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Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:18 am
by BonerJams04
i just make my own.
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:39 pm
by particle-jim
Just use phlegm

Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:39 pm
by particle-jim
Preferably the sort you hack up if you have a chesty cough, those lumps reduce traction
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:42 pm
by wub
Tears make the best lube.
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:49 pm
by particle-jim
wub wrote:Tears make the best lube.
I prefer the blood of the innocent, it's all personal preference though really innit
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:58 pm
by wub
particle-jim wrote:wub wrote:Tears make the best lube.
I prefer the blood of the innocent, it's all personal preference though really innit
The eyes continue to produce moisture long after the blood coagulates.
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:58 pm
by dubfordessert

my god, wub outdoes himself again
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:46 pm
by wobbles
Nevalo wrote:wobbles wrote:Lube
piss off. cheap lube is just as good.
oh so lube u gotta buy cheap but office chairs u gotta drop a K on
maeks sense now bevalo
thank you
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:53 pm
by garethom
wobbles wrote:Nevalo wrote:wobbles wrote:Lube
piss off. cheap lube is just as good.
oh so lube u gotta buy cheap but office chairs u gotta drop a K on
maeks sense now bevalo
thank you
wobbles knows
goldschlager lube
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:01 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
wobbles wrote:Nevalo wrote:wobbles wrote:Lube
piss off. cheap lube is just as good.
oh so lube u gotta buy cheap but office chairs u gotta drop a K on
maeks sense now bevalo
thank you
wobbly pls.
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:31 pm
by dickman69
garethom wrote:goldschlager lube
[chappelle]Makes my dookie twinkle.[/chappelle]
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:39 am
by wolf89
just ram it in
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:41 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
wolf89 wrote:just ram it in
that's what she said.
Re: shit you can't scrimp on
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:33 am
by syrup
sirop