sneak into her room when she is asleep and connect electrodes to her nipples.Doozle wrote:I like that idea. I lied I have a very good idea as to who it is. But it would just cause drama if I brought it up. Girl I live with has a weird sense of entitlement, think she's an only child
Wolf89 wrote:I'm bit a hipster is the point
wub wrote:Bob Dylan is not Grime.
dubfordessert wrote:you can jizz on me if you want
magma wrote:Why is it that the human body is perfectly happy to soldier on whilst you throw work at it, but the DAY you reach the end of it you always get sick? Our immune systems have got all the wrong priorities.lloydy wrote:Been working like a dog so far this year,worked a 14 hour shift yesterday,the boss finally gives me some time off today and i have got man flu.I feel like shit!
Is that a stereotype for only children?Doozle wrote:think she's an only child
Doozle wrote:Some tnuc keeps eating my bacon
fucking hell wubpkay wrote:I literally can and have mixed about 4 tracks of dubstep solely using my cock.
Wolf89 wrote:I'm bit a hipster is the point
wub wrote:Bob Dylan is not Grime.
Yeah he comes up with some truley evil schemes. Though I would not use the last bit of bacon as its abit pointless. 2 would do the trick.PinUp wrote:
I would hate to double cross you!
phaeleh wrote:Yeah I wanna hear it toobassbum wrote:The pheleleh tune I have never heard before and I did like it but its very simple and I could quickly recreate it.
Noones thick enough to make a bacon sandwich using only 1 slicewub wrote:Doozle wrote:Some tnuc keeps eating my bacon
- Buy fresh pack of bacon.
- Use four slices and make tasty bacon sandwich
- Don't shower for a day
- Take fifth slice of bacon and run it deeply between the cracks of your arse
- Replace bacon in pack
- Wait
RKM wrote:i am feeling levels of remorse like one of the yutes in charlie and the chocolate factory
Weird, sameHircine wrote:went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall
Dead Rats wrote:Mate, these chaps are lads.
dubfordessert wrote:you can jizz on me if you want
Apparently he's an ex inmate that was on parole so that means even more papers before he is arrested and I'm free to go home. I won't get my hose back until after the first hearing though.ehbrums1 wrote:Weird, sameHircine wrote:went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall
phaeleh wrote:Yeah I wanna hear it toobassbum wrote:The pheleleh tune I have never heard before and I did like it but its very simple and I could quickly recreate it.
SoundcloudAxeD wrote:I dunno, there's some thoroughly unemployed people on this forum.
Hircine wrote:Apparently he's an ex inmate that was on parole so that means even more papers before he is arrested and I'm free to go home. I won't get my hose back until after the first hearing though.ehbrums1 wrote:Weird, sameHircine wrote:went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall
im starting a just giving to replace this hose.ehbrums1 wrote:Weird, sameHircine wrote:went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall
Wolf89 wrote:I'm bit a hipster is the point
wub wrote:Bob Dylan is not Grime.
It's one of those wap machines, not that expensive actually. Just pissed that I slept only 3 hours and wasted my whole morning because of two dumbfucks. Second time now, first time some kids on bikes tried to break in my garage a few months ago, they ended up breaking the opening mechanism and ran away after that, taking nothing with them. I had to waste an afternoon at the police station plus had to pay for having it fixed one week after accidentally drilling a pipe.Lye Form wrote:Hircine wrote:Apparently he's an ex inmate that was on parole so that means even more papers before he is arrested and I'm free to go home. I won't get my hose back until after the first hearing though.ehbrums1 wrote:Weird, sameHircine wrote:went to sleep 4am, woke up 7am to find that some crackhead that tried to rob my garage trapped himself and wasn't able to leave, had to chase his crack friend down the street barefoot in underwear with the police while the other officers were swiping my backyard. Now I have a shit ton of papers to fill and the hose I use to clean the house is evidence to a crime. Good morning yall
How much was it?
phaeleh wrote:Yeah I wanna hear it toobassbum wrote:The pheleleh tune I have never heard before and I did like it but its very simple and I could quickly recreate it.
yeah thats no funJurkhands wrote:
now guess who was writing his finals when he got that mail...
bummer.
Etches828 wrote:assuming that 130 is a tempo not a sound, which is the point, think it's pretty good when stuff is just described by tempo opposed to some made up name
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