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southstar wrote:People who want to eat apples in offices should have to go outside with the smokers

I think this might be more of an unpopular opinion. What have you got against desk-apples?

The noise

I guess people that talk on a phone in the office is also a problem then southstar?

THAT C/NT IS BREATHING I CAN HeAR HIM WERE Is MY NINE MILLY?!?!?!?

i like green apples, red apples are wack

im going to have grapefruit then try to go back to sleep

signals wrote:i like green apples, red apples are wack

im going to have grapefruit then try to go back to sleep

Would sir care for a razor sharp hunting knife with that?

I think it's Braeburns I hate, the ones with the really soft texture

southstar wrote:I think it's Braeburns I hate, the ones with the really soft texture

Soft texture would mean less crunch and less noise.

I've moved on to taste now

Any apple that is flowery and soft can take a hike in my books.
I take a bit and throw it away.

southstar wrote:I've moved on to taste now

You don't like people eating apples in the office because of the taste?

wub wrote:

southstar wrote:I've moved on to taste now

You don't like people eating apples in the office because of the taste?

Yes, nothing offends me more than the sight of someone eating the wrong type of apple

At first, I thought Southstar was being stupid, but I shit you not, the old woman sat two desks away from me as just starting chomping a guiness world record breaking crunchiest apple of all time, and it is annoying.

Headphone time I reckon.

lololol oh shit, she's got some celery too now, CAN HARDLY HEAR MYSELF THINK.

Big up Southstar, he was onto something.

The person in question eats apples like some kind of cartoon beaver, that's the source of my irritation

me and my mates would smoke out of apples

and give the apple to a horse

southstar wrote:

wub wrote:

southstar wrote:I've moved on to taste now

You don't like people eating apples in the office because of the taste?

Yes, nothing offends me more than the sight of someone eating the wrong type of apple

what type is the right type?

Braeburns should be crunchy... have you been buying fruit from Lidl again?

All apples should be fucking crunchy.

what about stewed apples?/