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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:31 pm
by amick
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: BROCKOUT!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: dsf
Stranger: dsf derken ?
You: derka derka
Stranger: bye
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:20 pm
by __________
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hi
You: do you like to brock?
Stranger: one minute
Stranger: brock??
You: yeah
You: you know, like brocking out.
Stranger: whats mean
You: hang on a second
You: http://www.hyperblazing.co.uk/SB/NTYPEsoundboardV1.swf
You: just click 'BROCKWIDE' on there, and it'll probably explain it for you
Stranger: not yet show brockwide
Stranger: age
You: brockout then
You: that's good enough i suppose
Stranger: ı wanna learn your age
Stranger: please tell me
Stranger: :D
Stranger: =))
You: i'm 16
Stranger: I'm happy because me too
Stranger: :D
You: really?!
Stranger: girl or boy??
You: that's amazing!!
You: i'm a girl :D
Stranger: yeah.
You: so do ever brockout?
Stranger: whats mean brockout??
Stranger: whats that
You: brock out...think about it
Stranger: heyyyy
Stranger: ara you there
You: no i've gone :(
You: are you there?
Stranger: ım sorry ı dont know brockout ı first here
Stranger: hear,
You: well if you want to be with a girl like me, you're going to have to learn how to brock out
You: do we have a deal?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: 7ı dont wanna like you because you are ho
You: that's not very nice
Stranger: ı think
You: turbo wheely dealy
Stranger: what
You: you know, like a rewind only turbo
You: jacket beans and cheese
You: understand?
Stranger: ı dont understand
Stranger: from where
You: i'm from indochina
You: my name is Horacio McDoobie
Stranger: whats do you like
Stranger: mücis
Stranger: music
You: i don't like music
You: music is for weak people
Stranger: hımm
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: high school
Stranger: ?
You: no i'm only 14, i'm in kindergarten
You: no wait, i'm 11
You: shit...how old am i again?
Stranger: it is bad
Stranger: have you got facebook
You: yes. do you have DMZ005?
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:26 pm
by hackman
:lol:

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:06 pm
by deamonds
shabby but

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
You: batty man me nar inna dat
You: why you talking to a dude?
You: u got issues bruddah
You: dickhead
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:06 pm
by hurlingdervish
You: i say BOOM BOOM BOOM now let me hear you say WAYooooo
Stranger: wayOOOOOO
You: i say BOOM BOOM BOOM now let me get some MAYOOOO
Stranger: FUCKYOOOOO
You: i say BOOM BOOM BOOM no ones ever gonna LAY YOUUUU
Stranger: repeat x3: FUCKYOOOOO
You: WAYOOOOOO
Stranger: mbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:11 pm
by blizzardmusic
BEN? wrote:Stranger: xzibit is here
You: yo dawg!
Stranger: he heard we like daterape, so he put rohypnol in our rohypnol so we can rape while we rape
You: man
You: xzibit is a fucking genius

this is a tiny bit of a conversation that has lasted about an hour.
so many 4channers :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:17 pm
by Wolverine
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: male or female?
You: shemale
You: you?
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:42 am
by prime|evil
baaaaahahahaaaa!!!


Stranger: Hello
You: im scraed
Stranger: How r u?
Stranger: why you are
You: is this a real person or one of them computer programmes
Stranger: real person
You: liar
You: prove it
Stranger: how
You: youre the computer. you should be all knowing
You: touch your nose with your toes. thatll prove it
Stranger: You dont see it
Stranger: If i do it
Stranger: becouse i'm here and you are somewhere else
Stranger: its have no sense
You: Stranger: its have no sense - and you think that sentance makes sence??
Stranger: maybe
You: i bet your a foreign computer
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:14 am
by faust.dtc
Prime|Evil wrote:baaaaahahahaaaa!!!


Stranger: Hello
You: im scraed
Stranger: How r u?
Stranger: why you are
You: is this a real person or one of them computer programmes
Stranger: real person
You: liar
You: prove it
Stranger: how
You: youre the computer. you should be all knowing
You: touch your nose with your toes. thatll prove it
Stranger: You dont see it
Stranger: If i do it
Stranger: becouse i'm here and you are somewhere else
Stranger: its have no sense
You: Stranger: its have no sense - and you think that sentance makes sence??
Stranger: maybe
You: i bet your a foreign computer
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:lol: I loled...

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:52 pm
by dubsteptim
haha this thread is hilarious, cant get a good/funny chat started though

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:54 pm
by DZA
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: .
Stranger: how are you?
You: .
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:cry:

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:55 pm
by j-sh
dubluke wrote:You: hi
You: so i
You: put on my wizard hat and cape
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genuine lols

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:35 pm
by hackman
lol first semi akward situation

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin?
You: penis pump
Stranger: not bad, and no thanks, not needed ; )
You: vagina vump?
Stranger: no my penis is pleanty big enough
You: ive heard different
Stranger: from who?
You: your daddy
Stranger: my daddy hasnt seen me in 10 years
You: erm
Stranger: ahaha gotcha, but seriosuly he hasnt
You: wut
You: same as before
You: like a raisin

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:41 pm
by j-sh
hackman wrote:lol first semi akward situation

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin?
You: penis pump
Stranger: not bad, and no thanks, not needed ; )
You: vagina vump?
Stranger: no my penis is pleanty big enough
You: ive heard different
Stranger: from who?
You: your daddy
Stranger: my daddy hasnt seen me in 10 years
You: erm
Stranger: ahaha gotcha, but seriosuly he hasnt
You: wut
You: same as before
You: like a raisin
HAHAHAHAHAHA that backfired! i like how you tried to save the comedy towards the end

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:08 pm
by hackman
:lol:

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:46 pm
by j-sh
hackman wrote::lol:
I came back and loled just as hard

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:15 pm
by dubsteptim
ahh booo!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bumbaclaud!!
Stranger: what
You: oiiiiiiiiiiii mate

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:27 pm
by fuagofire
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: dubstep?
Stranger: what? :d
You: what music you into?
Stranger: umm. punk rock
Stranger: u?
You: kittens being strangled
Stranger: what? :D:d
Stranger: u again..
Stranger: :D:d
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:03 pm
by fuagofire
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 23 m
You: l?
Stranger: yu?
Stranger: you?
You: 25 f eng
Stranger: nice
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Im from Istanbul
Stranger: work?
You: im a prostitute
Stranger: :)
Stranger: really
You: trying to get into porn
You: but the money isn't too good in that at the mo due to the ressesion
Stranger: yeah I know ressesion
Stranger: do have you pic?
Stranger: have you pic?
You: i would have to charge you for it lol :-)
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: so how can I see you?
Stranger: do you use msn?
Stranger: or facebook?
You: im really a man, not a prositute or in porn
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