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it's a judgement call. does it smell like shit? yes / no

that girl is 16

what girl?

Molzie wrote:it's a judgement call. does it smell like shit? yes / no

Precisely, girls usually maintain extremely well. If she just took a snapchat worthy shit she wont even let you take her pants off tbh, and if theres anything weird/out of place going on that would either make you sick or just be gross you'll fucking know by the time you get to her clit trust me lmao.

rockonin wrote:

Molzie wrote:you guys are confused. You're not rimming the bird after a night out or after she's taken a big hairy shit. clean bumbahole biz

Why take a chance though, and you cant exactly ask her if her anus is clean Finger for the win.

Yea you can, but there's so many ways to know without asking or to make sure it is actually clean without ruining the mood.You dont even need to ask if you take her in the shower with you for foreplay under pretense that you want to get the club off the both of you. The only objection I've ever run into was that she couldn't get her hair wet once.

DJoe wrote:bruv you're a dog

#trudog

wtf you all have it twisted, you want a girl just after she has taken a big dump

1) hole has been loosened/warmed up
2) residual poo keeps it lubricated

Surely you want to avoid any fecal matter. Cant you get ill from that?

rockonin wrote:Surely you want to avoid any fecal matter. Cant you get ill from that?

Yea, don't eat poo, he's trolling. E-Coli tings are real. Pee is cool tho, you can drink piss no problem.

rockonin wrote:Surely you want to avoid any fecal matter. Cant you get ill from that?

trick is to make sure she has eaten curry, spicy food kills all the bacteria and makes your cock tingle.

yeah pee is sterile

Lye Form wrote:

rockonin wrote:Surely you want to avoid any fecal matter. Cant you get ill from that?

trick is to make sure she has eaten curry, spicy food kills all the bacteria and makes your cock tingle.

If shes had a korma curry, your dick would look like a corndog

rockonin wrote:

Lye Form wrote:

rockonin wrote:Surely you want to avoid any fecal matter. Cant you get ill from that?

trick is to make sure she has eaten curry, spicy food kills all the bacteria and makes your cock tingle.

If shes had a korma curry, your dick would look like a corndog

None of that korma rubbish

gotta get that vindaloo dick

good thing these posts are already in the cringe thread

Lye Form wrote:

rockonin wrote:

Lye Form wrote:

rockonin wrote:Surely you want to avoid any fecal matter. Cant you get ill from that?

trick is to make sure she has eaten curry, spicy food kills all the bacteria and makes your cock tingle.

If shes had a korma curry, your dick would look like a corndog

None of that korma rubbish

gotta get that vindaloo dick

Make sure you have a glass of cold milk to dip into to mimimize sting.

my squad got dookie mouth

yes this is what abortion is like in the US

SignalRecon wrote:

Molzie wrote:would still eat her ass

+1

Would tongue fuck her asshole at least 3" deep for 40 minutes. It would taste like innocence.

Edit: Innocence and strawberries

cmon man

Lye Form wrote:wtf you all have it twisted, you want a girl just after she has taken a big dump

1) hole has been loosened/warmed up
2) residual poo keeps it lubricated

lmaio

Molzie wrote:what girl?

bennyfroobs wrote:ok so i just disc overed "gifboom" today (accidentally)
as far as i can see, its filled to the absolute brim with narcissism and vanity??

http://gifboom.com/tumblrsalad

how can u look at that shit and think anything other than "a claw hammer straight to the face would sort that out those strange twitches you seem to be suffering from"

Molzie wrote:would still eat her ass

SignalRecon wrote:

Molzie wrote:would still eat her ass

+1

Would tongue fuck her asshole at least 3" deep for 40 minutes. It would taste like innocence.

Edit: Innocence and strawberries

That particular girl was not 16

Molzie wrote:That particular girl was not 16

"...your honour"