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Pedro Sánchez wrote:Wheres that first/last wanking thread gone

I know

johney wrote:lol, are they still around?

apparently so.

where did The Great Debate thread go man

Sending stuff by second class post!? tight fuckers!! whats the point in 2nd class anyway.

this hash is too strong. i should stop making a fool of myself...

Johnlenham wrote:Sending stuff by second class post!? tight fuckers!! whats the point in 2nd class anyway.

Because most of the time it gets there at the same time as 1st class!

wub wrote:

magma wrote:

wub wrote:

magma wrote:

magma wrote:New Aussie guy sitting next to me at work.

Nice enough, but

Talks

All

The

Fucking

Time

Offer him some cocaine and a drunk Clapham bird.

That shuts up most Aussies I know.

Guess what he's been telling stories about all day today?

No fucking way, awesome

Today we've had extensive descriptions of how he pestered two Ukrainian women into giving him a phone number last night (he just sent one of them a hilarious message asking if she enjoyed her 18 inches [of pizza] last night) and how he once bottled a guy in Melbourne.

At the moment, I'm estimating an average of about 18/82 truth/bullshit ratio.

magma wrote:

wub wrote:

magma wrote:

wub wrote:

magma wrote:

Offer him some cocaine and a drunk Clapham bird.

That shuts up most Aussies I know.

Guess what he's been telling stories about all day today?

No fucking way, awesome

Today we've had extensive descriptions of how he pestered two Ukrainian women into giving him a phone number last night (he just sent one of them a hilarious message asking if she enjoyed her 18 inches [of pizza] last night) and how he once bottled a guy in Melbourne.

At the moment, I'm estimating an average of about 18/82 truth/bullshit ratio.

Has he joined a lacrosse team yet, or been chucked out of a Walkabout?

Last Australian I met in a club threw a bottle at a gang of skinheads then ran off and hid in the toilets leaving us to deal with them

wub wrote:

southstar wrote:No need to punish people for being porkers, its their choice

That costs the NHS ~£5 billion a year.

Whereas people like you who smoke spliffs dont cost the NHS anything at all do they?

Well he lives in Madrid, so Id doubt he costs the Uk much of anything!

Nevalo wrote:that new limp bizkit tune is horrific

did you expect anything else?

Johnlenham wrote:Well he lives in Madrid, so Id doubt he costs the Uk much of anything!

Yeah, lets see if he stays there when he gets lung cancer in 20 years.

JFK wrote:

Johnlenham wrote:Well he lives in Madrid, so Id doubt he costs the Uk much of anything!

Yeah, lets see if he stays there when he gets lung cancer in 20 years.

Even if he got lung cancer the state would be at a profit. Especially if he died.

(don't die Wub)

EDIT: actually they wouldn't coz he buys his cigarettes outside UK obv

Porkers pay taxes too.

Can't diss porkers personally. I'm desperately underweight and it's probably as difficult to cut down on overeating as it is for me to shove food I don't want into my mouth. I'm taking the chocolate milk snack route.

DRTY wrote:Even if he got lung cancer the state would be at a profit. Especially if he died.

(don't die Wub)

EDIT: actually they wouldn't coz he buys his cigarettes outside UK obv

Haven't smoked a cigarette in over 3yrs FWIW.

Also, Spain has its own national health that I'm eligible for as I'm paying resident tax over here.

And I get private cover through work both in UK and Spain anyhow.

But I see your point re smokers costing the health service. Total cost of smokers is less than the obese AFAIK (though I haven't got 2012 figures to hand), and smokers are already taxed through the rate of tobacco sales as well.

new teklife t shirts are disappointing, seriously who wants to wear a tee with 'i don't give a fuk' ???

was hoping for the black on white or white on black shirts

I record a mix and then Truth uploads a tune to soundcloud that would've been PERFECT to use JUST after i finish making the mix.

soulkids wrote:new teklife t shirts are disappointing, seriously who wants to wear a tee with 'i don't give a fuk' ???

was hoping for the black on white or white on black shirts

yeah saw that on Fb, I would look quite edgy wearing that eh?

dubfordessert wrote:.

dfd!

went to the countryside 2 days ago and a picnic last night. now i'm fucking covered in swollen as shit mosquito bites. fuck you nature