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Freak occurrence, and of course I was walking with my friend who found it absolutely hilarious. I just remember digging my fingernail through the crack of my front teeth and seeing a mangled wing here, a thorax there, it was awful at the time. Fond childhood memory these days =D

I don't know what's worse though, wasp in your tooth or bites down your pubes

That story reminds me of the beast that tried ate me and my girlfriend alive ( ) at Outlook.


No word of a lie, this thing was like the size of my phone and sounded like a fucking electric razor of death.

^ What exactly is that the remains of?! Looks like some flying fish snake of doom!

I believe it was the Croatian Flying Fish Snake of Doom.

apmje wrote:I believe it was the Croatian Flying Fish Snake of Doom.

yeah you can tell by the obscene amounts of Doom

might cancel my outlook ticket

gnome wrote:

nicenice wrote:accidently peed in my girlfriend a couple days ago. really needed a piss but didn't want to ruin it. came a shitload before i realised i was just pissing.

You are aware that it is almost physically impossible to piss with a stiff dick?

I call bullshit. Or at least you didn't piss a lot of liquid.

You don't know what your missing out on mate.

noam wrote:

apmje wrote:I believe it was the Croatian Flying Fish Snake of Doom.

yeah you can tell by the obscene amounts of Doom

nicenice wrote:

gnome wrote:

nicenice wrote:accidently peed in my girlfriend a couple days ago. really needed a piss but didn't want to ruin it. came a shitload before i realised i was just pissing.

You are aware that it is almost physically impossible to piss with a stiff dick?

I call bullshit. Or at least you didn't piss a lot of liquid.

You don't know what your missing out on mate.

Regarding the pissing with a hard on or pissing in the gf??lol.

I was taking the piss (sorry) at first and meant pissing with a hard on, but the more I think about it, it does kind of turn me on.

Both?

I can piss with a knob on, fucking pain though when its pointing to the ceiling and you gotta push it down so its gans in the bowl!

Some of the best pisses are still hard, just after sex pisses.

Was absolutely hammered at one of my house parties a while back and started taking a leak. The dog walked in and started licking it, as I was pissing, and I didn't have the heart to shoo him away, so in my drunken state I just rolled with it. He trotted out with me in quick succession and immediately I see some drunk girl crouch down to give him kissssies. He licked her whole face and mouth. I was fucking cracking up. Now I feel bad.

apmje wrote:I can piss with a knob on, fucking pain though when its pointing to the ceiling and you gotta push it down so its gans in the bowl!

Some of the best pisses are still hard, just after sex pisses.

That reminds me of a time i was pissing in a club toilet and this loud guy comes in, starts pissing and then turns to me, and shouts "THIS GUY KNOWS! THERES NOTHING BETTER THAN A FAT PISS AFTER SEX"


i had no response to that if im honest

hayze99 wrote:Was absolutely hammered at one of my house parties a while back and started taking a leak. The dog walked in and started licking it, as I was pissing, and I didn't have the heart to shoo him away, so in my drunken state I just rolled with it. He trotted out with me in quick succession and immediately I see some drunk girl crouch down to give him kissssies. He licked her whole face and mouth. I was fucking cracking up. Now I feel bad.

that's incredible

nicenice wrote:I was taking the piss (sorry) at first and meant pissing with a hard on, but the more I think about it, it does kind of turn me on.

Both?

my entry for this thread testifies that you can indeed have a hard on and piss - my ex was giving me a blowjob, and I cum loads, then we both realised at the same time that I was pissing in her mouth i felt so bad afterwards, she never normally swallowed

sirjonnyp wrote:
my entry for this thread testifies that you can indeed have a hard on and piss - my ex was giving me a blowjob, and I cum loads, then we both realised at the same time that I was pissing in her mouth i felt so bad afterwards, she never normally swallowed

oh wow...

hayze99 wrote:Was absolutely hammered at one of my house parties a while back and started taking a leak. The dog walked in and started licking it, as I was pissing, and I didn't have the heart to shoo him away, so in my drunken state I just rolled with it. He trotted out with me in quick succession and immediately I see some drunk girl crouch down to give him kissssies. He licked her whole face and mouth. I was fucking cracking up. Now I feel bad.

Lord God in heaven

was on my paper round during some christmas time. a few years back and had some dirty food poisoning from nourishment milkshakes. had a sit down because i obv felt ill and needed a fart, soiled myself. left the boxers outside the guys house. harsh times