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Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:40 am
by ultraspatial
DiegoSapiens wrote:one of my best friends has moved from his mothers home to a kind of horrible hostel from the best friends of his father (whgo is the biggest lad in spain), is a cheap tourist thing and he has a room in exchange of cleaning the place. Yesterday was first night at there and at 6 of the morning he was with her gyal in the bed when the friend of his father came with a bold gay dude and a dish with 4 big lines of coke and invited my friend, they started to talk at to the point that the dude was offering 200 euros for fucking his girl and 300 euros the bald guy to fuck my friend, or at least they can put 500 between the two and sank while they fuck, obviously he told them to fuck off
the girl of my friend who has the mental age of 15 is now traumatized lololol looking forward to go to that house
that's grim tbh
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:41 am
by m8son666
hahaha what the fuck liam, big ups
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:41 am
by nowaysj
Liam92 wrote:Fucking hell
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:42 am
by Liam92
Agent 47 wrote:fuuuck
yes though
u absolute lad
Wasn't me, still though, his house is FOOOOKED. Reminds me of another house party years ago were someone shat in the guys bed and wardrobe and someone fell through the conservatory
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:43 am
by DiegoSapiens
ultraspatial wrote:DiegoSapiens wrote:one of my best friends has moved from his mothers home to a kind of horrible hostel from the best friends of his father (whgo is the biggest lad in spain), is a cheap tourist thing and he has a room in exchange of cleaning the place. Yesterday was first night at there and at 6 of the morning he was with her gyal in the bed when the friend of his father came with a bold gay dude and a dish with 4 big lines of coke and invited my friend, they started to talk at to the point that the dude was offering 200 euros for fucking his girl and 300 euros the bald guy to fuck my friend, or at least they can put 500 between the two and sank while they fuck, obviously he told them to fuck off
the girl of my friend who has the mental age of 15 is now traumatized lololol looking forward to go to that house
that's grim tbh
yes pretty pretty grim imagine how strange is for him that the best friend of his father that is like an uncle for him told you that. Today the dude was extremely embarrassed and said sorry to my friend but he couldn't even look to his eyes
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:43 am
by Nihilism
Liam92 wrote:wasteman pîc
This is why I do not have parties when my parents are away.... The microwave on the cooker used to be built into the wall on the left! Safe to say i am DEAD
Fucking hell
haha.
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:44 am
by m8son666
300 euro is quite a lot of money
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:45 am
by nowaysj
Liam92 wrote:Agent 47 wrote:fuuuck
yes though
u absolute lad
Wasn't me, still though, his house is FOOOOKED. Reminds me of another house party years ago were someone shat in the guys bed and wardrobe and someone fell through the conservatory
Are you absolutely sure Agent wasn't it town? That lad has a
thing for appliances.
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:47 am
by DiegoSapiens
500 ! thats what i told him that the wank thing was not so bad and he owns a lot of money hahahaha but the girl would be in shock for the rest of her life no m8 no....
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:42 pm
by OGLemon
lol that looks like an Agent job Liam
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:45 pm
by kidshuffle
Liam92 wrote:
This is why I do not have parties when my parents are away.... The microwave on the cooker used to be built into the wall on the left! Safe to say i am DEAD
Fucking hell
I don't understand how shit like this happens at parties. That kind of bullshit will get you seriously fucked up around here.
Agent would have been 6 feet deep in his first semester
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:47 pm
by Liam92
kidshuffle wrote:Liam92 wrote:
This is why I do not have parties when my parents are away.... The microwave on the cooker used to be built into the wall on the left! Safe to say i am DEAD
Fucking hell
I don't understand how shit like this happens at parties. That kind of bullshit will get you seriously fucked up here.
Too many random people just turning up, that's what happens.
Pretty sure the microwave was broken before it got ripped out the wall anyway cos someone tried to defrost a can of cider in it.
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:48 pm
by DiegoSapiens
sounds safe
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:49 pm
by m8son666
i went to a party when i was like 16 and there was 8 grand worth of damages looool the girls family got evicted and like 30 police turned up lol was pretty jokes
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:58 pm
by syrup
this is why i won't have any fucking kids
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:38 pm
by ultraspatial
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:45 pm
by m8son666
what the fuck
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:19 pm
by rickyarbino
Just woke up from a brilliant dream.
There's a lot of stuff that isn't relevant so I'm gonna try to leave it out.
So in this dream, me and various people I knew at different points in life/schools I went to were visiting this dude called Eddy Cotto's house. Now Eddy is a rich kid, but for some reason, his house was at my aunt's house in the Swiss Cottage/Chalk Farm area, a rundown, though now 'refurbished', council block. This being a dream, the actual location of the block was somewhere different, maybe the location actually changed because I remember walking, so when I was exiting the block, therte was a huge gate, and in front of it the 'leader' of the block gang stood, trying to rob me. Me being me, started mouthing off instantly, mocking him and the usual tripe you guys are familiar with, he gets really mad and tries to come at me, but he's HUGE so he can't keep up when I run, and all his mates just laugh at him. I make it for the gate and climb over, as I'm doing so he shouts out "Just remember to tell man you got sucked fam... and don't come back... bloodclart".
Some how this girl smuggles me in but when it was time to leave he was outside, near the exit gate again, but he had what looked like (I couldn't tell for sure at this point) a gun, so I complained to the concierge (in real life this building doesn't even have lobby for one, or the gates for that matter) and she was kind of shrugging it off so I started bombarding her with questions of her morality and more of the aforementioned tripe, so she put me on 'hold', as if we were on the phone.
A little later one of his mates comes in and starts cackling when he sees me, I begged him not to do/say anything since we'd actually hung out a little before the attempted robbery so he didn't. But I think his mum or some shit came in and started calling him, she then leaves as he makes way to the lobby and as he enters he spots me.
He gets inside wielding two guns, rather large silver ones that exist in real life, but I cannot name them as I know nothing about guns. He's got a really crazy look on his face, so I just gave up and lay on the floor with my eyes closed. The room goes from screaming to complete silence, I open my eyes and he's coming closer so I shut them again. Finally, I hear him whisper "stop smoking insert my name" and get up screaming "NAAAAAAAAAAH, NAAAAAAAAH" as the room errupts with laughter.
Tbf, I already 'stopped', but no harm in keeping myself on track.
Might have been a comment on my social practices. Though, what else should I do if someone tries to rob me?
tl;dr?
Went to an estate in North West London, had a run in with a prominent gang leader, he gave me what seemed to be words of wisdom.
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:02 pm
by didi
i was once stabbed in a dream when i was at school (in the dream)
fucking terrifying tbh
Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:04 pm
by titchbit
stabbed would be so worse than being shot tbf