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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:37 pm
by pk-
triky wrote:Mr Hyde wrote:people pushing up close behind in a que, just making the whoel queing up thing more uncomfortable and not getting anywhere quicker.
actually any invasion of personal space pisses me off.
this. this. this.
i'm lucky i'm tall, gives me an advantage. i stand legs slightly parted, knees a bit bended, fists on hips. i leave about a half meter distance with the person in front, and any one trying to push me forward meets with my rooted tree/solid mountain pose and anyone trying to sneak around me gets stabbed by my angly elbows.
of course the downside to that is you look like you're about to have a shite in the middle of the queue
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:49 pm
by skipple
pk- wrote:triky wrote:Mr Hyde wrote:people pushing up close behind in a que, just making the whoel queing up thing more uncomfortable and not getting anywhere quicker.
actually any invasion of personal space pisses me off.
this. this. this.
i'm lucky i'm tall, gives me an advantage. i stand legs slightly parted, knees a bit bended, fists on hips. i leave about a half meter distance with the person in front, and any one trying to push me forward meets with my rooted tree/solid mountain pose and anyone trying to sneak around me gets stabbed by my angly elbows.
of course the downside to that is you look like you're about to have a shite in the middle of the queue
which obviously works in his favour by allowing him more private space...come on peter keep up
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:51 pm
by pk-
cunning.
I'm extremely annoyed that the unspoken rule of walking on the left hand side of a staircase has gradually disappeared over the years. It's a bloody free-for-all now, absolute chaos.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:52 pm
by diss04
pk- wrote:I'm extremely annoyed that the unspoken rule of walking on the left hand side of a staircase has gradually disappeared over the years. It's a bloody free-for-all now, absolute chaos.
LOL this. stair case etiquette needs to step its game up
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:55 pm
by Jak The lad
Shit marks in toilet bowls
Piss on the seats in toilets
Pubes on toilet seats
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:57 pm
by diss04
people who think they are TOP JOKERS to squirt a water pistol at people out the window of a car..
GET OVER IT, MANG. SHEEEEET, ITS BEEN DUN BEFO'!
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:39 pm
by hashmoney
pk- wrote:.rudetone. wrote:pk- wrote:attempting to overtake someone in the street, only to find out just as i draw level that i can't walk faster than them and in fact look like i'm trying to pickpocket and/or rape them
AAHAHAHAHA THIS!!
AND when u are walking towards someone and neither of u knows which way to go round
and you laugh and say 'sorry', but the embarrassment lasts for the rest of the day and eats you up inside
god i hate social interaction
What REALLY fucks me off is when they look at you like its YOUR fault..... excuse me mate we were both involved in this awkward exchange, and we shall both bear the social discomfort that comes with it thank you very much, dont try and fucking palm it off on me like i'm the only fucking idiot in the world..... jesus.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:45 pm
by djelements
hashmoney wrote:pk- wrote:.rudetone. wrote:pk- wrote:attempting to overtake someone in the street, only to find out just as i draw level that i can't walk faster than them and in fact look like i'm trying to pickpocket and/or rape them
AAHAHAHAHA THIS!!
AND when u are walking towards someone and neither of u knows which way to go round
and you laugh and say 'sorry', but the embarrassment lasts for the rest of the day and eats you up inside
god i hate social interaction
What REALLY fucks me off is when they look at you like its YOUR fault..... excuse me mate we were both involved in this awkward exchange, and we shall both bear the social discomfort that comes with it thank you very much, dont try and fucking palm it off on me like i'm the only fucking idiot in the world..... jesus.
I just say "Uh, shit. My bad."
Then if it's a hot girl I get her number. Mohawk and devilish good looks are useful sometimes.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:47 pm
by dubluke
you love yourself a bit too much sometimes don't you beau?
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:49 pm
by djelements
dubluke wrote:you love yourself a bit too much sometimes don't you beau?
The laydeez do it for me.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:49 pm
by diss04
dubluke wrote:you love yourself a bit too much sometimes don't you beau?
yeah what a tnuc
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:51 pm
by djelements
Diss04 wrote:dubluke wrote:you love yourself a bit too much sometimes don't you beau?
yeah what a tnuc
I am what I eat.
(Totally not lifted from the 90s)
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:52 pm
by a man called dave
People who watch the replay of there goal 3 or 4 times online on football games even though your keeper passed it to their striker and then fell over.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:54 pm
by von
A Man Called Dave wrote:People who watch the replay of there goal 3 or 4 times online on football games even though your keeper passed it to their striker and then fell over.
Oh my days.
U blad, are a certified badman.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:54 pm
by djelements
A Man Called Dave wrote:People who watch the replay of there goal 3 or 4 times online on football games even though your keeper passed it to their striker and then fell over.
This!
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:55 pm
by diss04
DJelements wrote:A Man Called Dave wrote:People who watch the replay of there goal 3 or 4 times online on football games even though your keeper passed it to their striker and then fell over.
This!
this is i. although most of the time i leave the keeper on his batty cos i rivelino elestic'd the wasteman
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:24 pm
by a man called dave
I'll allow it if its a sick overhead kick from halfway line but some people watch the replays of the pooest business.