things that have made you happy today

[tr0tsky]

yes man, getting pork mince that way is extravagant but oh so delicious

You say that, but a packet of these badboys in my local sainsbury is only two squids which is a load cheaper than a packet of mince:




Pork with herbs in a real casing? Don't mind if I do.

[magma]

I've never thought of doing that. Genius.

Genius!

[nousd]

Fuck the working class.

I know...
but it's so nice to hear yu dare mate

[tr0tsky]

Fry up some onions for like 10 mins until it's properly browned.

Add garlics

Chop up the sausages into like little bits. Don't worry too much about chopping it up, though the "natural casing" shit can be quite rubbery (i.e. sheep's intestines) the sausages all break down into mush anyway. Fry for a few minutes.

Add mushrooms

Add two diced fat tomatoes

allow to boil and break down and release their juice

add a squeeze of tomato purée

add 3/4 pint of stock (i usually use oxo green vegatable stock cube)

salt

peper

oregano

fresh basil

fresh thyme

fresh rosemary

sage

a dash of lee and perrins

a pinch of paprika

mix it all up, bring to boil, add fat slug of red wine and let to bubble bubble for like 15 mins

once the pasta/spaghetti is cooked, add it to the pan of sauce and cook it for 5 mins so the pasta soaks up the juice.



BOOM TINGS.

[nousd]

^ fuckin yuppie cuisine

[dubluke]

yes man, getting pork mince that way is extravagant but oh so delicious

You say that, but a packet of these badboys in my local sainsbury is only two squids which is a load cheaper than a packet of mince:




Pork with herbs in a real casing? Don't mind if I do.

ah seen! that's a pretty sweet deal

[tr0tsky]

I have to go into Westminster to meet Harriet Harman today.

On Queen's speech day. When the ques at security will be 100000000000000000000000000 people long.

When it's raining and cold outside.


That's not made me happy in the slightest. Fuck this thread.

[jazzamataz]

In one of those 'you had to be there,' moments, was just telling my mates how I broke up with my GF yesterday.
None of the guys took their eyes off COD, one of em goes "Don't worry man, plenty of fish in the sea," and another one goes
"Yeah, but fish stocks are depleting..." just before killing me off with a headshot.

[magma]

That's not made me happy in the slightest. Fuck this thread.

We've got a thread for people like you, I came in here to be cheered up!

Slap Harriet Harman in the face with a printout of Clause Four.

[dubluke]

lol, harriet PARman

[magma]

lol, harriet PARman

This made me happy today.

[elibomyekip]

My first 2 records arrived, Hyph Mngo & Aidy's Girl's a Computer

[tr0tsky]

That's not made me happy in the slightest. Fuck this thread.

We've got a thread for people like you, I came in here to be cheered up!

Slap Harriet Harman in the face with a printout of Clause Four.

That woman is scary. Proper scary.

I'm not surprised her husband's been watching porn on Sky.

[magma]

That's not made me happy in the slightest. Fuck this thread.

We've got a thread for people like you, I came in here to be cheered up!

Slap Harriet Harman in the face with a printout of Clause Four.

That woman is scary. Proper scary.

I'm not surprised her husband's been watching porn on Sky.

That was Jacqui Smith! ALL WHITE WOMEN LOOK THE SAME TO YOU, DON'T THEY SHAM?

[tr0tsky]

Oh yeah.

[LEQ]

Settling into my new house in Bristol, haven't been on the forum for a while as no internet/job/moving but allllllll good now

[magma]

Welcome back!

After a few weeks of dentist shit my teeth feel normal!

Just the wisdom tooth to go now...

[LEQ]

Cheers, now to taste some local cider..

[kp mike]

I had a nice warm bath in the afternoon.

This made me happy.

[djelements]

Nothing. Life is shit.