initially started the thread, it wasn't that hard. Then again, I had weed to smoke. Finally picking some up tonight. I find temptation comes in waves. If you can just resist that initial burst it'll fade away.

I'm pretty sure I only fapped twice between my previous stint and this one so this is gonna be one mega combo.

Duffman does that mean you're folding? Shall I fetch my staff of shame to banish you from heroicism? At least Cliff will appreciate the company...

I'm proud to be the originator of such a comically successful thread and also a cummunity centered around discipline, collective determination, and self mastery. Hold strong warriors. We'll all be heroes someday.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by MrAural » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:41 pm

I give everyone on the heroes list 2 weeks.
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coulda sworn I unwrapped that creme egg :corntard:

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