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Terpit wrote:

da faq

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AntlionUK wrote:

Terpit wrote:

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idontreallygiveashit wrote:

Terpit wrote:

Actually in tears from this

Almost as good as this classic:

Was having dinner party a week ago, was doing some last minute dusting, lighting some votive candles. The candles were in these new thin delicate crystal holders like tumblers or something. Was lighting a candle with lighter, while holding a crystal votive tumbler in each hand, and had my hand over the candle I'd just lit. I felt the heat from the previous candle, and thought, jeez, that is hot. 0.00001 seconds later my hand was engulfed in a fireball. I'd forgotten I was also holding a crumpled up paper towel. My normal instinct when I see fire misbehaving is the smack the shit out of it, but in this instance the hand that was burning brightly was also holding a crystal glass. As was my other hand. It actually exceeded my capacity for instantaneous action. While I was thinking about this, the thought returned to me that my hand was on fire, and that I really should do something. I came up with screaming my wife's name very loudly in an awkward voice, I hope to never hear again as I threw the burning paper towel to the floor.

What immediately seemed like a good idea, quickly turned into a bad one, as I was still holding two delicate crystal tumblers in my hands that did not lend themselves to smacking the shit out of a fire. I considered using my feet until I realized I was barefoot, and something about stomping on the fire with bare feet reminded me of the fireball that was just my hand. As I was again dumbfounded by the the necessity of action, and the thought of the nearly nanoized particles of highly combustible organic matter ground into my plastic carpet, my wife flew into the room and smacked the fire out.

My hand ultimately was completely unburned, as was the carpet. It is almost as if it were holy fire, delivering the pain of it's consumption without actually consuming the thing it burned.

So, cheers to all those who spontaneously find themselves afire.

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