The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Liam92]

Ughh, drinking on Friday afternoon and was sick at like 5pm, kept drinking till 7, then went out again last night. I've angered my insides

[syrup]

passing up the opportunity to bang absolutely fine booty thats pure coming on to u, cos ur too dedicated to the boyz night out / but mainly cos ur a pathetic plopper with zero self confidence

#pain

[Doozle]

Ughh, drinking on Friday afternoon and was sick at like 5pm, kept drinking till 7, then went out again last night. I've angered my insides

Used to love afternoon drinking but it just gives me splitting headaches in the evening.

[kidshuffle]

put your boner before your bros, benny. they'll understand

[DRTY]

take some md to bang that chick benny, it makes you very self confident (sometimes too much)

MD?! To make you bone?! Naaaaaaaaa

[Liam92]

Ughh, drinking on Friday afternoon and was sick at like 5pm, kept drinking till 7, then went out again last night. I've angered my insides

Used to love afternoon drinking but it just gives me splitting headaches in the evening.

That was drinking till 7am too, on a pretty much empty stomach, today's fucked.

Tessela was good last night though, Special Request remix of Hackney Parrot on a system is nice

[Muncey]

take some md to bang that chick benny, it makes you very self confident (sometimes too much)

MD?! To make you bone?! Naaaaaaaaa

Might help you pull but you won't be able to do anything.

[bennyfroobs]

tiny penis for 5 hours b2b chatting e-shit b2b gettin pure sweaty, followed by elephant sized pisses as soon as penis functionality is regained

got no issue at all with talkin to ladies, when it comes to pulling some1 on a night out its never gna happen haha, even when rollin

imma "hey do u wanna go have a cuppa tea n maybe go to an art gallery or the natural history museum" kinda guy.

useless

anyway

[DRTY]

take some md to bang that chick benny, it makes you very self confident (sometimes too much)

MD?! To make you bone?! Naaaaaaaaa

Might help you pull but you won't be able to do anything.

Exactly lol.

Nosebeak ftw

[DRTY]

Just found out a book I sold a few years back is now worth £300+

[DiegoSapiens]

nah not for fucking, is for being nice and direct with her, you dance with her maybe and at the end of the night you will have the courage for asking her a date for the following day

[DRTY]

what a fucking gentleman

[wolf89]

passing up the opportunity to bang absolutely fine booty thats pure coming on to u, cos ur too dedicated to the boyz night out / but mainly cos ur a pathetic plopper with zero self confidence

#pain

Hahaha I've done that before

Or just been oblivious. Like left the club with mates and they'd be like "mate she was definitely into you what the fuck are you doing with us"

[Raggles]

life isn't going as planned (or as never planned at all)

lost a girl

lost some friends

lost jobs

it's my fault

[Raggles]

confused raggles

[DRTY]

atleast u got swag fam

[DiegoSapiens]

daddy mc swaggle

[bennyfroobs]

grim times swaggles. maybe go forth into nature and appreciate the beauty of the world to take ur mind off things. or watch david attenborough do it for u

[Raggles]

grim times swaggles. maybe go forth into nature and appreciate the beauty of the world to take ur mind off things. or watch david attenborough do it for u

I've been reading books on successful living and dealing with changes these past days.

They really help.

[Laszlo]

Had a dream so bad that I woke up wanting to end my life. It's now several hours later and the feeling hasn't passed.

Long.