The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[didi]

licensed to stomp arrived but the flip - stomp (remix) is so crackly it's pretty much unplayable.

[Muncey]

No milk so can't have a tea or coffee and I've had 2 deliveries to wait in for so can't pop shop just incase they turn up. One is for a bedside one is a mac.. the bedside I chose between 10-2, they emailed yesterday saying itll be 9-11 then I get a phone call at 7am saying they'll be here in the next hour, pointless letting me choose a bloody time if they're gunna turn up whenever they like.

Was just building it and the side bits where the rails go on that the draws connect to.. the guide holes to put the screws in were all wrong.. draws didn't even fit in. Had to take it all apart and just guess at where they should be. Piece of shit flatpack furniture.

Oh & my Mac still isn't here so I still can't get milk

#firstworldproblems

[iirrriiieee]

licensed to stomp arrived but the flip - stomp (remix) is so crackly it's pretty much unplayable.

Hate that, what condition did the seller list it as?

Got rejected from a job I really really wanted.

[didi]

licensed to stomp arrived but the flip - stomp (remix) is so crackly it's pretty much unplayable.

Hate that, what condition did the seller list it as?

Seller listed it as VG

one side was VG i suppose

Got rejected from a job I really really wanted.

[Doozle]

My girlfriend got an ironing board yesterday but in the process left a folder in the shop. So I go down there to get it while shes at work and they're like "we don't even sell ironing boards". So I looked like a mug, and will probably get it I t eh ear when she gets back.

And it was cold and I had wet hair and my ears are in agony now

[exfox]

can't really explain why but i woke up in a bad mood thinking it would be an awful day, and the feeling stayed all day long actually making it an awful day.

[Pedro Sánchez]

Borrowed a mate money to pay his council tax and a few other bills last week, found out today he payed £500 on a red mobile phone, spoke to him this morning but he failed to mention that or anything about the money he owes, he's now carrying around a small piece of plastic worth more than his his un-taxed car.

[Johnlenham]

Fuck off application forms with stupid fucking questions like this:
"What would working for Imperial College Healthcare NHS Trust mean to you and how would it make you feel?"

This is before you can even input any actual information of any kind. I mean god do they just want to read cringe inducing wankfests about how "amazing" it would be to work for them..

[skimpi]

yes

I was doing one for Next, NEXT! and it was multiple choice answers, and some were like 'cos the staff are very helpful and friendly' or 'there is always a good buzz around the staff and they look so fashionable or summat'

who the fuck cares if they look fashionable when they are unhelpful as shit!

[Terpit]

I have aggressive diarrhoea (posting this from the bog). All I had for dinner was a salad... What the fuck, can't be away from the toilet for more than a minute without feeling that acidic burn on my ring making me run back

[LogiSpark]

I have aggressive diarrhoea (posting this from the bog). All I had for dinner was a salad... What the fuck, can't be away from the toilet for more than a minute without feeling that acidic burn on my ring making me run back

I had the same thing two weeks ago and guess who now has a parasite in them. The pain was unbearable and the toilet became the greatest spot to think. I grew a small attachment to the toilet...

[sigbowls]

lol

im going to go to a shit bar and drink some beer by myself

[didi]

lol

im going to go to a shit bar and drink some beer by myself

if ur in a south american country working as a spy that's quite cool tbh

[grillis]

Some bitch almost pushed me off my bicycle and I barely managed to keep control or else I woulda fallen flat on my face. Then after I told her to go fuck herself in so many words some white knights jumped in to protect her honor and give me a well-deserved scolding.

how can she slap

[jrkhnds]

so, I run this monthly dnb clubnight in switzlerand. every last saturday of the month in a small but very neat club. for november, I've booked three artists who're signed on an influential label, including the head honcho. all the contracts have been signed, all the fees paid, hotel rooms arranged and so forth. the date: november 23rd.

last saturday in november is the 30th.

fuck my life.

[Molzie]

so, I run this monthly dnb clubnight in switzlerand. every last saturday of the month in a small but very neat club. for november, I've booked three artists who're signed on an influential label, including the head honcho. all the contracts have been signed, all the fees paid, hotel rooms arranged and so forth. the date: november 23rd.

last saturday in november is the 30th.

fuck my life.

oh damn!

[wehlfest]

I have aggressive diarrhoea (posting this from the bog).

Have you tried going gluten free and/or staying away from greasy, fatty food? Worked for me.

[wub]

so, I run this monthly dnb clubnight in switzlerand. every last saturday of the month in a small but very neat club. for november, I've booked three artists who're signed on an influential label, including the head honcho. all the contracts have been signed, all the fees paid, hotel rooms arranged and so forth. the date: november 23rd.

last saturday in november is the 30th.

fuck my life.

Dude

[sigbowls]

beer that hot f you

[Terpit]

I have aggressive diarrhoea (posting this from the bog). All I had for dinner was a salad... What the fuck, can't be away from the toilet for more than a minute without feeling that acidic burn on my ring making me run back

I had the same thing two weeks ago and guess who now has a parasite in them. The pain was unbearable and the toilet became the greatest spot to think. I grew a small attachment to the toilet...

You had a parasite? From a salad?

I have aggressive diarrhoea (posting this from the bog).

Have you tried going gluten free and/or staying away from greasy, fatty food? Worked for me.

Gluten is the stuff in carby stuff like bread, yeah? Not sure if I could stay away from that and I don't really eat fatty food at all