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wub wrote:All apples should be fucking crunchy.

I'm trying to think of the exception, but you're probably right. Some varieties definitely seem to be less reliable than others though.... anything with "Delicious" in the name is worth avoiding. Whatever bastard named Golden Delicious really can fuck the fuck off. No taste, shitty thin skin, goes soft easily yet has the most appetising name out of all its apple brethren. Tricky little fucker.

Green apples are generally better, firmer texture and slightly sharper taste

Occasionally get a red apple that steps up to the plate and can be counted amongst it's green rivals.

I prefer crisp red apples.

Honestly, I think Braeburn is the best apple. It's almost inbetween Green and Red... has the bite, the crunch... and if you give it a squeeze before buying you can pretty much guarantee it won't be one of those mealy, powdery bastards.

A good Granny Smith probably wins overall, but there are too many that are too soft or too bitter. I learnt to beware the dark green fuckers with the huge white spots as a nipper.

Shouts to the good old English Cox as well. Great flavour but TOO SMALL... almost always get a mouthful of pips after an over-enthusiastic first bite.

Russetts seem like a great idea, but in reality they can fuck off.

I bloody love apples, I do.

Pink Ladies are peng. always crisp and fresh

Riddles wrote:Pink Ladies are peng. always crisp and fresh

YES! M&S do BANGING Pink Ladies.

snh has experts on everything

magma wrote:

Riddles wrote:Pink Ladies are peng. always crisp and fresh

YES! M&S do BANGING Pink Ladies.

Pink lady crew stand up

DP but to return to the issue of Fabric flyers what the fuck is this

Fuuuuuuuck sake.

honey dipped scrotum???

looks like a dog's nose.

i want to believe it's ballz tho

It looks like a gooey animal nose that has balls growing out the bottom.

Beehouse

Laszlo wrote:Fuuuuuuuck sake.

Again Laszlo, you just don't get it.

Obviously represents the great nose for the underground and obscure that people like Hessle, Peverelist and Idle Hands have.

Even when the sweet smell of honey from the newest musical fads tries to slow them down, they steadfastly keep sniffing out the rare greatness in underground music.

Big up Fabric, again, showing that they understand things on a level most plebs don't.

I liked Granny Smiths until I found out that it's legal to treat them with some sort of natural anti wringle wax (eu).

The name kind of suggests botox so should've known.

today's youtube conmments digest

Jay,Cris,Matt A.I wrote:

Im TRULY sorry but thier.is a LIMITED EDITION to.the TRUE Dubstep.ARTISTS out their that make.REALL GOOD Dubstep Tunes.
Just not gonna.say that its.a Rare QUANTITY of.the REAL KUSH
Its like a GIRL.IF YOUR DREAMS
Theirs ONE FINE A S S BITCH
But nit all of them have the same issue;)
Like thier Body
This is it


True Shit of 100% DUB <3;)
Muah!;)
Just JIZZ ALL OVER MY GIRKS PANTS;)



on Kahn - Polar

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Is this the ikea shelf thing everyone uses to house their records and put their decks etc on?
http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/produ ... #/60135299
I have a feeling its 4 of them stacked up 2x2?