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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm
by kidstatic
The Wiggle Baron wrote:Hang on. Wait. What the fuck.
Putting on/offering lip balm vaseline or whatever stuff while I was getting my speech on isn't...something else ive missed is it?
it can be. an offer of gum or breathmint can mean the same thing.
KISS HER.
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:28 pm
by ::g-sus::
14 pages and still no tongue?
Yeah man kiss her already.
Either that or your busy exchanging saliva as we speak.
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:19 pm
by osky
FACCKIN 'ELL SON im on the edge of my seat here.
more updates!!111
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm
by lloydnoise
The Wiggle Baron wrote:Hang on. Wait. What the fuck.
Putting on/offering lip balm vaseline or whatever stuff while I was getting my speech on isn't...something else ive missed is it?
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:28 pm
by kidstatic
i dont think this girl exists. noone over 15 can be this clueless. seriously.
i'm thinking this man is just a mothafucking lyrical wordsmith mothafucking genius who is keeping us all coming back day after day with his lies.
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:58 pm
by the wiggle baron
kidstatic wrote:i'm thinking this man is just a mothafucking lyrical wordsmith mothafucking genius who is keeping us all coming back day after day with his lies.
Ah mate I pretty much wish. The level to which me and the guy I live with can't read situations of this nature is just pure comedy.
Guy I live with has some amazing stories. Last girl he was with for example (who, by the way, was a main character in Bernards watch. AMAZING.) he managed to absoloutely destroy his relationship with in one fell swoop.
One of those pretty much foreplay style things getting seriously intimate moments, ABSOLOUTELY killed dead by the fanbloodytastic line of "all of your toes look like they belong to different feet". Will have to double check the following story with him at a later date, but suffice to say that was the end of that
Bernards fucking watch though. Big boy.
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:24 pm
by Jubz
This thread is great (no patroniso).
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:37 pm
by jrj2020
KISS HER KISS HER KISS HER
or ask "do you like me sex wise?"
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:33 am
by did
i think taking her to dmz would be a fail. the last thing i ever think about at a dance is gash.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:47 am
by deamonds
^bat
bruv if you go dmz with her im gonna hand this thread out in printouts on the door...
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:58 am
by cal
deamonds wrote:^bat
bruv if you go dmz with her im gonna hand this thread out in printouts on the door...
i'll be wearing my "tea with turkish" t-shirt
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:58 am
by fork
cal wrote:deamonds wrote:^bat
bruv if you go dmz with her im gonna hand this thread out in printouts on the door...
i'll be wearing my "tea with turkish" t-shirt
lol
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:08 am
by ikeaboy
Damn it now I'm late for work, lob the gob man ffs. If she's as shy as you then you have to end the pain for both of you. She needs you to make a move.
if it doesn't work out at that point you'll know where you stand, I can't see your chances getting better then they are at the moment.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:42 am
by lloydnoise
cal wrote:deamonds wrote:^bat
bruv if you go dmz with her im gonna hand this thread out in printouts on the door...
i'll be wearing my "tea with turkish" t-shirt
haha
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:45 am
by the wiggle baron
cal wrote:deamonds wrote:^bat
bruv if you go dmz with her im gonna hand this thread out in printouts on the door...
i'll be wearing my "tea with turkish" t-shirt
Aha!!
And yeah, im all out of plans now really. See what happens basically. Sure ill see her at the library a fair amount today...its just really not the time for all this i spose lol. Exams we got next week are actually fucking insane
I basically need to learn the entire diagnostic side of medicine in 3 days
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:48 pm
by kidstatic
The Wiggle Baron wrote:cal wrote:deamonds wrote:^bat
bruv if you go dmz with her im gonna hand this thread out in printouts on the door...
i'll be wearing my "tea with turkish" t-shirt
Aha!!
And yeah, im all out of plans now really. See what happens basically. Sure ill see her at the library a fair amount today...its just really not the time for all this i spose lol. Exams we got next week are actually fucking insane
I basically need to learn the entire diagnostic side of medicine in 3 days
sneak a kiss in the library. itll catch her off guard. chicks like shit like that.
same thing. rape her in an alley.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:03 pm
by miscreant
kidstatic wrote:The Wiggle Baron wrote:cal wrote:deamonds wrote:^bat
bruv if you go dmz with her im gonna hand this thread out in printouts on the door...
i'll be wearing my "tea with turkish" t-shirt
Aha!!
And yeah, im all out of plans now really. See what happens basically. Sure ill see her at the library a fair amount today...its just really not the time for all this i spose lol. Exams we got next week are actually fucking insane
I basically need to learn the entire diagnostic side of medicine in 3 days
sneak a kiss in the library. itll catch her off guard. chicks like shit like that.
same thing. rape her in an alley.
Yeah - make sure she doesnt shout 'Fire' though - those pesky womans groups have been filling womens heads with all these 'rape prevention' tactics, apparently help is more likely to appear if your shouting 'Fire' and not 'Rape'.
Imagine you ran down an alley to help some poor bird from burning to death and it turns out some fuckers chucking his beans right up her thatch. I'd probably let it carry on in principal - Fucking lying bitch trying to make me look like a right mug running up a lane with a big bucket of water.......
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:09 pm
by faust.dtc
MiscreanT wrote:kidstatic wrote:The Wiggle Baron wrote:cal wrote:deamonds wrote:^bat
bruv if you go dmz with her im gonna hand this thread out in printouts on the door...
i'll be wearing my "tea with turkish" t-shirt
Aha!!
And yeah, im all out of plans now really. See what happens basically. Sure ill see her at the library a fair amount today...its just really not the time for all this i spose lol. Exams we got next week are actually fucking insane
I basically need to learn the entire diagnostic side of medicine in 3 days
sneak a kiss in the library. itll catch her off guard. chicks like shit like that.
same thing. rape her in an alley.
Yeah - make sure she doesnt shout 'Fire' though - those pesky womans groups have been filling womens heads with all these 'rape prevention' tactics, apparently help is more likely to appear if your shouting 'Fire' and not 'Rape'.
Imagine you ran down an alley to help some poor bird from burning to death and it turns out some fuckers chucking his beans right up her thatch. I'd probably let it carry on in principal - Fucking lying bitch trying to make me look like a right mug running up a lane with a big bucket of water.......
If she shouted fire id probably wait for him to finish shooting his load and then stamp her out....
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:53 pm
by the wiggle baron
I think im actually losing the plot. Not even kidding. I can't explain how fucking mental the exams ive got coming up are. Like, literally. Having to psych myself up to speak to Auria fucking 5 times or something has completely twisted my mind, I can literally see myself in a home within a week.
Like...fucking hell. I keep falling asleep ALL the time, just anywhere. Still sleeping 9 hours + a night, but can barely lift things up, keep my eyes open...never felt so fucking drained
Im actually a mess. Cannot deal with this and exams at the same time.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:19 pm
by ::g-sus::
Please tell me you aren't throwing in the towel. I mean you've come this far. Delirium aside, you should def make a move at some point here. Like Ive said before, this whole, not the right time business, is bollocks. Be a man of action. I hear they love that shit.