Lol, I once had some girl say "why are you pulling that face?"
"...That's just my face"
Really hate when random old blokes come up to you and say some shit like "Cheer up, it might never happen"
Always seems to happen in Tesco
Fuck you it might always ha--...Oh wait I'm not old yet.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:44 am
by particle-jim
southstar wrote:Really hate when random old blokes come up to you and say some shit like "Cheer up, it might never happen"
The trick for dealing with that is to just lie and say that something really bad has happened, really catches them offguard and makes them feel like a right cu.nt, job done
"cheer up, might never happen"
"actually my nan just died..."
"oh.. fuck, sorry"
"yeah well... keep it to yourself next time eh?"
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:47 am
by ultraspatial
southstar wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:Landlord gave me last month's rent back saying I didn't had to pay.
He'll be at the door asking for "favours" soon
Doubt it. In 2 years I've been living here he never asked for anything.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:50 am
by Ficticious
ultraspatial wrote:
southstar wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:Landlord gave me last month's rent back saying I didn't had to pay.
He'll be at the door asking for "favours" soon
Doubt it. In 2 years I've been living here he never asked for anything.
Except weed right?
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:28 am
by antipode
and rimmies
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:31 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
epochalypso wrote:and rimmies
par
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:43 am
by dickman69
particle-jim wrote:
southstar wrote:Really hate when random old blokes come up to you and say some shit like "Cheer up, it might never happen"
The trick for dealing with that is to just lie and say that something really bad has happened, really catches them offguard and makes them feel like a right cu.nt, job done
"cheer up, might never happen"
"actually my nan just died..."
"oh.. fuck, sorry"
"yeah well... keep it to yourself next time eh?"
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:45 am
by wub
Second glass of wine at my desk, regional Spanish Rioja. Damn fine
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:52 am
by Electric_Head
Drinking at work never ends well.
We had some champagne a couple years back and the entire office almost fell asleep.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:55 am
by wub
Electric_Head wrote:Drinking at work never ends well.
We had some champagne a couple years back and the entire office almost fell asleep.
I was just pondering that same thing. I've got a nice warm buzz about me, much better than if I'd had two pints down the restaurant...maybe it's the fizz factor that does it, or the elevated levels of carbs.
I am making the assumption that there is more carbs in a pint than a glass of wine...about 18g for a pint of lager vs. 4ish in a glass of red? Not sure how champers stacks up against those though.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:18 pm
by garethom
Offered a £6k rise at work to stay with my business unit cos I was angling for a move to another one. After 6 months, finally getting what I just wanted in the first place.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:32 pm
by Electric_Head
garethom wrote:Offered a £6k rise at work to stay with my business unit cos I was angling for a move to another one. After 6 months, finally getting what I just wanted in the first place.
Monthly?
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:38 pm
by garethom
Electric_Head wrote:
garethom wrote:Offered a £6k rise at work to stay with my business unit cos I was angling for a move to another one. After 6 months, finally getting what I just wanted in the first place.
Monthly?
Haha, that would be immense.
Nah, annually bro.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:42 pm
by Electric_Head
That's still pretty good really.
Nice one.
Pity you've just shifted into a new tax bracket and the man is going to take it.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:46 pm
by Gewze
such a badman tune
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:05 pm
by garethom
Electric_Head wrote:That's still pretty good really.
Nice one.
Pity you've just shifted into a new tax bracket and the man is going to take it.
Nah, same tax bracket, so we cool. Fuck tha taxman.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:06 pm
by Electric_Head
LUCKY!!!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:19 pm
by dickman69
i have a test that i should be studying for, but this story is too important
i left for class & i have a class @ 9:05 & a test @ 10:10 so i was gonna bring along a study sheet to look at in the first class
i realized halfway walking to class that i left the study sheet at home, so i said fuckkkk and went back home to grab it
get home @ 9:00 so that first class is gone, but as soon as I walk in & make a cup of coffee, i hear a knock
