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djake wrote:
i wish i had all my gcse's at C or above

granted, but you still lack experience

i wish i'd started making pancakes for myself like 5 years ago

djake wrote:

Dubloke wrote:granted but it tastes like the last one i had which was shite
I wish i had all the vinyls i ever wanted

granted but you live in a really hot country and they all warp n fuk up from the heat

i wish i had all my gcse's at C or above

granted but you get kicked out of each exam and get a U

I wish I knew what my next line of this lyric was goin' to be.

I wish I knew what my next line of this lyric was goin' to be.

Granted, the line is 'I'm only 13 and still play with my action man'

I wish my MPD24 would hurry up and arrive

TEMS wrote:

I wish I knew what my next line of this lyric was goin' to be.

Granted, the line is 'I'm only 13 and still play with my action man'

I wish my MPD24 would hurry up and arrive

Granted but your house falls down thus you have no power sockets



I wish I wasnt cack handed

granted, you get them amputated to solve the problem

i wish i was little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would call her, i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 impala

I wish badger hadn't nicked my wish

I wish I had some work to do!

granted but then you'd have to work where i do

i wish i had a better job

granted but the job is cleaning rick wallers insides by fisting him violently

i wish i had some TONK carnival soundsystem in my room

Granted but you accidentally play something so offensive the leaders of government and theology get together and declare an ecumenical fatwa on you and ban carnivals forever.

I wish the Buckaroo mule would kick harder.

granted but instead of saying "buck buck buckaroo" it'll say "fuck fuck fuck off you"

i wish mr jameson was at my yard right now

Granted, but he forces you to pick a microphone and talk shit down it till half past two in the bloody morning.

I wish Mr Jameson hadn't taken advantage of me last night.

granted, Corpsey beat him to it and he didnt want sloppy seconds

i wish i had duck feet

granted but the rest of you is a duck

i wish for whatever food i want whenever i want it

granted but the only food you ever want is the toenails of ruby wax

i wish for stanton and incyde to have more drunken radio shows for comedy value

dubluke wrote:granted but the only food you ever want is the toenails of ruby wax

i wish for stanton and incyde to have more drunken radio shows for comedy value

granted but they aint got no microphone

i wish i was good at table football

Ashley wrote: i wish i was good at table football

granted, but you lost your arms in an industrial wanking accident.*

i wish it could be christmas every day.

*only after posting this did i realise it made fuck all sense

granted but you're forced to visit the 'jesus experience' museum every week, which involves a live crucificion of you

i wish for FWD tomorrow to be smoking allowed!!

granted, but a smoker brocks out infront of you, jamming his lit cigarette into your eye ball.

I wish coca-cola still contained high amounts of cocaine

granted but as you really enjoy drinking cola you eventually get a cocaine induced heart attack and become really intense

i wish for a 2 foot zoot

granted but it's too wet and won't blaze

i wish someone would sing me a lullabye