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*Grand* wrote:currently growing annoyed with some poncess talking about their degree classification behind me and how they would like to lick the pussy of one of there teachers... seriously, every time i sit her at this table.. a grp of people allways break into song about the point system, fuck .. i feel to go get a copy of Ok magazine or glamour, say her discuss this.. i can completely ignore that rubbish..

Shonky wrote:

*Grand* wrote:currently growing annoyed with some poncess talking about their degree classification behind me and how they would like to lick the pussy of one of there teachers... seriously, every time i sit her at this table.. a grp of people allways break into song about the point system, fuck .. i feel to go get a copy of Ok magazine or glamour, say her discuss this.. i can completely ignore that rubbish..

Trying to figure out what the fuck that says.

You are annoyed by ponces (is poncess the feminine noun?) who talk about lickin her/their teachers pussy - why is this a problem?

You sit "her" at this table - is that supposed to be here, or did you invite the teacher with the popular pum pum to sit with you? Haven't the faintest idea what the point system is or why people are singing about it, but why do you feel the urge to read women's magazines as a way of avoiding it.

Shonky wrote:

*Grand* wrote:currently growing annoyed with some poncess talking about their degree classification behind me and how they would like to lick the pussy of one of there teachers... seriously, every time i sit her at this table.. a grp of people allways break into song about the point system, fuck .. i feel to go get a copy of Ok magazine or glamour, say her discuss this.. i can completely ignore that rubbish..

Trying to figure out what the fuck that says.

You are annoyed by ponces (is poncess the feminine noun?) who talk about lickin her/their teachers pussy - why is this a problem?

You sit "her" at this table - is that supposed to be here, or did you invite the teacher with the popular pum pum to sit with you? Haven't the faintest idea what the point system is or why people are singing about it, but why do you feel the urge to read women's magazines as a way of avoiding it.

*Grand* wrote:.. shonky.. give me your number i will explain it to you over the phone..

shonky turning on someone who demonstrates actions of his own kind...

Shonky wrote:Not sure what actions you demonstrate that I'm turning on, or even how you're my kind.

badger wrote:

Shonky wrote:Not sure what actions you demonstrate that I'm turning on, or even how you're my kind.

yeah shonky is clearly some kind of highly evolved shellfish

*Grand* wrote:you can't fucking read...

how can u not comupute........ GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU OVER THE PHONE..
i am unfamiliar with having to say comma and full stop when i am speaking, so why on earth can you, as intelligent as you are not decipher that?

Shonky wrote: I already have to decipher various unfamiliar slang, piss poor spelling, yoda like understanding of the english language, and in all honesty, it just looks lazy and fucking stupid. When people that don't even have english as a first language can use it correctly, it does annoy me that people that use it like breathing can't put it on a fucking page.

Shonky wrote:

*Grand* wrote:you can't fucking read...

how can u not comupute........ GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU OVER THE PHONE..
i am unfamiliar with having to say comma and full stop when i am speaking, so why on earth can you, as intelligent as you are not decipher that?

I can fucking read, you can't write. Imagine someone chatting to you, some of the words you can't pick out, some of them going off at a tangent, but giving the concept of being one complete sentence, even if it just comes out as one long sprawl of gibberish - then you should be able to pick out why punctuation is useful to an intelligent conversation and then, possibly apply it to your writing.

I already have to decipher various unfamiliar slang, piss poor spelling, yoda like understanding of the english language, and in all honesty, it just looks lazy and fucking stupid. When people that don't even have english as a first language can use it correctly, it does annoy me that people that use it like breathing can't put it on a fucking page.

And no you can't have my number.

datura wrote:I find some people post in a stream of consciousness style that can be difficult to follow..

I nearly had 3 crashes on the 15 min drive back from work, ffs what's wrong with indicating, turning your lights on in the dark and looking before you pull out onto a main road?

BlizzardMusic wrote:

datura wrote:I find some people post in a stream of consciousness style that can be difficult to follow..

I nearly had 3 crashes on the 15 min drive back from work, ffs what's wrong with indicating, turning your lights on in the dark and looking before you pull out onto a main road?

Thats pre-karma for being sarcastic.

datura wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:

datura wrote:I find some people post in a stream of consciousness style that can be difficult to follow..

I nearly had 3 crashes on the 15 min drive back from work, ffs what's wrong with indicating, turning your lights on in the dark and looking before you pull out onto a main road?

Thats pre-karma for being sarcastic.

when? btw

Sarcasm - is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. An example of sarcasm is using "that's fantastic" to mean "that's awful".

datura wrote:Sarcasm - is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. An example of sarcasm is using "that's fantastic" to mean "that's awful".

BlizzardMusic wrote: Sarcasm - is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. An example of sarcasm is using "that's fantastic" to mean "that's awful".

datura wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote: Sarcasm - is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. An example of sarcasm is using "that's fantastic" to mean "that's awful".

now try again