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oh shit yeah i remember reading that a while back. bluerh.

btw the blood could drip from say the wrist area down.

she was blatantly still a virgin and he violated her and wouldn't stop cos he was retarded and she cried

noam wrote:she was blatantly still a virgin and he violated her and wouldn't stop cos he was retarded and she cried

It's like a sexy Forrest Gump.

accidently peed in my girlfriend a couple days ago. really needed a piss but didn't want to ruin it. came a shitload before i realised i was just pissing.

Motorway to Roswell wrote:

noam wrote:she was blatantly still a virgin and he violated her and wouldn't stop cos he was retarded and she cried

It's like a sexy Forrest Gump.

nicenice wrote:accidently peed in my girlfriend a couple days ago. really needed a piss but didn't want to ruin it. came a shitload before i realised i was just pissing.

You are aware that it is almost physically impossible to piss with a stiff dick?

I call bullshit. Or at least you didn't piss a lot of liquid.

gnome wrote:

nicenice wrote:accidently peed in my girlfriend a couple days ago. really needed a piss but didn't want to ruin it. came a shitload before i realised i was just pissing.

You are aware that it is almost physically impossible to piss with a stiff dick?

I call bullshit. Or at least you didn't piss a lot of liquid.

what? i piss with morning glory all the time

gnome wrote:

nicenice wrote:accidently peed in my girlfriend a couple days ago. really needed a piss but didn't want to ruin it. came a shitload before i realised i was just pissing.

You are aware that it is almost physically impossible to piss with a stiff dick?

I call bullshit. Or at least you didn't piss a lot of liquid.

when you're that desperate it is definitely possible

valves

its difficult and impractical but possible

TL_ wrote:I don't personally know the guy, but a mate of someone I know was on holiday somewhere, got completely trolleyed and decided it would be a good idea to stick his head into one of those glass recycling things with the thick plastic flaps that stop stuff from coming back out. He got his head stuck in there so they had to leave him there overnight. When they came back to him in the morning, they found his trousers round his ankles. Turned out he'd got raped in the night.

AHAHAH oh seriously haha i can imagine that. wow

AntlionUK wrote:what? i piss with morning glory all the time

thanks for sharing

Badman Juice wrote:

AntlionUK wrote:what? i piss with morning glory all the time

thanks for sharing

i'll send you a picture if you want one honey xxxxx

I piss with morning wood too. Try not to though. Comes out like one of those jet washer things for a car. Can go everywhere if you don't pay attention

i rushed home from school because i had to take a shit, only to get home and find all the doors are locked and i dont have a key, so I shit in the corner of the backyard.....came back later to check up on it and it/show my sister but it was gone, not a trace left
guess my dog must have ate it and licked clean all the evidence, disgusting bugger can't help but think about that when he gives someone a big slobbery kiss

ht2 wrote:show my sister

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lol This thread

I was like 10, and I was walking home from school, all of a sudden a wasp flew right into the middle of my front teeth and got stuck. So I had to dig out wasp guts, wasp head etc with my fingernail. Had to slide it in right in between and just scrape it out.. ya it was mighty sick.

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wtf how did a wasp get trapped in your front teeth!? lol

a bad one i had with a wasp

woke up, showered, threw on the first pair of boxers on the pile (of clean ones!) on my chair, got dressed, ate some breakfast, went out to go meet some mates

got on the bus, feel something on my waistband, suddenly starts REALLY HURTING!! i literally start screaming on the bus and slapping myself on the crotch, weird looks, i pull up my t shirt and out of the waistband of my boxers flies this fucking little wasp who'd stung me about 4-5 times round my pubes.

genuinely true story.

Haha another wasp one.

I remeber as a kid having to take medicine for god knows what but that day I seen a wasp fly into the medicine bottle and never come out. When it was my time to take my medicine I refuesed and stated that I had seen a wasp in the medicine. Well my mother of course thought I was pulling a fast one and made me take the medicine. So I did but I spat it straight back out when I felt the little bugger inside my mouth. My mother then began to apologise.