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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:36 pm
by magma
murky21 wrote:worst nights sleep of the week came before the day I'm probably not going to go to sleep at all on purpose. Always happens :evil:
THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME I GO OUT

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:36 pm
by magma
Lye Form wrote:
wub wrote:
murky21 wrote:worst nights sleep of the week came before the day I'm probably not going to go to sleep at all on purpose. Always happens :evil:
Pop a zinc/magnesium capsule on your way home and get your head down for a few hours.
When travelling we met some some recently qualified doctors told us that magnesium was a great way to avoid hangovers, told us how much to take n everything, worked really well.

A few guys decided to take four times the recommended amount so they would feel 100%... it didn't end well.
They should've tried lighting their farts.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:37 pm
by particle-jim
magma wrote:
murky21 wrote:worst nights sleep of the week came before the day I'm probably not going to go to sleep at all on purpose. Always happens :evil:
THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME I GO OUT
This happened to me last night, going to Contact tonight... playing a gig tomorrow night :?

Gunna be dead by sunday at this rate

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:37 pm
by Lye_Form
......too wet to light..............

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:37 pm
by Mason
Lye Form wrote: A few guys decided to take four times the recommended amount so they would feel 100%... it didn't end well.
loool what happened to them?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:40 pm
by magma
Lye Form wrote:......too wet to light..............
Your avatar makes statements like this 57.562% more disgusting.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:42 pm
by Lye_Form
Mason wrote:
Lye Form wrote: A few guys decided to take four times the recommended amount so they would feel 100%... it didn't end well.
loool what happened to them?
i think they lost about a stone in 2 days. :lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:45 pm
by skell1ngton777
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:47 pm
by Mason
haha sounds dodgy B3039

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:48 pm
by Lye_Form
watching them try to balance it with Imodium made it funnier.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:47 pm
by Muncey
Charity workers at my door.. basically went GIVE ME YOUR BANK DETAILS NOW. Caught me completely off guard and in a panic I said I don't have a bank account, following that was a really awkward silence where they knew I was lying, I knew they knew I was lying and they knew I knew they knew I was lying.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:53 pm
by Marcus
Fucking stupid ebay seller, how the hell do you send a package meant for Birmingham to London, now I have to wait till mid next week to receive it.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:55 pm
by Laszlo
@Muncey - Fuck them! They don't deserve the truth.

I got done by them a few months ago for £8.50 a month.

Cancelled it before the first payment.

Laszlo - 1
Starving African children - 0

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:03 pm
by Muncey
Haha nice. This was for underprivileged children to go to theme parks and shit.. in hindsight I should have showed them my bank balance and demanded they take me to the theme park.

Also fuck Tescos and their offers, they basically mug you off if you buy one of anything. £5 for 2 pizzas or £4.50 for one. I only need one you fucks, making me spend an extra 50p and eat an extra pizza for no reason. That 50p could have went to underpriviledged kids.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:20 pm
by bennyfroobs
designing/coding a website for someone sells tills and cashr egisters for a living. i give him a nice colourful (yet minimal and sleek) website because tills and cash registers are boring as fuck and it made his business seem more friendly. his response: can we make it dark blue and chrome please?

looks wack man

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:25 pm
by Electric_Head
cool story bro

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:33 pm
by kidshuffle
cool sig too imo

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:10 pm
by Phigure
bennyfroobs wrote:designing/coding a website for someone sells tills and cashr egisters for a living. i give him a nice colourful (yet minimal and sleek) website because tills and cash registers are boring as fuck and it made his business seem more friendly. his response: can we make it dark blue and chrome please?

looks wack man
I think you should add some lens flares

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:33 pm
by ezza
i swear i've watched every series thats good

or at least all the ones that i've been able to get past the first few episodes

anyway, im bored and broke :(

want something i can rinse 5 series of in a week

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:35 pm
by didi
Agent 47 wrote:i swear i've watched every series thats good

or at least all the ones that i've been able to get past the first few episodes

anyway, im bored and broke :(

want something i can rinse 5 series of in a week
the borgias.