she looks like she never wears deodorant but never smells bad, likes minimal techno, lives in a big country house with her mum that has a piano in the lounge and is full of books and trinkets from her travels.
fiercely intelligent and well-read, she talks a bit posh but swears like a sailor.
and she also gives good head and wears a lot of flipflops.
her name is probably sarah or katherine.
I'd have wifey'd her if that was the case.
Did you poke it doe?
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:47 pm
by horse
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:48 am
by upstateface
nicenice wrote:
Helix [Delay] wrote:
horse wrote:daaaaaaayum.
sterling work young man.
she looks like she never wears deodorant but never smells bad, likes minimal techno, lives in a big country house with her mum that has a piano in the lounge and is full of books and trinkets from her travels.
fiercely intelligent and well-read, she talks a bit posh but swears like a sailor.
and she also gives good head and wears a lot of flipflops.
her name is probably sarah or katherine.
I'd have wifey'd her if that was the case.
Did you poke it doe?
The "real" way.
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:51 am
by the acid never lies
or like this?
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:38 am
by Phigure
Helix [Delay] wrote:However the pinnacle (and start) of my entire sexual career has to be this girl:
I can die happy.
Oh damn
10/10
i'd give my left nut for her
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:52 am
by Phigure
oh and here's my ex on the left
shes cute but her body looks like this
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:01 am
by knell
thats a shame, she's rather pretty tho
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:17 am
by knell
met her while chasing another girl, and hit it off (long story)
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:33 am
by Phigure
knell wrote:
met her while chasing another girl, and hit it off (long story)
those lips
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:42 am
by collige
Phigure wrote:
knell wrote:
met her while chasing another girl, and hit it off (long story)
those lips
that duckface
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:45 am
by knell
Phigure wrote:
those lips
collige wrote:
that duckface
U jealouz colligez
but anyway, she's awesome, so it doesnt really matter to me what she looks like
and Phigure, that's exactly what i thought the first time i met her
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:53 am
by collige
knell wrote:
Phigure wrote:
those lips
collige wrote:
that duckface
U jealouz colligez
but anyway, she's awesome, so it doesnt really matter to me what she looks like
and Phigure, that's exactly what i thought the first time i met her
Don't get me wrong, she's very attractive and has beautiful lips. She just needs to stop making that duckface is all.
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:54 am
by Phigure
collige wrote:
knell wrote:
Phigure wrote:
those lips
collige wrote:
that duckface
U jealouz colligez
but anyway, she's awesome, so it doesnt really matter to me what she looks like
and Phigure, that's exactly what i thought the first time i met her
Don't get me wrong, she's very attractive and has beautiful lips. She just needs to stop making that duckface is all.
duckface = better blowjobs
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:09 am
by knell
collige wrote:
Don't get me wrong, she's very attractive and has beautiful lips. She just needs to stop making that duckface is all.
i see. i have a few pics to choose from, i just chose those, i guess i'm a sucker for the duckface?
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:12 am
by knell
Phigure wrote:
duckface = better blowjobs
indeed!
i mean... wait...
gah if she ever finds this thread im in for a stern talking to.
but i suppose if she ever finds dubstepforum.com, joins, scours the SNHO, knows what a WAG is, and clicks this thread, and goes to this exact page... i think by that point ill deserve it
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:17 am
by Phigure
knell wrote:
Phigure wrote:
duckface = better blowjobs
indeed!
i mean... wait...
gah if she ever finds this thread im in for a stern talking to.
but i suppose if she ever finds dubstepforum.com, joins, scours the SNHO, knows what a WAG is, and clicks this thread, and goes to this exact page... i think by that point ill deserve it
or if you leave the thread open and she uses your computer
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:20 am
by knell
Phigure wrote:
or if you leave the thread open and she uses your computer
thanks for reminding me
have to step up the caution, since she does use my computer often these days...
cookies + history = deleted
EDIT: actually, she'd probably laugh it off.... but still, im not willing to take that chance
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:22 am
by Phigure
knell wrote:
Phigure wrote:
or if you leave the thread open and she uses your computer
thanks for reminding me
have to step up the caution, since she does use my computer often these days...
cookies + history = deleted
nice!
or just use Chrome's Incognito mode
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:23 am
by knell
Phigure wrote:
nice!
or just use Chrome's Incognito mode
hell ya, i use Chrome, too... gonna have to get all up in over on top of that
Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:47 am
by faust.dtc
The new additions to this thread have made me very happy. Top marks to all...
