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magma wrote:

Molzie wrote:What's the pencil test??

Can a pencil be held under a boob without falling to the ground. If it can, it's a fail.

According to this rule, women should be made of non-aging silicon and latex... or thrown on the scrap heap by their early 30s.

No. The rule simply determines if I would be able to maintain an erection in order to pleasure the woman.
Ga ga would fail and therefore will never know the mind-blowing experience of Laszlo love.

huge fake tits are the biggest turn off of all

southstar wrote:huge fake tits are the biggest turn off of all

It's not a matter of HUGE FAKE TITS or SAGGY NAN BANGERS, there are pleasant in-betweens.

Reckon Gaga has the tits of a fish imo.

They looked alright in that abramovic vid, nothing amazing but not unpleasant, I'm more of a leg-man than a boob-man anyway and gaga has good legs imo

Gaga's done some nude shit in some art.. thing. Just saw it today. Yep they're small saggers. I like small, but when they sag that kind takes away all the shit that makes small boobs AWESOME.

This is getting unpleasant.

Is it really acceptable behaviour to rip on women's bodies like this?!

Whether anyone likes Gaga or not, getting into the technicalities of what natural processes it's ok for a women's body to experience whilst still meeting the particular standards of a bunch of music nerds in darkened rooms is... well, it's fucking disgusting tbh. It'd be just as disgusting if you were talking about Michelle McManus.

ALL breasts sag eventually, even the small ones. Enjoy your 40s, chaps.

well then let's talk about Dicks innit?

Anybody know any?

mIrReN wrote:well then let's talk about Dicks innit?

Anybody know any?

Terpin
Dyke
Whittington
Law
The Lionheart

Do sagging balls factor into this conversation?

Electric_Head wrote:Do sagging balls factor into this conversation?

Not sure if we're allowed to, can you clear this up for us Magma?
Ripping on ballsacks and all, bit disgusting. Poor men

First, what you should be asking if it's acceptable to rip on anyone's appearance. Women shouldn't be on this pedestal.

I've read/heard about enough people describing physical traits I have that they find total fucking turn-offs. I accept that that there's a type for everyone and I'm not everyone's type. Not everyone's my type either. It's alll good.

I'm not holding her appearance against her or judge her whole 'being' by it, but yeah I'm not into it either. But every guy who's not into her body there's 10 more who are. She's made her body work for her.

mIrReN wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:Do sagging balls factor into this conversation?

Not sure if we're allowed to, can you clear this up for us Magma?
Ripping on ballsacks and all, bit disgusting. Poor men

Unless you walk around in no underwear, it's unlikely anyone is going to even notice you've got sagging balls. Men's fashion isn't designed around displaying balls. There aren't magazines all over the newsagents comparing men's balls to each other. Men's balls are largely entirely ignored outside of the bedroom and the doctor's surgery.

But don't let me stop any of you turning a serious point into something completely fucking ridicuclous by erecting (fnar) the most pathetic straw man available.

Again.

magma wrote:This is getting unpleasant.

Is it really acceptable behaviour to rip on women's bodies like this?!

Whether anyone likes Gaga or not, getting into the technicalities of what natural processes it's ok for a women's body to experience whilst still meeting the particular standards of a bunch of music nerds in darkened rooms is... well, it's fucking disgusting tbh. It'd be just as disgusting if you were talking about Michelle McManus.

ALL breasts sag eventually, even the small ones. Enjoy your 40s, chaps.

I feel ya man, all I was saying is I reckon gaga's pretty hot, s'all getting a bit much in 'ere though I agree

The thing with ball sacks, i'm not sure anyone, women, gay men, finds them aesthetically pleasing.

They mostly look the same anyway

magma wrote:

mIrReN wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:Do sagging balls factor into this conversation?

Not sure if we're allowed to, can you clear this up for us Magma?
Ripping on ballsacks and all, bit disgusting. Poor men

Unless you walk around in no underwear, it's unlikely anyone is going to even notice you've got sagging balls. Men's fashion isn't designed around displaying balls. There aren't magazines all over the newsagents comparing men's balls to each other. Men's balls are largely entirely ignored outside of the bedroom and the doctor's surgery.

But don't let me stop any of you turning a serious point into something completely fucking ridicuclous by erecting (fnar) the most pathetic straw man available.

Again.

I was joking.
I didn't expect people to turn it into an argument.

This is SNH.... braincells at a minimum, fightiness at a maximum.

On a different pissed off note;

I just got msged a picture on my Hockey whats app group.
A naked dead women lying on top of a guy.
The caption says, "Here's a cold one on me"

Pissed is an understatement.
I've asked for him to leave the group.

jesus that's well grim

Electric_Head wrote:On a different pissed off note;

I just got msged a picture on my Hockey whats app group.
A naked dead women lying on top of a guy.
The caption says, "Here's a cold one on me"

Pissed is an understatement.
I've asked for him to leave the group.

Don't know why, but that cracked me up

Don't laugh at my lack of grammar.