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Stranger: do you like it dirtry?
You: not as dirty as your mum
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Stranger: horny male?
You: no! i am thor!
You: thor is horny on wednesdays only
Stranger: ahh kk babe check me out on wednesday then i record sundays so todays will be up by then mylazysundays.com
You: can i bring my wizard hat?
You: i will ride upon the scene on a cloud of vengeance
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: okay random
You: i can show you my hammer of destiny
You: it tastes of popcorn
Stranger: and ill show you my flower of stds tastes like chicken
You: well, i have a sword of superAIDS
You: do you know the story of joseph smith?
Stranger: well i usually battle with my rabbit wand
Stranger: no please tell...
You: well, jospeph smith was called a prophet....DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
he started the mormon religion... DUM DUM DUM DUMDUM DUM
many people believed joseph... DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
...i forget the rest
Stranger: damn you let down joseph big time
You: he had it coming
You: him and his ....... face
Stranger: thor i thought you was strictly straight
You: i should have struck him down when i had the chance
You: thor does not engage in sexual conduct with joseph smith! only with lusty wenches
Stranger: lol thor stop contridicting yourself you big metrosexual gay
You: hahahahahahhahahaha thor laughs with a thousand barrels of irony while clutching his hieving belly of steel!!
Stranger: dont laugh at me in a gay way
You: people usually love it when i talk about myself in third person like that....it creates an irresistable illusion of importance =]
Stranger: i must admit its pretty clever haha
You: then i summon my authoritarian moustache to handle the rest
You: not only that but my left nostril can predict the future of luxemburg
Stranger: creepyy
Stranger: how do you think of all this random stuff:S
You: i have stokholm syndrome =)
You: and an amazing fashion sense
Stranger: ohh never heard of that how long have you had it?
Stranger: well i cant really judge your fashion
You: since the hostage situation back in 126,984BC....i was taken captive by a lusty wench and that's when it happened
Stranger: haha i dunno why but this stuff makes me laugh
You: maybe you have stokholm syndrome too?
You: only one way to find out....let's sing meatloaf
You: I WILL DO ANNYTHIINGG FOR LOVEEEE....
You: BUT I WON'T DOO THATTT!!!!
You: *plays air guitar*
Stranger: frraid to say i dont know the lyrics:|
You: damn, oh well i only know those two lines anyway =]
You: not like i have all the albums and everything *looks around inconspicuously*
Stranger: you nerd and you still dont know the lyrics
You: nope and thor is no nerrrddd, he is a level 14204000 knight dungeon elf king master!
You: with a wizards hat
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..and another one....

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Stranger: hi
You: greetings mortal!
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: asl
Stranger: so how do u now im mortal
You: my age is 4.5 billion years, my sex is toasty and my location is in the wall of your right atria
You: because i know all
Stranger: sure u do if u kno all then tell me wat is me name
You: my eyebrows see the anguish of the ducks in flight over the lake of sympathy
You: they tell me that...
You: your name is...
You: one with letters
Stranger: no shit mat do the letters spell
Stranger: wat*
You: the letters spell out a name
Stranger: and the name is
You: it is concealed due to the emergence of dark chi from the rectum of the beaver masses
Stranger: loser
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God this is fun:

Stranger: hey
You: hey dood
Stranger: sup dooood
You: SUP DOOOOOOOOOD
Stranger: SUP BRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH
You: WHAS HAPPENIN BRUUUUUUUUUDDDDAAAAAAAH

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You: Usher Raymond IV (born October 14, 1978), who performs under the mononym Usher, is an American recording artist and actor. He rose to fame in the 1990s, releasing the multi-platinum album My Way (1997) and 8701 (2001). His success continued with Confessions (2004), which has sold over ten million copies in the United States, and been certified diamond by the RIAA. To date, he has sold over 40 million albums worldwide and has won five Grammy Awards.[1] In 2008, Usher was ranked as the 21st most successful Hot 100 Singles Artist of all-time by Billboard magazine.[2] He ranked higher than any other artist of his generation. According to the Recording Industry Association of America, Usher has sold over 21.5 million albums in the United States.[3] Billboard Magazine ranked Usher the #1 Hot 100 artist of the 2000s decade.[4] He was also ranked as the 2nd greatest artist of the decade behind only American rapper Eminem. His 2004 album Confessions was ranked as the best solo album and second best overall album of the last decade. All ranked by Billboard Magazine.

Aside from recording, Usher ventured in to other business. He had established his own record label, US Records, and is a part owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers franchise. Usher was also instrumental in starting and continuing the career of teen singer Justin Bieber. He has also been appearing in films, debuting in the 1998 film The Faculty. While also starring in Light It Up and In the Mix.
Stranger: ...lol.
Stranger: usher stuff..really..
Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBERR OH YAAH
You: GET IN, USH!
Stranger: MoOoOooOoViIiInNGgGg MouUUNntIiIaANS
Stranger: xD
You: so you hate usher?
Stranger: can you give me advicee?
Stranger: I dont hate him D:
Stranger: hes just everywhere
You: I hate usher
Stranger: OOH.
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: yeah i kinda hate usher. xD

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Stranger: hey sexy
You: you make me feel good about myself
Stranger: ohhh you're welcome honey
Stranger: hunneeey!
Stranger: oooo baaby!
Stranger: soooo smxi
You: YOU MAKE ME FEEL BAD!
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Stranger: There are 5000 plus people on omegle, and out of all of them it just me and you now.
You: what are the odds?
Stranger: 1/1000
Stranger: More then that even.
You: ok, so now what?
Stranger: Now we fight to the death.
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Stranger: yo
You: yo
You: wuzzup
Stranger: what it be?
You: it be skewed
Stranger: whyz dat?
You: wanna fight to the death?
You: with psychic powaz?
You: mind wrestle!
You: mental thugger!
You: gang tusslin, mental hustlin!
Stranger: yo man i dunno what u herd but i aint got no psychic powaz
You: I heard your the best damn psychic warrior on omegle
Stranger: nah man i dont brag like dat
You: you do mentally
You:
You: bring it
Stranger: listen i think ive already won dis mental battle
You: doubt it
You: you spelt this wrong
You: fill up dat beaker son
You: yadda yadda
Stranger: u didnt even write anything after this trying to explain to me what it is that i had spelt wrong
You: i did
You: i said you spelt this wrong
Stranger: i spellled space wrong?
You: 'this' being the word spelt incorrectly
You: fner fner
You: psychic my ass
You: you lied
Stranger: i never once said i as psychic
You: yeah sure
You: yadda yadda
Stranger: infact i denied it from da start home slice
You: so the voices in my head aren;t yours?
Stranger: nah man
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Stranger: asl?
You: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: I'm a wild boar
You: and i fuck myself with tree branches
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Stranger: hey
You: 20, 000 leagues under the mother fuckin' sea
You: giant occapuss!
Stranger: the game
You: the occapuss game?
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You: my name is cornholio do you have tp for my bunghole???
Stranger: Finger beam : Oooooooooooooo
You: bungholito!!!
You: a big warchata in a blue wakadoo!!
Stranger: type faster dad
You: are you threatening me??
Stranger: maybe i am >: D
You: i am the great cornholio!!
You: you will give me tp now!!
Stranger: Are u sure? I cant see u
You: bungholito!!
You: arwarchata fried chicken in my bunghole....
You: you must give me tp
Stranger: never >: D
You: hehe he
You: cornholio banish the warchata
You: leave only blue wakadoo
You: in trade for tp
Stranger: nande?
You: you have tp??
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: yes, i'm above sea level! stop asking!
Stranger: pahahahahaa
Stranger: best response to that ive heard
You: i didnt make it up
Stranger: so where r u from?
You: i wish i did
Stranger: im sure its been passed round
You: if i was actually gonna answer i wouldnt have pasted "yes, i'm above sea level! stop asking!"
Stranger: i guess that cos it doesnt rei answer any of the 3 questions
You: yup
Stranger: so
Stranger: can u answer the questions?
You: i can
You: but im not going to
Stranger: ok, thats a good start to the convo
Stranger: i can reli build on that
You: o rly?
Stranger: yep u gave me alot of useful info
You: like?
Stranger: that ur above sea level
Stranger: good start
You: lol
Stranger: i pretty much know where u live now
Stranger: cut my options down by so much
You: so where do I live?
Stranger: yes
You: "yes"?
Stranger: "yes"?
You: i do not live at "yes"
Stranger: oh damn i thought i had it there
Stranger: if you dont live at yes then where do you live?
You: i could tell you, but then id have to kill you
Stranger: oh no, that would be terrible
Stranger: but ive only just met u
You: it really would
Stranger: i can tell where u probably arent
You: where?
Stranger: haiti
You: LOL

Stranger: asl?
You: *screams*
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how goes it
You: pretty good
You: chillin
You: u?
Stranger: bout the same
Stranger: cruisn the interwebs as i watch the golden globes
You: i cant see my tv from here
Stranger: beauty of laptops
You: i have a laptop
You: but shitty dsl is shitty
Stranger: yea that is true
Stranger: you should probably get rid of it
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bandshell wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: I'm a wild boar
You: and i fuck myself with tree branches
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BAHAHAHA

Figured I'd join in...
First one i got:

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You: boo!
Stranger: sometimes when i jerk off the cum flies up and hits me right in the face
You: I know what you mean mate
You: my penis sometimes hits my in the eye when i get too excited
You: me*
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Stranger: hey
You: Fuck!
Stranger: want to?
You: Only bum
Stranger: nahh pussy
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You: where you from?
Stranger: endor
You: where is that?
Stranger: middle of nowhere
You: are you gay?
Stranger: no
You: m f ?
Stranger: f
You: m
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: cyber?
Stranger: sure
You: what u wearing?
Stranger: pajamas
You: color?
Stranger: tie dye holey t-shirt
Stranger: blue shorts
You: i have on a joggin suit. I like looking like im in the mafia
Stranger: nice
You: if i was there i would let you polish my gold chain
Stranger: really now?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 19
You: nice. i'm 68 but i have plenty of viagra
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Stranger: heyy
You: im a real man
Stranger: um... ok? lol
You: you called for some beef?
Stranger: nah you got the wrong house
You: you wanna make hamburgers?
Stranger: its the one next store http://tinyurl.com/a7lu
You: you got that onion ?
Stranger: yeah
You: lets seem them buns
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You: ohhh yea,,,
Stranger: in the bum?
You: you ready for some kool aid?
Stranger: OHHH YEAH
You: OHHH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AAAALRIGHT
You: what flavor you want?
Stranger: penis
You: OOHHHH YEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: all your base are belong to us
You: 1 guy 1 pitcher of kool aid?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: BME KOOLAID OLYMPICS
You: talk like a nigerian email scammer. it makes me juicy
Stranger: ssayy what mofoooo
You: do you like Rusko?
Stranger: it depends
Stranger: only if you like detroit hardcore
You: do you like my wub wub wub
Stranger: lolololol
You: OOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: dubstepforum.com !
Stranger: WEIIINERSSSSS
Stranger: lemonparty.org
You: that is HOT!!!
Stranger: soooooo good
You: you got your finger in there?
Stranger: you know it
Stranger: you got your thumb in your bum?
You: rub it on my wub wub wuuuub wubwubwub
Stranger: in the bum bum buummm
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You: psychic my ass
You: you lied
Stranger: i never once said i as psychic
You: yeah sure
You: yadda yadda
Stranger: infact i denied it from da start home slice
You: so the voices in my head aren;t yours?
Stranger: nah man
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Brilliant!

You: it is the most depressing day of the year
Stranger: oh,im sry to hear that~
You: don't beat yourself up about it
Stranger: what happened?
You: no i mean its OFFICIALLY the most depressing day of the year, for everyone
You: so says science
Stranger: oh,hmm,well if u insist
You: comparitively, mine is actually not so bad
Stranger: im just kinda confused~
Stranger: whatever~
Stranger: u get something fun to share?
You: have you ever successfully poached an egg? without an egg poaching utensil that is
You: that can give quite a sense of well being
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