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Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:56 pm
by faust.dtc
I thought id post this pic of my ex, to keep things rolling and because im a tnuc like that. Shes the one on the right.
One of the reasons we split up was because I had a drunken one night stand on new years eve with the girl on the left (I blame the alcohol and coke

).
Only thing is that it happened a whole 8 months before I even met my ex

Didnt matter though, even though I had only met her the once, had 30 mins of dirty bathroom sex and didnt even remember her face even after my ex suggestivly showed me pics of her on her facebook, apparently knowing id done some freaky shit with her best mate was too much for her.
Its a small world eh...

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:06 pm
by gwa
lol I've got many stories that are on the same level of debauchery
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:41 pm
by upstateface
faust.dtc wrote:I thought id post this pic of my ex, to keep things rolling and because im a tnuc like that. Shes the one on the right.
One of the reasons we split up was because I had a drunken one night stand on new years eve with the girl on the left (I blame the alcohol and coke

).
Only thing is that it happened a whole 8 months before I even met my ex

Didnt matter though, even though I had only met her the once, had 30 mins of dirty bathroom sex and didnt even remember her face even after my ex suggestivly showed me pics of her on her facebook, apparently knowing id done some freaky shit with her best mate was too much for her.
Its a small world eh...

Which one was better?
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:48 pm
by don gotti
one on the left looks like a retarted version of bjork

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:49 pm
by don gotti
anyone else see that?
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:13 pm
by Shae
Shit, I thought that was Bjork! One on the right would get it though...
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:18 pm
by NilsFG
don gotti wrote:one on the left looks like a retarted version of bjork

Is it a girl? Is it a man?
Looks like that
birddude from tokyo hotel
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:01 pm
by magma
NilsFG wrote:don gotti wrote:one on the left looks like a retarted version of bjork

Is it a girl? Is it a man?
Looks like that
birddude from tokyo hotel
People not fancying Bjork plays wonderfully into my plan to steal her and hope nobody notices. I'll still let her produce records and stuff, she just won't be allowed to leave.
Ever. Well, until I realise after 3 years of mad passion that she's a bit annoying. Then I'll chuck her out and resign myself to a life of women never quite being good enough.
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:07 am
by horse
magma wrote:
People not fancying Bjork plays wonderfully into my plan to steal her and hope nobody notices. I'll still let her produce records and stuff, she just won't be allowed to leave.
Ever. Well, until I realise after 3 years of mad passion that she's a bit annoying. Then I'll chuck her out and resign myself to a life of women never quite being good enough.
i have a very similar plan actually!!

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:02 am
by danoldboy
Thought I'd enter into the spirit with an old ex of mine. One for the tattoo crew. American women ftw
*removed*
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:12 am
by faust.dtc
YES!!! That is definitely a bit of me Danoldboy. Top marks there...you should have wived that one though.
upstateface wrote:Which one was better?
Hard choice really, I rate them both highly...
My ex was an proper animal in the bedroom (and just about anywhere else the mood took her), one of them girls that wouldnt say no to anything. She could suck a bowling ball through a straw too so for that reason id have to say her. Porn star potential that one.
I wasnt really attracted to the one on the left but any girl who after only meeting for 10 minutes lets me get my fingers up her, treat her like a dirty slut and then lets me shoot my load in her face while im on one of my arousing coke highs is a pretty close second. Shame she had a boney arse though because my crotch was bruised for a good couple of weeks after that.
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:38 am
by danoldboy
faust.dtc wrote:YES!!! That is definitely a bit of me Danoldboy. Top marks there...you should have wived that one though.
I was young and mental, she was young and mental. It didn't work out!
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:42 am
by tr0tsky
Tattooed ex's FTW!

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:01 pm
by don gotti
we want nudes
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:06 pm
by ST100
bass hertz wrote:Mattron wrote:manillathrilla wrote:oregon is ok but southern united states is full of fuck stnuc, im an accepting person but i fucking hate southerners theyr degenerate losers...only people i have anything against... us yanks fucked you up and put youi in your place you inbred toothless fucking snake worshipers
The south is fucking worthless, you equal negative nothing to the north you racist loser fucks
uhhhh, Oregon is faaaar west.
but yeah, the south really does suck. once you get past Virginia (going south) everything SUCKS from there on. even Virgina sucks, actually.
I live in North Carolina, and have lived "up north"... honestly, neither of you know wtf you're talking about.
north carolina prolly sucks mad dick too.
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:08 pm
by upstateface
It does the whole south sucks.
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:16 pm
by Shae
danoldboys winning...
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:14 pm
by gnome
Shae wrote:danoldboys winning...
Yeah but the writting on her tatoo is backwards
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:19 pm
by ST100
gnome wrote:Shae wrote:danoldboys winning...
Yeah but the writting on her tatoo is backwards
lol.......
macbook photobooth = backwards pics.
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:41 pm
by don gotti
fuck the south