The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[skell1ngton777]

he wear his shit backwards like criss cross son

[Sexual_Chocolate]

How does that work? Surely the buttons are at the front, where your dick is

nah, the smaller ones on my backpocket.

[dickman69]

i have never burned my ass but i imagine that is not a pleasing sensation

its not

[BonerJams04]

what does cp mean

[Terpit]

what does cp mean

Exactly! For some reason, people are meant to know it means child porn? Wish I hadn't clicked that link, I have an image of a mans penis in a babies mouth somewhere in my brain

[garethom]

what does cp mean

Exactly! For some reason, people are meant to know it means child porn? Wish I hadn't clicked that link, I have an image of a mans penis in a babies mouth somewhere in my brain

Grim! For whatever reason I'd assumed it would be of some girl that's obviously in her teens (below legal age) or something, like, at least people might MISTAKENLY share it, but not that!

[hifi]

popcorn ceiling removed, thought itd be cool to sleep in my room w/ some slight ventilation because it smelled funky, woke up within 4 hrs. ears throbbing, iritated throat , vision impaired, my door closed , and i'm fully awake, feelin sick,was weird

[jayladders]

Came to Cardiff to see girl

Argument, decide to leave

No buses or trains, didnt realise this til after I left

She's asleep now and I'm laying on my exs floor, the only person I could call, alert and awake, waiting til 11am to get the first train.

And I have blue balls so fucking bad

Just get up in ur ex's bed and hump till relieved. U'll feel much better. Or else keep telling snh about your relationship issues till resilved. That's cool too.

I feel 'resilved', it's all good. I have no issue using this forum as a vent for when I'm sad, the responses cheer me up haha. Ended up much worse than that but I'm home now so can't complain snymore

[BonerJams04]

what does cp mean

Exactly! For some reason, people are meant to know it means child porn? Wish I hadn't clicked that link, I have an image of a mans penis in a babies mouth somewhere in my brain

jesus christ. that is beyond fucked

[Shum]

grrrrr fucking noisy workmen again

[wilson]

'Triangular flapjack banned in school' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

The world we live in, ladies and gents.

[wub]

'Triangular flapjack banned in school' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

The world we live in, ladies and gents.

A three-point guide to flapjacks

- Flapjacks are chewy biscuits made from rolled oats, golden syrup or honey, fat (usually butter) and sugar
- They are baked in a flat tin and cut into squares, rectangles or any other shape while still warm
- Use of the word 'flapjack' dates back to the 17th Century according to the Oxford English Dictionary

Have you eaten a flapjack? Do you know what a flapjack looks like? Are you called Jack? If so, the BBC wants to hear from YOU!

[Doozle]

To be fair, you could probably do quite a bit of damage with a school flapjack, especially if they were triangle shaped.

[Forum]

The pies we used to get at break time at school were proper rank, surprised they didnt do any damage

[PinUp]

I'm flying to Ethiopia on Saturday and I'm not sure where my passport is, don't really have the money to get a new one on an express turnaround either...

[Forum]

I'm flying to Ethiopia on Saturday and I'm not sure where my passport is, don't really have the money to get a new one on an express turnaround either...

I had to get a same day one in London when i flew to Kuwait, literally had to queue for 5 hours in the passport office and it was a rip off

[PinUp]

I'm pretty lucky because I work for a travel agency and our office is a 1 minute walk from the passport office so if I do need to get a replacement it shouldn't be too bad.

£136 for a replacement though ... FUUUCK THAT!!

[BloomingAudioLife]

Dont get to see my girlfriend for two weeks.

[EliteLennon117]

All these brostep artist following me on twitter. M8 did you not see the avi I'm wearing black, I live on the darkside with jah, straight up junglist. You wear mouse costumes and go to bed at midnight. I beat your dad feels like he wasn't involved enough in your life. Piss off!

[Sexual_Chocolate]

le cricket.

siiiigh