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Chunkie wrote:granted but you crash your car and end up looking ike tom cruise in vanilla sky, but with amy winehouse and beth orton instead of diaz and cruz

i wish my mobile would stop turning itself on and off

Granted but you have no friends to call you anyway

I wish this forum was still funny

forensix (mcr) wrote:
I wish this forum was still funny

Granted but its blocked at work

I wish I owned a record store

Granted but its on the Shetland Isles and can therefore only be reached by boat.

I wish I had my own tropical island

wascal wrote:Granted but its on the Shetland Isles and can therefore only be reached by boat.

I wish I had my own tropical island

Granted, you own a lemonade stand in the middle of Madagascar.

I wish to be older.

BlizzardMusic wrote:

wascal wrote:Granted but its on the Shetland Isles and can therefore only be reached by boat.

I wish I had my own tropical island

Granted, you own a lemonade stand in the middle of Madagascar.

I wish to be older.

Granted, the police find out about your underage girlfriend and throw you in jail, where you get the nonce treatment

i wish i was younger

wascal wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:

wascal wrote:Granted but its on the Shetland Isles and can therefore only be reached by boat.

I wish I had my own tropical island

Granted, you own a lemonade stand in the middle of Madagascar.

I wish to be older.

Granted, the police find out about your underage girlfriend and throw you in jail, where you get the nonce treatment

i wish i was younger

Granted, your back in the uterus, with a nob a tenth of an inch long.

I wish for a Lamborghini with my name on.

BlizzardMusic wrote:
Granted, your back in the uterus, with a nob a tenth of an inch long.

I wish for a Lamborghini with my name on.

Granted, but you cant drive for another 6 years

I wish for Guinness Original on tap, everywhere they sell Guinness Draught

Thomas wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:
Granted, your back in the uterus, with a nob a tenth of an inch long.

I wish for a Lamborghini with my name on.

Granted, but you cant drive for another 6 years

I wish for Guinness Original on tap, everywhere they sell Guinness Draught

Granted, Guinness Original became extinct after a suicide bomber killed the brewery manager.

I wish for unlimited Dr Pepper, in many flavours, and unlimited money.

BlizzardMusic wrote:

Thomas wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:
Granted, your back in the uterus, with a nob a tenth of an inch long.

I wish for a Lamborghini with my name on.

Granted, but you cant drive for another 6 years

I wish for Guinness Original on tap, everywhere they sell Guinness Draught

Granted, Guinness Original became extinct after a suicide bomber killed the brewery manager.

I wish for unlimited Dr Pepper, in many flavours, and unlimited money.

granted, but the shadow government kills your family for having a dumb fucking wish.

i wish upon a star.

Misk wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:

Thomas wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:
Granted, your back in the uterus, with a nob a tenth of an inch long.

I wish for a Lamborghini with my name on.

Granted, but you cant drive for another 6 years

I wish for Guinness Original on tap, everywhere they sell Guinness Draught

Granted, Guinness Original became extinct after a suicide bomber killed the brewery manager.

I wish for unlimited Dr Pepper, in many flavours, and unlimited money.

granted, but the shadow government kills your family for having a dumb fucking wish.

i wish upon a star.

Granted, but that is the Death Star.

I wish I had me a nice, cold beer.

Dumb wrote:

Misk wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:

Thomas wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:
Granted, your back in the uterus, with a nob a tenth of an inch long.

I wish for a Lamborghini with my name on.

Granted, but you cant drive for another 6 years

I wish for Guinness Original on tap, everywhere they sell Guinness Draught

Granted, Guinness Original became extinct after a suicide bomber killed the brewery manager.

I wish for unlimited Dr Pepper, in many flavours, and unlimited money.

granted, but the shadow government kills your family for having a dumb fucking wish.

i wish upon a star.

Granted, but that is the Death Star.

I wish I had me a nice, cold beer.

granted, but its so cold your hand feezes and snaps off, leving a sharp piece of bone you keep scratching your nob with everytime you forget and try and wank with the stump.

i wish i was at home naked.

granted, but your home is a glass box in times square in NYC. everyone is watching you and your life is a reality show entitled "naked man in a glass box"

i wish i could quit playing this game!

i wish i could quit playing this game!

Granted, but it's because you're busy playing strip poker with your gran, only when you asked her to play, due to her deafness she thought you said she should strip and you'd poke her.



I wish this chinese medicine i have to drink didn't taste like mouldy stinking socks

granted . but now ur breath smells like stinking socks.

I wish i could have princess leia in that skimpy outfit from return of the jedi as my personal *ahem* assistant.

Emcee Child wrote:granted . but now ur breath smells like stinking socks.

I wish i could have princess leia in that skimpy outfit from return of the jedi as my personal *ahem* assistant.

granted but she also has a strap on


i wish things went to plan

Ashley wrote: granted but she also has a strap on


i wish things went to plan

Granted, the plan comes together but it involves drugging you so you can fly and turning your van into a makeshift tank that fires cabbages, you crazy fool

I wish I had pulled a sickie today

I wish I had pulled a sickie today

granted you HAve full blown AIDS

i wish it was summer Again!!! cuss it feckin cold

Granted, but from over exuberance you bathe in the sun to long and get skin cancer and die a long and painful death on the day your first child is born.

I wish the next poster to grant a wish to be fucking hilarious.

Thump Rat wrote:I wish the next poster to grant a wish to be fucking hilarious.

Granted, but only I find it funny.

I wish my hair obeyed orders.

granted but it obeys the orders of Herr Flick of the Gestapo and shops you to the sizan.

I wish this Brie was just a tiny little bit more ripe.