The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Johnlenham]

Mouth still fucking hurts, hardly slept last night and all the codine and ibeprofene in the world is not helping

[Sexual_Chocolate]

spent my friday night in the hospital.

yay.

[Fbac]

Everything okay nevalo?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

got admitted as the doctor thought my heart was fucking out (had chest pains, weak arms, lightheaded etc) & my heartbeat was irregular.

got discharged because they couldn't see anything wrong & didnt think my heart was damaged/in trouble.

so yea, could be better, but i aint dying

[leyenda]

funny how we think we own this fucking chunk of earth.

we blatantly do.

But what about bacteria bro?

[dubfordessert]

grandma is in hospital, mum wants me to go home, feel like im in a fucking existentialist novel.

[Redderious]

I was helping a client ship out a proposal today via fedex. I live in VA and Sandy messed them up on monday and tuesda, although all of the storm that remained on tuesday was just a slight drizzle of rain with practically no wind. We shipped it out on wednesday when everyone in the office returned to work. It was going to Memphis and being sent through Priority Overnight which means it should of got there on Thursday at 10:30 in the morning.

Apparently fedex decided not to ship things anywhere on the north east regardless of the realistic weather conditions in the area and it didnt get there on time. They call this 'an act of god' and refuse to give out any sort of refunds for delayed shipments. But guess who's fault this ended up being... Now im in shit with my boss because it didnt occur to me that fedex wouldn't get the proposal out to an area almost completely unaffected by the storm in time.

[dickman69]

Rayman, you ever caught a merman bro? If not, do you at least think they exist?

no, did anyone see that mermaid "documentary" on the "science" channel tho

shit pissed me off, was obviously fake and meant to piss people off, but c'mon.... tv used to show real science, not bigfoot dick sucking

[idontreallygiveashit]

bigfoot dick sucking

i must have missed this one

[garethom]

bigfoot dick sucking

i must have missed this one

yeah someone needs to make this happen

[chekov]

saying all natives live off welfare and spend their government checks on heroin and 40 dollar snapback hats

Bizarrely racist things like this crease me. Just what the fuck?

yeah i was not aware of these stereotypes

[magma]

grandma is in hospital, mum wants me to go home, feel like im in a fucking existentialist novel.

[Mehlovich]

thought i'd already paid a bill like 5 months ago - turns out i hadn't and now my debt is 4700 DKK bigger. fuck that

[particle-jim]

Me - "excuse me, who left all their stuff right in front of the door? Its blocking access to the office and its actually a fire risk as thats our main route out of the office"
Her - "Oh... Should I move it then?"

Naw you're fine love, leave it there for me trip over on my way out, cheers

[garethom]

Me - "excuse me, who left all their stuff right in front of the door? Its blocking access to the office and its actually a fire risk as thats our main route out of the office"
Her - "Oh... Should I move it then?"

Naw you're fine love, leave it there for me trip over on my way out, cheers

you know it's there now, only your fault if you trip up.

[ReDead]

$60 short of a good time and my friend wants me to drive around and sell pot with him for the next 3 hours, nowhere near in the mood to deal with the dipshits I'm gonna have to deal with. I really need a job.

[dickman69]

roommate keeps trying to like interact w/ me

[idontreallygiveashit]

so fuckin bored i might just go to sleep
friday night
fuck

[ehbes]

roommate keeps trying to like interact w/ me

How dare he!

Idgas - love the avatar

[finji]

From the above posts I reckon SNH ... Secret nerd hideout?