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Harkat wrote:good shouts all around

We're chatting on skype now, I just thought of Thailand, any ninjas have any experience?

one of my m8's cock fell off after visiting thailand

:O

Harkat wrote:We're chatting on skype now, I just thought of Thailand, any ninjas have any experience?

Thailand is also amazing! Again, for me, a life changer. Bit of a hype for a two week type thing. Longer is needed. Get out of Bangkok asap or avoid entirely.

Avoid where DSFs favourite league short wearing pimp lives too. Depressing place man.

Shum wrote:Avoid where DSFs favourite league short wearing pimp lives too. Depressing place man.

Where is that exactly?

Pattaya.

Wouldn't mind checking out Myanmar myself.

My uncle ran a mission there in the 70s when foreign aid wasn't allowed. He had great fun trying to smuggle medicine in

arcane is a sick tune

ye few friends of mine been to thailand they say its beaut

get into the countryside kidna thing tho, avoid the big urbanised shit. u wanna go to them places with houses in the water on stilts and big jungle rocks stickin out the water

im back after my weeklong 11111 post hiatus 2 tell this story

I was taking out the garbage at work & as im walking back in the store, this guy is walking in. I see him all the time, he walks around w/ a bag, wears army/camo shit, has long hair, like 60yrs old so im guessing he was a combo army vet w/ a DUI. So I say hi, & he says "you've got to help me, my life is in danger, I need you to call the police." He's obviously drunk and slurring words, I hand him the phone inside, & he looks very long at the numberpad & presses 9 1 1. This is what he said as close to verbatim as possible:

"Am I talking to a fucking robot"
"Oh"
"Yes, my life is in danger I'm being chased by a drunken man with an illegal firearm"
"__Some address (not my store's address)__"
"My name? Yea it's, go to hell." (Now you can tell hes getting pissed)
"Mother fucker I've given you all the information you need, my life is in danger"

bangs phone on counter & leaves but doesn't hang it up, so I talk to the operator & he says he'll send a cop down to check it out

cop comes down tell him what went down he sees the dude is right next to our store just chilling

next thing there is like 4 police cars & dude is at gunpoint lol (prob b/c combo of camo + drunkenness)

then a few minutes after that hes getting a ride from some lady & the police officer is just chatting to him lol

cop comes back says hes drunk as fuck & they didn't do shit








so was pretty chill day at work

"Am I talking to a fucking robot"
"Oh"

u know its gonna be good when that's the 1st thing u say on the phone

yeaaa outkast yea

Molzie wrote:

Harkat wrote:good shouts all around

We're chatting on skype now, I just thought of Thailand, any ninjas have any experience?

one of my m8's cock fell off after visiting thailand

from wanking so much?

Harkat wrote:good shouts all around

We're chatting on skype now, I just thought of Thailand, any ninjas have any experience?

Thailand is great, highly recommend.

i want to get a motorcycle and explore the country

how funny do the locals think ladyboy jokes are on a scale from 1-10?

Harkat wrote:how funny do the locals think ladyboy jokes are on a scale from 1-10?

They love it, I think the word for them is 'Katoy', it's like saying 'mate' if you're a Brit