The Gif Off

[Electric_Head]

NSFW does not mean do not click for fear of being persecuted.

[hugh]

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omg I lol'd so much

[idontreallygiveashit]

Is this the porn thread now?

[Terpit]

Is this the porn thread now?

I hope so.
I got grief for putting some gifs up the other week, didn't even have nudity

[idontreallygiveashit]

Yeah, when i read big ass gifs, i thought it just meant, you know, a lot of gifs. Obviously i headed the nudity warning, under the assumption their would be lady gifs in between people falling over and cats doing mildly amusing hings, but no - first thing i see some graphic hardcore. Big ups.

[Terpit]

I've not clicked on it. Is it just porn?

[mawltea]

Most of them are clothes on asses shaking and such, but quite a few involves erected penises and vaginas and what have you.

[Spamoni]

There is however a section that is limited on the porn/nudity for those of you who cant handle a little TnA

[Terpit]

[Terpit]

[Jurrecane]

Yes! I've spotted this one to at ufc on fox!

[idontreallygiveashit]

Actually in tears from this

Almost as good as this classic:

[Terpit]

[Forum]

My old favorite

[Forum]

[Terpit]

That vending machine gif! I cant imagine how happy id be if that happened to me

[nowaysj]

Actually in tears from this

Almost as good as this classic:

Was having dinner party a week ago, was doing some last minute dusting, lighting some votive candles. The candles were in these new thin delicate crystal holders like tumblers or something. Was lighting a candle with lighter, while holding a crystal votive tumbler in each hand, and had my hand over the candle I'd just lit. I felt the heat from the previous candle, and thought, jeez, that is hot. 0.00001 seconds later my hand was engulfed in a fireball. I'd forgotten I was also holding a crumpled up paper towel. My normal instinct when I see fire misbehaving is the smack the shit out of it, but in this instance the hand that was burning brightly was also holding a crystal glass. As was my other hand. It actually exceeded my capacity for instantaneous action. While I was thinking about this, the thought returned to me that my hand was on fire, and that I really should do something. I came up with screaming my wife's name very loudly in an awkward voice, I hope to never hear again as I threw the burning paper towel to the floor.

What immediately seemed like a good idea, quickly turned into a bad one, as I was still holding two delicate crystal tumblers in my hands that did not lend themselves to smacking the shit out of a fire. I considered using my feet until I realized I was barefoot, and something about stomping on the fire with bare feet reminded me of the fireball that was just my hand. As I was again dumbfounded by the the necessity of action, and the thought of the nearly nanoized particles of highly combustible organic matter ground into my plastic carpet, my wife flew into the room and smacked the fire out.

My hand ultimately was completely unburned, as was the carpet. It is almost as if it were holy fire, delivering the pain of it's consumption without actually consuming the thing it burned.

So, cheers to all those who spontaneously find themselves afire.

[hugh]

[Sexual_Chocolate]

That vending machine gif! I cant imagine how happy id be if that happened to me

same.

but i think for me, the more likely scenario is that id just add to the existing number of stuck bottles.

[Shum]