Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*]

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Duffman » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:46 pm

Yes mate add me to the wanker list

Lasted Sunday to Wednesday, decided to just 'look' at a bit of questionable material and the one-eyed champ got knocked out
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by wobbles » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:12 pm

i just had a fucking wet dream.... does that count?

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [A Challenge?]

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:17 pm

leyenda303 wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:
noam wrote:if you wank too much its not fun anymore and you dont want real girls... just wanking

its not good
yap, too true, when i used to wank too much i couldn't even cum during sex unless i liked, tied up the missus and bummed her whilst slapping her in the face. If you don't wank as often sex is soooooooooo much more enjoyable
That's another thing. Porn has made peoples' tastes get more extreme. At some point you pause and realise why the fuck do I find that a turn on?
I watched this documentary the other day addressing the exact same thing - there is this current trend that a lot of mainstream, popular and best selling porn is slapping and gagging compared to old porn that was just straight vanilla sex.And they can pretty much make a fetish out of anything even though nobody has ever had a thing for it before. It made me not wank for about five days (i stopped for two prior) and i could have continued had i not remebered the glory of plain old naked women, nothing mentally damaging about looking at that, right?

And the wank i had to break my streak was the most disappointing thing ever. Could have gone on for longer had i known.

Edit: Film was called The Price of Pleasure. Torrent that shit if you need some motivation.

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:32 pm

wobbles wrote:i just had a fucking wet dream.... does that count?
I say no. But, lol.
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Post by Pedro Sánchez » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:34 pm

idontreallygiveashit wrote:there is this current trend that a lot of mainstream, popular and best selling porn is slapping and gagging compared to old porn that was just straight vanilla sex.And they can pretty much make a fetish out of anything even though nobody has ever had a thing for it before.
Shemale gangbangs or I ain't getting past a semi.
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Post by SunkLo » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:37 pm

That's why I fap to artsy shit. Like 'use your imagination, breathy whispers on your neck, gentle groans, eye contact during orgasm, post-coital cuddles and secret telling' kind of shit. You know I gotta fuck bitches gentle.

Photos are better anyway, because if they're done well enough they capture a whole experience in perfection. In film it's a bunch of mediocre moments permeated by transient peaks of sexiness. Not to mention I hate bad acting, and having everything explicitly laid out is limiting. Also inconvenient to try to sync up events with video. There always seems to be a bad angle at the worst time.

Wobbles, you're in the clear, that's considered hax; outside of your control. Still big in the game!
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by noam » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:38 pm

porn kinda grims me out now

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Post by kidshuffle » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:42 pm

Yeah porn is just weird now. Tbh I find it more funny than anything
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Post by idontreallygiveashit » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:44 pm

All this talk of porn is making me wanna watch some porn.

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Post by wobbles » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:44 pm

so im still in the game guys???

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Post by kidshuffle » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:45 pm

Yes, you are still in
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Post by wobbles » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:45 pm

yesss onward to victory

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Post by MrAural » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:52 pm

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by fretn » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:57 pm

Lol, I was actually starting to do this. I've been completely desentisized by porn & my libido is so low. I've been clean for a week! Will update
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Post by kidshuffle » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:20 pm

Alright boys, if you ever think of fapping, just look at this. Possibly save it as your desktop, idk

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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:28 pm

kidshuffle wrote:Alright boys, if you ever think of fapping, just look at this. Possibly save it as your desktop, idk

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I bet I could coax one out to that, just sayin'
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by fractal » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:09 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:
fractal wrote:mod fap to old T&A thread

so evil
You, Seckle and Badge having webcam circle jerk....mucky cunts.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by SunkLo » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:50 pm

kidshuffle wrote:Alright boys, if you ever think of fapping, just look at this. Possibly save it as your desktop, idk

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Fuck. I'm out...
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by SCope13 » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:42 am

Raggles wrote:
SCope13 wrote:Change the game to Four Time More Fap February and I'll consider doing it.
I was not born on your join date.
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Re: Abstinence and Testosterone [*No Fap February Challenge*

Post by Raggles » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:54 am

I vote wobbles should be disqualified.

*Council meeting* :w:

It's obvious he knows how to lucid wank.
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