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Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:24 am
by ehbes
rayman612 wrote:theres a DOOM line about sticking the tip in or something... cant remember

id be real hip if i could :(
I've always been told to stay clear of the bum... Hit the wrong thing and you cause a projectile jet stream of shit...on you dick

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:17 am
by garethom
ehbrums1 wrote:
rayman612 wrote:theres a DOOM line about sticking the tip in or something... cant remember

id be real hip if i could :(
I've always been told to stay clear of the bum... Hit the wrong thing and you cause a projectile jet stream of shit...on you dick
lol wut

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:41 am
by Shum
:lol: wow

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:47 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
ehbs please come out and explain yourself

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:49 am
by Terpit
you guys dont know about the hidden poo button in your bum?

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:50 am
by Forum
Im sure gwa can clear this up for us

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:05 am
by dickman69
hahahahahahaha it definitely wasn't that

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:50 am
by Doozle
This thread is too jokes

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:45 pm
by ehbes
Nevalo wrote:ehbs please come out and explain yourself
A buddy of mine was giving it to his girlfriend in the rear, and he hit it the wrong way I guess and triggered a gag reflex of projectile shit

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:46 pm
by garethom
ehbrums1 wrote:
Nevalo wrote:ehbs please come out and explain yourself
A buddy of mine was giving it to his girlfriend in the rear, and he hit it the wrong way I guess and triggered a gag reflex of projectile shit
Lol, screwing.

I imagine to trigger the torrent of projectile shit, you've gotta be storing some liquid brown pretty close to the hole in the first place.

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:49 pm
by ehbes
garethom wrote:
ehbrums1 wrote:
Nevalo wrote:ehbs please come out and explain yourself
A buddy of mine was giving it to his girlfriend in the rear, and he hit it the wrong way I guess and triggered a gag reflex of projectile shit
Lol, screwing.

I imagine to trigger the torrent of projectile shit, you've gotta be storing some liquid brown pretty close to the hole in the first place.
Well the next time he feels like talking about the time he got shit on I'll ask for the details

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:53 pm
by kidshuffle
she had to have been prairie doggin it

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:05 pm
by ezza
I remember a girl at school who (for some reason) told us this story about her & her ex...

So she was playing anal with her bf in the lounge & shat all over a new carpet when he pulled out. Then the dad came home & saw it, so she blamed it on the dog (which the dad hated), so he had the dog put down.

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:08 pm
by ezza
And one of my mates said when he was bored he used to lube up his girls arsehole real slippy and then try get his balls in

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:08 pm
by dickman69
:O

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:15 pm
by wobbles
Agent 47 wrote:I remember a girl at school who (for some reason) told us this story about her & her ex...

So she was playing anal with her bf in the lounge & shat all over a new carpet when he pulled out. Then the dad came home & saw it, so she blamed it on the dog (which the dad hated), so he had the dog put down.
Urban legend man

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:18 pm
by ezza
haha yeah i've heard a few different versions

Just fort id share for joke tho blud

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:50 pm
by Sonika
Agent 47 wrote:I remember a girl at school who (for some reason) told us this story about her & her ex...

So she was playing anal with her bf in the lounge & shat all over a new carpet when he pulled out. Then the dad came home & saw it, so she blamed it on the dog (which the dad hated), so he had the dog put down.


that's terrible

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:51 pm
by herbs
playing anal?


it aint no game boy.

Re: First day of school

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:55 pm
by ehbes
herbs wrote:playing anal?


it aint no game boy.
Unlike full on vaginal fucking