The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[faust.dtc]

There's a phantom pooer in our office (pretty sure there was talk of poo this time last week too?) - leaves skid marks on the toilet seat. Fucking disgusting. I'm pretty sure it's one of the fat guys in the office. I assume that anything disgusting is perpetrated by a fat person.

Skid marks...ON THE TOILET SEAT!!!! Thats is fucking deep...

We have a restroom with 2 cubicles in our floor but once, when i was bursting to go, they both happened to be occupied so I decided to use the disabled toliet next door. I saw one of the fat guys from another office just come out of there but thought id risk it as I didnt want to run to another floor. Bad idea. This room has no windows or ventilation and as soon as I walked in and saw and smelt the aftermath I immediately projectile vomited everywhere.

[jsaxton]

There's a phantom pooer in our office (pretty sure there was talk of poo this time last week too?) - leaves skid marks on the toilet seat. Fucking disgusting. I'm pretty sure it's one of the fat guys in the

We have a restroom with 2 cubicles in our floor but once, when i was bursting to go, they both happened to be occupied so I decided to use the disabled toliet next door. I saw one of the fat guys from another office just come out of there but thought id risk it as I didnt want to run to another floor. Bad idea. This room has no windows or ventilation and as soon as I walked in and saw and smelt the aftermath I immediately projectile vomited everywhere.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

[magma]

There's a phantom pooer in our office (pretty sure there was talk of poo this time last week too?) - leaves skid marks on the toilet seat. Fucking disgusting. I'm pretty sure it's one of the fat guys in the office. I assume that anything disgusting is perpetrated by a fat person.

Skid marks...ON THE TOILET SEAT!!!! Thats is fucking deep...

We have a restroom with 2 cubicles in our floor but once, when i was bursting to go, they both happened to be occupied so I decided to use the disabled toliet next door. I saw one of the fat guys from another office just come out of there but thought id risk it as I didnt want to run to another floor. Bad idea. This room has no windows or ventilation and as soon as I walked in and saw and smelt the aftermath I immediately projectile vomited everywhere.

People need to fix up on their defecation technique, man. What the fuck is wrong with other people?

There was a phantom one at an office I worked at a couple of years ago that used to destroy a cubicle almost every day without fail.... nobody ever worked out who it was, but you're talking blocked toilet, shit in totally illogical places, piss on the floor, wet paper on the floor.... fucking disgusting. Security used to share the cleaning responsibilities at that place, so it was this old cockney bloke who used to have to go in and clean it up.... you'd see him go in and everyone on my floor would utter a silent prayer than he didn't think it was them. Poor bloke... I bet he didn't get paid enough to deal with that shit.

[Dubbydoogs]

The fact that my dealer is taking the fucking pisss!!!! Why not just say your going to be an hour longer, fuckin prick.

[djelements]

Oi luke you should have come to the Funkey Munkey in Camberwell on saturday, I for the duration of an hour and a bit had the title of 'mistah selectah'.

Anyway, twas I that texted you t'other night not DJElements. Wanted to see if you were up for making £250 driving to Cardiff.

[gwa]

most of my posts are done on the shitter. thankfully every man goes at least onc a day so they appreciate it being clean. we have a good system

[DZA]

Been making a tune for the past 3hours and just released it sounds like im trying to bite untold anaconda

[NilsFG]

The combination of exams, general bad mood and fear pissed me of for the last week and will keep pissing me of for the coming week or two.

Also my headphones broke, and instead of getting new ones (which I demand), I have to wait 3 weeks because the policy says they should try to repair it first. stnuc.

[magma]

Working on a tune that I think sounds ace and my girlfriend notices that part of the rhythm fits perfectly with Slave 4 U by Britney.

Do I remix?

[dubluke]

Oi luke you should have come to the Funkey Munkey in Camberwell on saturday, I for the duration of an hour and a bit had the title of 'mistah selectah'.

Anyway, twas I that texted you t'other night not DJElements. Wanted to see if you were up for making £250 driving to Cardiff.

hahaha, he tried to ring me the other night, but I was really drunk and missed the call, also didn't know the number - i texted asking who it was, and he said it was DJ elements calling

[firky]

I did a dubluke, I have no memory of getting home. The last thing I remember with any clarity is standing outside with a large whisky and a spliff, ranting

I only had ?! many pints and ?! whisky chasers. I Forget my tolerance is crap *

[dubluke]

I did a dubluke, I have no memory of getting home. The last thing I remember with any clarity is standing outside with a large whisky and a spliff, ranting

I only had ?! many pints and ?! whisky chasers. I Forget my tolerance is crap *

hahahahaha, sounds like it might have been a pretty funny night man.

i've managed to work out how i got so messed up in the end last night, someone reminded me last night about the little bottle of that 60% wray and nephews rum that me and my mate george shared, on top of numerous other rum based drinks, and some whisky - explains it all really.

[missedthebus]

"You must train"

[firky]

I also remember waiting for a bus and posting on here or maybe facebook on my phone but where is my phone today?!

[dubluke]

lol what train in the art of drinking? more like I must train in the art of eating something before the heavy drinking starts

speaking of being pissed off - having to come into work this morning is a fucking drag, I have a terrible jamaican hangover and did silly amount of laughing gas last night so my head feels a bit funny

[dubluke]

I also remember waiting for a bus and posting on here or maybe facebook on my phone but where is my phone today?!

drunk posting is always erroneous, drag that you lost your phone thoguh man

[missedthebus]

lol what train in the art of drinking? more like I must train in the art of eating something before the heavy drinking starts

the force is stong with this one.

my night was lame last night. wish I'd gone out, smoked the end of my draw had a pokey glass of Wray & nephew rum (63% proof white rum) and a couple of beers and had passed out by 1 lol.

Out tonight, getting some bud seeing mates from uni, happy days

[firky]

urgh, i don't think that greasy breakfast and sweet tea has made me feel any better only worse

[Neurotik]

Sit down to watch Begins on ITV to find out they've cut ALL of the Scarecrow scenes out of it!
ITV is the worst thing ever..

[kwami]

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