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elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:57 am

nah had that just the other week.

maybe a bomb scare

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:58 am

if you want, i'll phone up your work saying there's a massive emergency at home, but i cant disclose it as it's too personal....

but then you have to buy me beer as thanks

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:59 am

dr ddd wrote:if you want, i'll phone up your work saying there's a massive emergency at home, but i cant disclose it as it's too personal....

but then you have to buy me beer as thanks

Can you do that for me too please?

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:01 pm

cool, after lunch tho, may as well get payed for that.

u'll have to come to OX for the pint tho ddd, got some very nice pubs here, perfect for lazy summer dayz

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:11 pm

kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:if you want, i'll phone up your work saying there's a massive emergency at home, but i cant disclose it as it's too personal....

but then you have to buy me beer as thanks
Can you do that for me too please?

of course, you know my rates! i'll get my best posh voice on the phone too so noone dare argue with me

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:17 pm

dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:if you want, i'll phone up your work saying there's a massive emergency at home, but i cant disclose it as it's too personal....

but then you have to buy me beer as thanks
Can you do that for me too please?
of course, you know my rates! i'll get my best posh voice on the phone too so noone dare argue with me

Sweet, thanks. Can you come up with something really obscure please?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:26 pm

Say it's something to do with digestive difficulties - if they ask further, get the stool sample out and poke it with a pen saying "I don't know if that's right, is it supposed to be red?"

They won't ask again

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:31 pm

kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:if you want, i'll phone up your work saying there's a massive emergency at home, but i cant disclose it as it's too personal....

but then you have to buy me beer as thanks
Can you do that for me too please?
of course, you know my rates! i'll get my best posh voice on the phone too so noone dare argue with me
Sweet, thanks. Can you come up with something really obscure please?

how about; while staying in wales for the bank holiday weekend on an "experience the countryside" retreat weekend- your younger sister has developed a severe skin rash from some infected sheep she was helping to sheer and you are required immediately to go to the hospital for a checkup in case you've been exposed...

that way, if it's nice tomorrow you can be diagnosed as having caught it and are clearly a biohazard in the workplace?

(believe it or not, my mum actually used the skin rash from a sheep excuse when i was at school and wanted to skive and stay for an extra week in wales with my dad after my half term... it worked a treat....)

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:32 pm

dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:if you want, i'll phone up your work saying there's a massive emergency at home, but i cant disclose it as it's too personal....

but then you have to buy me beer as thanks
Can you do that for me too please?
of course, you know my rates! i'll get my best posh voice on the phone too so noone dare argue with me
Sweet, thanks. Can you come up with something really obscure please?
how about; while staying in wales for the bank holiday weekend on an "experience the countryside" retreat weekend- your younger sister has developed a severe skin rash from some infected sheep she was helping to sheer and you are required immediately to go to the hospital for a checkup in case you've been exposed...

that way, if it's nice tomorrow you can be diagnosed as having caught it and are clearly a biohazard in the workplace?

(believe it or not, my mum actually used the skin rash from a sheep excuse when i was at school and wanted to skive and stay for an extra week in wales with my dad after my half term... it worked a treat....)

That's a good plan, but unfortunately my dad works at the same place as me, so my boss would go over and speak to him and my web of lies would collapse

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:34 pm

kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote: Can you do that for me too please?
of course, you know my rates! i'll get my best posh voice on the phone too so noone dare argue with me
Sweet, thanks. Can you come up with something really obscure please?
how about; while staying in wales for the bank holiday weekend on an "experience the countryside" retreat weekend- your younger sister has developed a severe skin rash from some infected sheep she was helping to sheer and you are required immediately to go to the hospital for a checkup in case you've been exposed...

that way, if it's nice tomorrow you can be diagnosed as having caught it and are clearly a biohazard in the workplace?

(believe it or not, my mum actually used the skin rash from a sheep excuse when i was at school and wanted to skive and stay for an extra week in wales with my dad after my half term... it worked a treat....)
That's a good plan, but unfortunately my dad works at the same place as me, so my boss would go over and speak to him and my web of lies would collapse

thats ok.... just search and replace "younger sister" with "girlfriend"

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:36 pm

dr ddd wrote: thats ok.... just search and replace "younger sister" with "girlfriend"

You're not in Alabama now, shush

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:37 pm

dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
kins83 wrote:
dr ddd wrote: of course, you know my rates! i'll get my best posh voice on the phone too so noone dare argue with me
Sweet, thanks. Can you come up with something really obscure please?
how about; while staying in wales for the bank holiday weekend on an "experience the countryside" retreat weekend- your younger sister has developed a severe skin rash from some infected sheep she was helping to sheer and you are required immediately to go to the hospital for a checkup in case you've been exposed...

that way, if it's nice tomorrow you can be diagnosed as having caught it and are clearly a biohazard in the workplace?

(believe it or not, my mum actually used the skin rash from a sheep excuse when i was at school and wanted to skive and stay for an extra week in wales with my dad after my half term... it worked a treat....)
That's a good plan, but unfortunately my dad works at the same place as me, so my boss would go over and speak to him and my web of lies would collapse
thats ok.... just search and replace "younger sister" with "girlfriend"

Yeah......that's not gonna work too well either, what with the 'being single' thing. My faith in your abilities is ebbing away here, ddd.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:38 pm

Listening to nightlife 2, wanting to listen to nightlife 4. The fast tiempo buisness just came back into my life

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:40 pm

kins83 wrote: Yeah......that's not gonna work too well either, what with the 'being single' thing. My faith in your abilities is ebbing away here, ddd.

well, i would split up with someone if they gave me a skin rash from a sheep.... god knows what they've been up to...

even if it is alabama shonx

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:40 pm

Can you tell your boss that you're suffering from hyperlabido, spaff over the photocopier and then look longingly at their mouth when they yawn, whilst rubbing your hands excitedly

You should get sent home at least. Probably for a while

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:45 pm

gwa wrote:Listening to nightlife 2, wanting to listen to nightlife 4. The fast tiempo buisness just came back into my life

Hopefully its better than Nightlife 3... Im sorry, 2 is amazing, but 3 was just lazy.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:47 pm

kidlogic wrote:
gwa wrote:Listening to nightlife 2, wanting to listen to nightlife 4. The fast tiempo buisness just came back into my life
Hopefully its better than Nightlife 3... Im sorry, 2 is amazing, but 3 was just lazy.

Just had my copy of the new Noisia FabricLive mix turn up. Woot

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:47 pm

Shonky wrote:Can you tell your boss that you're suffering from hyperlabido, spaff over the photocopier and then look longingly at their mouth when they yawn, whilst rubbing your hands excitedly

You should get sent home at least. Probably for a while

I like this. It's simple and devastatingly effective. ddd should take a few pages from shonky's book, methinks.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:49 pm

dr ddd wrote: well, i would split up with someone if they gave me a skin rash from a sheep.... god knows what they've been up to...

Up to their nuts in sheepguts by the sound of it. I think some people think of the fleece as adequate protection, how wrong they are - SSTD's are on the rise kids, just frott up the freezer section where you see the word mutton and leave these mangy beasts where they belong - out of brothels

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:49 pm

kidlogic wrote:
gwa wrote:Listening to nightlife 2, wanting to listen to nightlife 4. The fast tiempo buisness just came back into my life
Hopefully its better than Nightlife 3... Im sorry, 2 is amazing, but 3 was just lazy.

aparently its the BEST thing ever according to DNBA, they say its like even better than all 1+2+3 combined.

Where can i get this noisia fabric live? It sounds fit.

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