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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:31 pm
by Dead Rats
datura wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Diss04 wrote:dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.
By being scared of insects? I suppose, y'know, I could always RUN DEM DOWN in my Golf or something. Or brap them with my gun. Holla!
try running this down in your chavmobile, mr carmageddon
Aren't the physical size of them things in real-life supposed to be no bigger than half a metre or so?
Because if so, my Golf STILL wouldn't be able to destroy them. When I run people over, rather than devour them under my wheels in a rush of ecstacy and
Genocide, they tend to just smash straight into the bonnet before crashing into the wind-shield. Crap, maybe I should just invest in a BUS so I can at least stop pretending that I kill people.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:31 pm
by felixgash
Von wrote:lmao @ waking up to see it jamming there, like its wifey.
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhahahahahahahahaha!!!! LOOOL!
Von..
Lyrics.
That made me BUSS up, tbh.
And boy oh boy, I'm glad I've found you guys.. I'm also massively scared of insects (well.. more "disgusted by" than scared, but they do make me jump, so make so that I caught something in the corner of my eye as I was walking out of the room that made me jump back and shudder, which turned out to be a little crack in the paint on the wall. I wish I was joking..).
They're fucking rank inarrrt. Thing is, I like cool ones like spiders and shit. Don't mind spider dudes at all. And little moths are more than fine. But then big ones that you can actually see the fur on its head and the colour of its eyes make Gash sad.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:34 pm
by felixgash
bellybelle wrote:Von wrote:Its got to the stage where, theres just dried up dead moths in my bredroom in various places. I actually cba to go around cleaning em up.
you need a cat
Qft.
I'm gonna film Tails fucking up some moths and youtube it for y'all when I gets some time, but that kitteh goes MUUUAAAAD when she sees em. If we make her leave the room (when we can't be bothered to watch her jump about the room trying to catch em and fucking everything up in her path) she'll sit outside doing this really weird pleading meow, so high pitched like she's struggling to even get it out. Like she thinks it's cute or something. Fucking cute fucker.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:40 pm
by Dead Rats
A youtube video of your cat chasing a moth?
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:42 pm
by felixgash
Dead Rats wrote:A youtube video of your cat chasing a moth?
Why yes. Can I, please?
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:44 pm
by diss04
yes you can.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:48 pm
by Dead Rats
felixGash wrote:Dead Rats wrote:A youtube video of your cat chasing a moth?
Why yes. Can I, please?
YOU MOST CERTAINLY CAN! And do you know why? It's because you are the FUCKING MAN.
However, I'll have to admit to knowing more rivetting things to do than watching your cat chase a moth. Dousing my torso with kerosene and then jumping into a pit of lava, for example.
But what the FUCK do I know?????? I'm just a PEON.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:50 pm
by felixgash
Aliases. Meh.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:51 pm
by diss04
Dead Rats wrote:felixGash wrote:Dead Rats wrote:A youtube video of your cat chasing a moth?
Why yes. Can I, please?
YOU MOST CERTAINLY CAN! And do you know why? It's because you are the FUCKING MAN.
However, I'll have to admit to knowing more rivetting things to do than watching your cat chase a moth. Dousing my torso with kerosene and then jumping into a pit of lava, for example.
But what the FUCK do I know?????? I'm just a PEON.
who are you?
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:53 pm
by felixgash
Diss04 wrote:Dead Rats wrote:felixGash wrote:Dead Rats wrote:A youtube video of your cat chasing a moth?
Why yes. Can I, please?
YOU MOST CERTAINLY CAN! And do you know why? It's because you are the FUCKING MAN.
However, I'll have to admit to knowing more rivetting things to do than watching your cat chase a moth. Dousing my torso with kerosene and then jumping into a pit of lava, for example.
But what the FUCK do I know?????? I'm just a PEON.
who are
you?
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:54 pm
by Dead Rats
No-one, really, just someone who likes dubstep and thought they'd sign up to this forum.
Also, someone who's got shit all else to do at 1 in the morning.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:59 pm
by diss04
27 posts in just over one day?
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:03 am
by Dead Rats
Most of it has been in few topics, to be honest. Like I said, I've only just signed up, I'll more than likely go "Oh bollocks, I can't be bothered" in a few days.
Story of my life really. I'm SHIT. THERE. HAPPY I SAID IT/!?!?!?!??!?!/1/1
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:05 am
by diss04
hmm this interrogation will continue regardless.
where in essex you from?
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:06 am
by Dead Rats
Just outside Harlow, a town called Waltham Abbey. You?
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:08 am
by diss04
hmm waltham abbey - interesting...
i'm from hornchurch, just outside romford.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:08 am
by diss04
double post...
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:11 am
by Dead Rats
A place so good you mentioned it twice.
Romford isn't too far away. I spend quite a bit of my time up in Tottenham as well, I'm quite a big Spurs fan and my old man and his side live down there.
I want to start going to more dubstep nights out, but this proves difficult with work arrangments. And no cunting friend of mine actually likes it other than me :BIG CRY:
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:14 am
by felixgash
Dissman, it's not cool talking to yourself blad.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:18 am
by diss04
felixGash wrote:Dissman, it's not cool talking to yourself blad.
lol nahhh
this dude is remarkably similar to i though (on first impression) except for the spurs supporting bit - as a west ham fan this means i will have to kill this man until he dies.