Office Steppers

[JFK]

On my fourth coffee of the day.

Fell asleep face down on my keyboard last night. Woke up at half 3 when my ex drunk dialed me and started ranting about how much of a prick I am and how she could hear a woman laughing in the background (I was alone).

So the plan for today is:

1 - Apply for restraining order.
2 - Change phone number.

3 - post her number and full name on 4Chan and let nature work it's course

I hadnt even thought about involving the /b/ro's in this........ Hmmmmmmm Maybr I could mtell them she abuses cats or something.

[wub]

Or just post a topless pic with her mobile number and ask people to text their rating 0-10

[JFK]

Or just post a topless pic with her mobile number and ask people to text their rating 0-10

That would be a popular thread. She is a total psycho but she does possess an awesome rack and a pretty face....

God I wish I wasnt such a nice guy.

[wub]

Two wrongs don't make a right.

But three rights make a left. Remember that.

[RatRaceProducing]

Ha not good. When i had problems with a psyco ex i went to talk to her about it. Upon arrival after politely organising to meet her. Her new man got lary` (army meat head), i showed him the harrasive texts. He got more larey, so i sparked him on his door step n i aint heard nout from either of um since lol.

Problem solved!! (although i suppose if she was a real dick she woulda convinced him to press charges but its been 3 years lol)

So starts another day. Didnt leave my comp till nearly 2am again this morn. Feel pretty good considerin lols. my cheese is all gone tho 3 zoots last night i musta been cluckin lol.

hows everyone elses day start?

[wub]

Ha not good. When i had problems with a psyco ex i went to talk to her about it. Upon arrival after politely organising to meet her. Her new man got lary` (army meat head), i showed him the harrasive texts. He got more larey, so i sparked him on his door step n i aint heard nout from either of um since lol.

Problem solved!! (although i suppose if she was a real dick she woulda convinced him to press charges but its been 3 years lol)

Once had a bird come to my parent's house and cut her fingers open with a razor to show me how much she loved me when I broke up with her.

She's a primary school teacher now.

So starts another day. Didnt leave my comp till nearly 2am again this morn. Feel pretty good considerin lols. my cheese is all gone tho 3 zoots last night i musta been cluckin lol.

hows everyone elses day start?

Not good. One of my team has called in sick, another is in training all day and my line manager is working from home. So I'm left juggling way too much for a Tuesday.

[RatRaceProducing]

well, im not sure whats the more disturbing bit there. The fact she did that (god knows how that shows she loved you lol) or the fact shes a dam primary school teacher!!!!

My start has been pretty slow again. Got a fair bit of standing work i could be doing but i cba today lol. 3 n 4 cigarettes already though cant say i feel at my healthiest lols.

[wub]

the fact shes a dam primary school teacher!!!!

Definitely this.

[JFK]

There are three girls in my office who I really want to fuck. I have a list detailing what I like and dislike about each one, sort of like a "For and Against" for each girl.

Ive got it all on an excel spreadsheet labelled (for stealth) "Bulk Diesel orders 2009 - 2010".

I just accidently emailed it to my (female) boss.

I just tried to recall the email but I think she has already read it because I cant.

FUCK

[wub]

There are three girls in my office who I really want to fuck. I have a list detailing what I like and dislike about each one, sort of like a "For and Against" for each girl.

Ive got it all on an excel spreadsheet labelled (for stealth) "Bulk Diesel orders 2009 - 2010".

I just accidently emailed it to my (female) boss.

I just tried to recall the email but I think she has already read it because I cant.

FUCK

Actual lol. I feel your pain man, but I've got tears in my eyes from laughter.


Your boss one of the three?

[Jak The lad]

Upload?

[JFK]

There are three girls in my office who I really want to fuck. I have a list detailing what I like and dislike about each one, sort of like a "For and Against" for each girl.

Ive got it all on an excel spreadsheet labelled (for stealth) "Bulk Diesel orders 2009 - 2010".

I just accidently emailed it to my (female) boss.

I just tried to recall the email but I think she has already read it because I cant.

FUCK

Actual lol. I feel your pain man, but I've got tears in my eyes from laughter.


Your boss one of the three?

No, she is a bit of a hound to be honest. Looks a bit like this:



Still havent heard anything back from my boss..... Im going to go grab a sandwich and a smoke and try and think how Im going to blag my way out of this one.

Any suggestions would be gratefully recieved.

[Perfecture]

There are three girls in my office who I really want to fuck. I have a list detailing what I like and dislike about each one, sort of like a "For and Against" for each girl.

Ive got it all on an excel spreadsheet labelled (for stealth) "Bulk Diesel orders 2009 - 2010".

I just accidently emailed it to my (female) boss.

I just tried to recall the email but I think she has already read it because I cant.

FUCK

Saving sensitive info like that on a work computer = Bad Idea.

We have a staff directory with photos of all employees who work for the company worldwide.
I have been going through making a list of the babes (40 so far). Its taken ages I am up to letter P (searching by lastnames).
What was weird was one of the girls I noted down, moved to my department the next day......FUCKING WIN.

She be a pretty Brunette with nice knockers.....YES PLEASE

Oh and I was clever enough to keep my list on paper which I keep safe in my bag.

[wub]

Work in Slough.

No fitties.

[JFK]

Okay,

Just got off the phone with my boss. She isnt as pissed off as I thought she would be. Just a short lecture on using office computers for non work orientated tasks and a half joking threat to make sure I only ogle her from now on and none of the other girls "or else" (she has got a thing for me, tried to kiss me last year..... long story) and I was set free

Not afraid to admit I was shitting it slightly for a while then........

[wub]

Just got off the phone with my boss. She isnt as pissed off as I thought she would be. Just a short lecture on using office computers for non work orientated tasks and a half joking threat to make sure I only ogle her from now on and none of the other girls "or else" (she has got a thing for me, tried to kiss me last year..... long story) and I was set free

She's got something over you now though mate. Next Xmas party where you reject her drunken advances, she's got something to blackmail you with.

[JFK]

Just got off the phone with my boss. She isnt as pissed off as I thought she would be. Just a short lecture on using office computers for non work orientated tasks and a half joking threat to make sure I only ogle her from now on and none of the other girls "or else" (she has got a thing for me, tried to kiss me last year..... long story) and I was set free

She's got something over you now though mate. Next Xmas party where you reject her drunken advances, she's got something to blackmail you with.

Oh FUCK................

Youre right...... Im screwed.

[legend4ry]

Deep!

[wub]

Just sayin'

[Perfecture]

Just got off the phone with my boss. She isnt as pissed off as I thought she would be. Just a short lecture on using office computers for non work orientated tasks and a half joking threat to make sure I only ogle her from now on and none of the other girls "or else" (she has got a thing for me, tried to kiss me last year..... long story) and I was set free

She's got something over you now though mate. Next Xmas party where you reject her drunken advances, she's got something to blackmail you with.

Oh FUCK................

Youre right...... Im screwed.

Well we know someone who is gonna get some office christmas nookie