The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Laszlo]

What if your gf/bf gave a solemn oath to give you sex for... whatever reason. Surely they're morally obliged to do so..?

[ultraspatial]

"you should defiantly message me"

[wub]

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

[magma]

What if your gf/bf gave a solemn oath to give you sex for... whatever reason. Surely they're morally obliged to do so..?

Morally, perhaps so - you'd have take that up with your God!

[jayladders]

What if your gf/bf gave a solemn oath to give you sex for... whatever reason. Surely they're morally obliged to do so..?

Morally, perhaps so - you'd have take that up with your God!

i dont get why religion is relevant here?

[magma]

What if your gf/bf gave a solemn oath to give you sex for... whatever reason. Surely they're morally obliged to do so..?

Morally, perhaps so - you'd have take that up with your God!

i dont get why religion is relevant here?

It isn't, I'm just being facetious.

The law isn't a purely moral construct, it's only based on morality - the law protects the right to choose ones sexual partners fairly strictly - you can't rape a girl based on a lost bet, for example; but if your morals allow the sort of obligation that Laszlo suggested, you may have to wait for redemption until you reach the Pearly Gates.

[Laszlo]

I'm just playing devil's advocate... i'm not sure I should take back what I said (but i'm thinking about it)

Take that episode of CYE where Cheryl loses a bet (or something) with Larry and she has to blow him in the car. In order for her to not welsh on the bet she would be morally obliged to lick willy in the whip. Right??

[garethom]

a disproportionately high number of conversations on the sexual rights of prostitutes as a business occur in the SNH.

[magma]

I'm just playing devil's advocate... i'm not sure I should take back what I said (but i'm thinking about it)

Take that episode of CYE where Cheryl loses a bet (or something) with Larry and she has to blow him in the car. In order for her to not welsh on the bet she would be morally obliged to lick willy in the whip. Right??

I guess it depends on how solemnly you take the agreement of a bet to be. I'd say that, yeah, she should probably open up and get slurping, but if she reacted like "I thought that was just a joke, I'm not really going to do that", I think Larry would be on pretty dodgy ground if he held her nose and slipped it in and she'd probably get away with biting it off.

Welched bets < Rape in the morality stakes

Well, in my morality stakes anyway. Remind me never to make a bet with you, Laszlo...

[magma]

a disproportionately high number of conversations on the sexual rights of prostitutes as a business occur in the SNH.

It's an ethical minefield, I tells ya.

[ezza]

ffs hairdressers gave me the #lad #banter cut

now im gonna have to wear 90s and baggie jeans for a few weeks to outweigh the lad

[jayladders]

ffs hairdressers gave me the #lad #banter cut

post a pic

[ezza]

nah the sides are so bad

[ezza]

nah the sides are so bad

edit* just gonna shave my head again actually, fuck it

woops, that was spose to be edit no quote lololol

[jayladders]

nah the sides are so bad

edit* just gonna shave my head again actually, fuck it

woops, that was spose to be edit no quote lololol

get a jatehawk

[ezza]

only take a inch either side the way they've cut mine tbf

i asked for short back and sides and they gave me shaved sides and a quiff



o well, just #banter i guess, might try pull some posh totty tonight wheeyyyy

4 the lads

[garethom]

looks alright agent, maybe i am a lad?

[Pedro Sánchez]

Too full on the top to be #LAD might need to gel it down.

[garethom]

short back and sides should be the only allowed hairstyle, so you've passed my test

[Pedro Sánchez]

get a jatehawk

Are you a fucking medieval archer?