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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:06 pm
by felixgash
datura wrote:the prks have left and the dts have taken over :(
Fixed.
























But it's not as effective. :(

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:07 pm
by von
yeah im on the ps3 and theres a BIG FUCKOFF MOTH IN HERE WTF. IT JUST CLIMBED IN LIKE ITS BEEN GYM & GOT A BED HERE.. DA FUCK..

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:10 pm
by datura
Von wrote:yeah im on the ps3 and theres a BIG FUCKOFF MOTH IN HERE WTF. IT JUST CLIMBED IN LIKE ITS BEEN GYM & GOT A BED HERE.. DA FUCK..
If you lit your lighter, would it fly into the flame?

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:12 pm
by Dead Rats
Hooo BOY OH BOY, don't talk to me about fucking moths! Not only are they GAY but they're also SO VERY QUEER.


The worst was the other day, when I was casually waking up ready to greet the day and, hang on a minute, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???? ONLY A FUCKING BEEFCAKE MOTH LAYING NEXT TO ME ON MY PILLOW SINGING SWEET LULLABIES INTO MY EARS WHILE I SLEEP. I spazzed out like a spastic and got my mum to shoo it out of the room. That's right, my fucking mum since I'm scared of insects, and fucking what??? You wanna make something of it????

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:12 pm
by von
probably, the dumb eedyat.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:13 pm
by von
lmao @ waking up to see it jamming there, like its wifey.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:13 pm
by badger
for the last time it's spelt prik. jesus....

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:14 pm
by Dead Rats
Every time I see a moth, I want to give tham a little sweet chin music, if you get what I mean...


AS IN KICK THEM IN THE FACE.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:15 pm
by diss04
Von wrote:lmao @ waking up to see it jamming there, like its wifey.
why can i imagine you just bugging out, screaming like a little girl at the sight of a moth?

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:16 pm
by datura
Dead Rats wrote:Hooo BOY OH BOY, don't talk to me about fucking moths! Not only are they GAY but they're also SO VERY QUEER.


The worst was the other day, when I was casually waking up ready to greet the day and, hang on a minute, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???? ONLY A FUCKING BEEFCAKE MOTH LAYING NEXT TO ME ON MY PILLOW SINGING SWEET LULLABIES INTO MY EARS WHILE I SLEEP. I spazzed out like a spastic and got my mum to shoo it out of the room. That's right, my fucking mum since I'm scared of insects, and fucking what??? You wanna make something of it????
GAY and VERY QUEER?


:o



STOP PRESS: Scientists can make moths GAY, yes, GAY..but not QUEER. Science, YOU'RE RUBBISH.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/gay-moth.htm

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:17 pm
by diss04
dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:17 pm
by Dead Rats
datura wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Hooo BOY OH BOY, don't talk to me about fucking moths! Not only are they GAY but they're also SO VERY QUEER.


The worst was the other day, when I was casually waking up ready to greet the day and, hang on a minute, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???? ONLY A FUCKING BEEFCAKE MOTH LAYING NEXT TO ME ON MY PILLOW SINGING SWEET LULLABIES INTO MY EARS WHILE I SLEEP. I spazzed out like a spastic and got my mum to shoo it out of the room. That's right, my fucking mum since I'm scared of insects, and fucking what??? You wanna make something of it????
GAY and VERY QUEER?


:o



STOP PRESS: Scientists can make moths GAY, yes, GAY..but not QUEER. Science, YOU'RE RUBBISH.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/gay-moth.htm

Glad to know the taxpayers money is going to good use. What next, I wonder? How to turn a skunk Islamic?

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:17 pm
by von
Diss04 wrote:
Von wrote:lmao @ waking up to see it jamming there, like its wifey.
why can i imagine you just bugging out, screaming like a little girl at the sight of a moth?
Lol thats not even me bruv.. im jus sick of killing entire generations and being "that guy" they decide to wage a war on.

lol Dead Rats... tune up the band, yes!

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:20 pm
by Dead Rats
Diss04 wrote:dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.
By being scared of insects? I suppose, y'know, I could always RUN DEM DOWN in my Golf or something. Or brap them with my gun. Holla!

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:21 pm
by diss04
Von wrote:
Diss04 wrote:
Von wrote:lmao @ waking up to see it jamming there, like its wifey.
why can i imagine you just bugging out, screaming like a little girl at the sight of a moth?
Lol thats not even me bruv.. im jus sick of killing entire generations and being "that guy" they decide to wage a war on.
lol @ the thought of little moths banding together to create some kind of supermoth (bit like how the wheelchair dudes in that family guy episode that one time made that hench transformer monster dude thingy) and are plotting there attacks on a tottenham resident with a penchant for daisy chains and GTA..

RUN FO YO LIIFFE

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:21 pm
by von
Its got to the stage where, theres just dried up dead moths in my bredroom in various places. I actually cba to go around cleaning em up.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:22 pm
by diss04
Dead Rats wrote:
Diss04 wrote:dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.
By being scared of insects? I suppose, y'know, I could always RUN DEM DOWN in my Golf or something. Or brap them with my gun. Holla!
Yes, sir, "brapping" them with your "heater" would be a most satisfactory way to "dead dem moth dem"

see i am like you.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:24 pm
by Dead Rats
Diss04 wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
Diss04 wrote:dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.
By being scared of insects? I suppose, y'know, I could always RUN DEM DOWN in my Golf or something. Or brap them with my gun. Holla!
Yes, sir, "brapping" them with your "heater" would be a most satisfactory way to "dead dem moth dem"

see i am like you.

Apart from the STUPENDOUS PHALLUS THAT YOU SO DON'T HAVE, we're exactly alike!


Also, the image of going around and cleaning dead moths up from your bedroom is...well, I won't lie, it's fucking disturbing.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:25 pm
by bellybelle
Von wrote:Its got to the stage where, theres just dried up dead moths in my bredroom in various places. I actually cba to go around cleaning em up.
you need a cat

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:26 pm
by datura
Dead Rats wrote:
Diss04 wrote:dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.
By being scared of insects? I suppose, y'know, I could always RUN DEM DOWN in my Golf or something. Or brap them with my gun. Holla!
try running this down in your chavmobile, mr carmageddon

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