Electric_Head wrote:Was just watching an episode of Hardcore Pawn.
Dude walks in and asks for metal, as much as he can buy.
Wad of cash in hand claiming it's God's money.
Then says he's the embodiment of God and has Zeus, etc. standing around him.
He pays a couple thousand for rings, key chains, bracelets, etc.
Asks for a diamond or something carbon fiber, says he wants anything he can melt.
So the lady asks if he knows how to melt diamonds, he says, "Yes, you use blood".
Buy now the lady helping him starts commenting on his tiny pupils, dude is clearly high as fuck and tripping balls.
Promptly puts his sunglasses back on and complains about the light and that the sinners in the place will burn his ears and eyes.
Starts chanting mantras and asking satan to leave.
Mentions that trees are people, can see through everyone, wants to get naked, etc.
"Oh my goodness, I'm so wasted!!!!"
I read the whole thing thinking you were talking about the storyline in a porn you just watched
same even the name sounds like a porno
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:55 pm
by Electric_Head
Imagine when my wife found episodes of it on my pc.
I took great pleasure in showing her what it actually was
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:58 pm
by dubfordessert
katy b doing an instore on oxford street tomorrow, dunno how early to turn up though #keen
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 2:59 pm
by mo_respect
hardcore pawn is hilarious
i would also bet you have to show up pretty early to see katy b if you dont wanna wait in a huge line
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:01 pm
by Electric_Head
It is hilarious Mo.
This same episode a women curses the world calling them all BITCH BITCH BItCH.
Big bouncer escorts her out, she trips and falls to the ground.
Begins cursing him for making her fall down n shit.
Crackheads!!!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:04 pm
by dubfordessert
mo respect wrote:hardcore pawn is hilarious
i would also bet you have to show up pretty early to see katy b if you dont wanna wait in a huge line
yeah thats what i'm thinking, dont really want to spend six hours mooching in HMV though... could read a book...
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:06 pm
by mo_respect
this is my favorite episode; crackhead fred comes in acting like a bear, then a car outside lights on fire
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:17 pm
by dickman69
Hardcore pawn is so awesome. Many an 8am ive skipped because I was up the entire night before watching it
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:17 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
This is amazing
all about the over 40's disco dance-off in the middle
even the name sounds like a porno
