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granted, but it was made with your mothers breast milk

i wish i didnt have to work so many fucking hours overtime to fund my record buying habit

badger wrote:granted, but it was made with your mothers breast milk

i wish i didnt have to work so many fucking hours overtime to fund my record buying habit

Granted but your new found wealth leads you astray, you start buying funky house too and acquire a fondness for the devil's dandruff.

I wish I got paid overtime.

stanton wrote:Granted but your new found wealth leads you astray, you start buying funky house too and acquire a fondness for the devil's dandruff.

I wish I got paid overtime.

Granted, but your new job is cleaning Jade Goody's foul parts with your tongue.

I wish I had extendable arms like Inspector Gadget.

Contakt wrote: Granted, but your new job is cleaning Jade Goody's foul parts with your tongue.

I wish I had extendable arms like Inspector Gadget.

Granted but they get stuck in super extended mode and you have to sit so far away from your keyboard that you can't see the screen and are unable to post anymore. You lose the will to live and top yourself by running under some pylons with your hands in the air like you just don't care.

I wish I knew who Feasible Weasel was

stanton wrote:

Contakt wrote: Granted, but your new job is cleaning Jade Goody's foul parts with your tongue.

I wish I had extendable arms like Inspector Gadget.

Granted but they get stuck in super extended mode and you have to sit so far away from your keyboard that you can't see the screen and are unable to post anymore. You lose the will to live and top yourself by running under some pylons with your hands in the air like you just don't care.

I wish I knew who Feasible Weasel was

granted but to find out his real identity you have be bummed by him

i wish my mrs wasn't completely mental

forensix (mcr) wrote: granted but to find out his real identity you have be bummed by him

i wish my mrs wasn't completely mental

Granted, but she's suspiciously bike-ish looking...

I wish work was just done

Chu wrote:
Granted, but she's suspiciously bike-ish looking...

I wish work was just done

Granted but after work you've got a date with his ^ Mrs.

I wish the fwd 7th buthdi bash didn't finish at '3am-ish'

I wish the fwd 7th buthdi bash didn't finish at '3am-ish'

Granted, it finishes at midnight and was shit anyway.

I wish i had a microwave

granted but the only thing it lets you cook in it is cat faeces

i wish i was feasible weasel, especially if i get to bum stanton

badger wrote:granted but the only thing it lets you cook in it is cat faeces

i wish i was feasible weasel, especially if i get to bum stanton

granted but you get caught in a bear trap


i wish children in need people didnt beg and just did good entertainment

granted but you can only watch it if you have dawn french's soiled underwear placed firmly over your head

i wish there were no ill effects to constant drug abuse

granted but just from one hit from a homegrown zoot and you go mental.

i wish i had no wishes no more

-BLADE- wrote:granted but just from one hit from a homegrown zoot and you go mental.

i wish i had no wishes no more

Granted, but you made this thread.

I wish I had a telephone with infinite signal, and you can walk anywhere with it and it doesn't go out of range.

BlizzardMusic wrote: Granted, but you made this thread.

I wish I had a telephone with infinite signal, and you can walk anywhere with it and it doesn't go out of range.

fine but this is the only satellite phone 'handset' available to you,
on lifetime contract 500 free minutes any network any time.. no txt features

i wish i could goto more dubstep/dub dances

i wish i could goto more dubstep/dub dances

granted but then when you did you love it half as much and be bored from hearing it all the time!

i wish i could sit on the speaker at "love" and then i wouldn't have any need for boys!!

you can, and you do, but you're wearing white khaki's that night and I was sitting on the speaker before you, eating chocolate pudding. The pudding slipped out of my hand due to excess bass weight... I go to the bathroom to wash my hands and get some paper towel to clean up the pudding I spilt on the bassbins.. but someone has unknowingly taken my spot atop said speakers (you) ... the speaker rig cuts out unexpectedly and now there is no sound powering the night... you get up from the speaker-seat as now without bassweight the prospect of an actual human partner is the only enticing option.. unknowingly and now with a backside that is bepuddinged --- you spend the rest of the night with a large brown splotch embarrassingly festooned onto the back of your pants and manage to attract the lone freak at the bar who is kinkily into women who shit themselves in public places..


I wish I had some more chocolate pudding..

Jolly Wailer wrote:you can, and you do, but you're wearing white khaki's that night and I was sitting on the speaker before you, eating chocolate pudding. The pudding slipped out of my hand due to excess bass weight... I go to the bathroom to wash my hands and get some paper towel to clean up the pudding I spilt on the bassbins.. but someone has unknowingly taken my spot atop said speakers (you) ... the speaker rig cuts out unexpectedly and now there is no sound powering the night... you get up from the speaker-seat as now without bassweight the prospect of an actual human partner is the only enticing option.. unknowingly and now with a backside that is bepuddinged --- you spend the rest of the night with a large brown splotch embarrassingly festooned onto the back of your pants and manage to attract the lone freak at the bar who is kinkily into women who shit themselves in public places..


I wish I had some more chocolate pudding..

Granted, you get strawberry milkshake.
I wish I had a donner kebab

granted but it tastes like the last one i had which was shite
I wish i had all the vinyls i ever wanted

Dubloke wrote:granted but it tastes like the last one i had which was shite
I wish i had all the vinyls i ever wanted

granted but you live in a really hot country and they all warp n fuk up from the heat

i wish i had all my gcse's at C or above