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Terpit wrote:

Marzz wrote:

leviticus wrote:a guy I was trick or treating with when I was about 14, stuck a pound up his arse so he didn't have to share it

What the fuck! does he try and eat that vomit from his hand?

noam wrote:then next guy voms!

leviticus wrote:

noam wrote:

leviticus wrote:School stories:

A guy in my registration class drinking Tipex and trying to eat razor blades, when he left school he held up the corner shop opposite his house which his mum worked at, he was caught!

Lots of phantom desk shiters.

One kid who just got excluded, coming back and hiding in the bushes during sports day, taking shots at runners with an air rifle.

I'm now teaching 14-19 year olds and so far I've had:

The ginger kid wanking in the recording booth (Spotted on CCTV)

A student making a funeral song and then laying down in a coffin like shape and pretending he was dead

Someone pissing in the corner of the classroom during break

A girl who didnt know if she lived in a house or a flat and was convinced Beyonce was her cousin

And the serial bullshitting student who had his bike nicked, which was padlocked to a concrete bench, believable until he tells me they nicked the bench also. His 50" TV stolen from inside his flat while he was in the kitchen, no forced entry and no one else had a key. The really sad thing was that he used to make up that all of his family had caught cancer, one week his dad, then his step mum and Granddad etc, he told me 3 times his grandmother had died so he couldn't come in.

And to finish it off, a guy I was trick or treating with when I was about 14, stuck a pound up his arse so he didn't have to share it. Same guy who when his brother got ran over coming from the sweetie van, instead of helping him he stole all his sweets and ran off laughing.

do you work in scotland?

Somewhere equally as wrong, Luton

wormcode wrote: I moved from that city but another friend ran into him a year or 2 ago. He's huffed himself retarded and has 2 or 3 kids now.

Phigure wrote:grim

don't think how anyone can think inhalants are a good idea

ehbrums1 wrote:

Phigure wrote:grim

don't think how anyone can think inhalants are a good idea

This times 1000

Marzz wrote:kid in my school picked up a condom in the gym bathroom

noam wrote:

Marzz wrote:kid in my school picked up a condom in the gym bathroom

great story, compelling... and rich

herbs wrote:There was a weird kid in my tutor group (form, or whatever you call it). Quite a short lad with REALLY thick glasses. You know the sort. Used to bring his Playstation in everyday (he also used to bring in the first Scream film and watch it over and over ha), until his mum came in one morning (stinking of booze) screaming that his (step) dad was on his way in with his bat to get his Playstation back (LOL). He told her to eff off and promplty legged it (with the PS ).

More sad than funny I suppose.

He had a habit of throwing chairs at people when they annoyed him. Was quite funny as he went really red just before he'd do it, so we'd often provoke him into it haha.

He also, whilst at some party and a girl was passed out drunk, decided to put his hand down her pants (rumour has it someone dared him, but anyway..). She woke up whilst he was doing it and screamed. He got beaten up, and the girl threatened to call the police. Although I don't think she did. He got ripped beyond belief for this, telling him he was going to go to jail etc etc and ended up leaving the school.

Saw him around a few months ago (ignored him) with a couple of toddlers that I assumed were his. They both were wearing glasses, so I'm pretty sure they were haha.

ehbrums1 wrote:

herbs wrote:There was a weird kid in my tutor group (form, or whatever you call it). Quite a short lad with REALLY thick glasses. You know the sort. Used to bring his Playstation in everyday (he also used to bring in the first Scream film and watch it over and over ha), until his mum came in one morning (stinking of booze) screaming that his (step) dad was on his way in with his bat to get his Playstation back (LOL). He told her to eff off and promplty legged it (with the PS ).

More sad than funny I suppose.

He had a habit of throwing chairs at people when they annoyed him. Was quite funny as he went really red just before he'd do it, so we'd often provoke him into it haha.

He also, whilst at some party and a girl was passed out drunk, decided to put his hand down her pants (rumour has it someone dared him, but anyway..). She woke up whilst he was doing it and screamed. He got beaten up, and the girl threatened to call the police. Although I don't think she did. He got ripped beyond belief for this, telling him he was going to go to jail etc etc and ended up leaving the school.

Saw him around a few months ago (ignored him) with a couple of toddlers that I assumed were his. They both were wearing glasses, so I'm pretty sure they were haha.

always good to pick on the emotionally damaged kid