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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:44 pm
by Laszlo
What if your gf/bf gave a solemn oath to give you sex for... whatever reason. Surely they're morally obliged to do so..?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:47 pm
by ultraspatial
Phigure wrote:
"you should defiantly message me"

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:48 pm
by wub
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:05 pm
by magma
Laszlo wrote:What if your gf/bf gave a solemn oath to give you sex for... whatever reason. Surely they're morally obliged to do so..?
Morally, perhaps so - you'd have take that up with your God!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:06 pm
by jayladders
magma wrote:Laszlo wrote:What if your gf/bf gave a solemn oath to give you sex for... whatever reason. Surely they're morally obliged to do so..?
Morally, perhaps so - you'd have take that up with your God!

i dont get why religion is relevant here?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:10 pm
by magma
jayladders wrote:magma wrote:Laszlo wrote:What if your gf/bf gave a solemn oath to give you sex for... whatever reason. Surely they're morally obliged to do so..?
Morally, perhaps so - you'd have take that up with your God!

i dont get why religion is relevant here?
It isn't, I'm just being facetious.
The law isn't a purely moral construct, it's only
based on morality - the law protects the right to choose ones sexual partners fairly strictly - you can't rape a girl based on a lost bet, for example; but if your morals allow the sort of obligation that Laszlo suggested, you may have to wait for redemption until you reach the Pearly Gates.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:26 pm
by Laszlo
I'm just playing devil's advocate... i'm not sure I should take back what I said (but i'm thinking about it)
Take that episode of CYE where Cheryl loses a bet (or something) with Larry and she has to blow him in the car. In order for her to not welsh on the bet she would be morally obliged to lick willy in the whip. Right??
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:40 pm
by garethom
a disproportionately high number of conversations on the sexual rights of prostitutes as a business occur in the SNH.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:41 pm
by magma
Laszlo wrote:I'm just playing devil's advocate... i'm not sure I should take back what I said (but i'm thinking about it)
Take that episode of CYE where Cheryl loses a bet (or something) with Larry and she has to blow him in the car. In order for her to not welsh on the bet she would be morally obliged to lick willy in the whip. Right??
I guess it depends on how solemnly you take the agreement of a bet to be. I'd say that, yeah, she should probably open up and get slurping, but if she reacted like "I thought that was just a joke, I'm not
really going to do that", I think Larry would be on pretty dodgy ground if he held her nose and slipped it in and she'd probably get away with biting it off.
Welched bets < Rape in the morality stakes
Well, in my morality stakes anyway. Remind me never to make a bet with you, Laszlo...

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:42 pm
by magma
garethom wrote:a disproportionately high number of conversations on the sexual rights of prostitutes as a business occur in the SNH.
It's an ethical minefield, I tells ya.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:44 pm
by ezza
ffs hairdressers gave me the #lad #banter cut
now im gonna have to wear 90s and baggie jeans for a few weeks to outweigh the lad
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:45 pm
by jayladders
Agent 47 wrote:ffs hairdressers gave me the #lad #banter cut
post a pic
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:47 pm
by ezza
nah the sides are so bad

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:48 pm
by ezza
Agent 47 wrote:nah the sides are so bad

edit* just gonna shave my head again actually, fuck it
woops, that was spose to be edit no quote lololol
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:03 pm
by jayladders
Agent 47 wrote:Agent 47 wrote:nah the sides are so bad

edit* just gonna shave my head again actually, fuck it
woops, that was spose to be edit no quote lololol
get a jatehawk

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:10 pm
by ezza

only take a inch either side the way they've cut mine tbf
i asked for short back and sides and they gave me shaved sides and a quiff
o well, just #banter i guess, might try pull some posh totty tonight wheeyyyy
4 the lads
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:12 pm
by garethom
looks alright agent, maybe i am a lad?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:12 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
Too full on the top to be #LAD might need to gel it down.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:12 pm
by garethom
short back and sides should be the only allowed hairstyle, so you've passed my test
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:13 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
jayladders wrote:get a jatehawk

Are you a fucking medieval archer?