First World Problems

LA_Boxers · Post by **LA_Boxers** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:07 pm

Online purchases of clothes etc never usually look as good in real life.

murky21 · Post by **murky21** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:12 pm

fucksake

Lystric · Post by **Lystric** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:58 am

LA_Boxers wrote:Online purchases of clothes etc never usually look as good in real life.

had a really good streak of getting exactly what I wanted up until recently. I got this shirt the other day, the ink is just so thick and reflective. it's too bright for my eyes.

LA_Boxers · Post by **LA_Boxers** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:31 am

I cant decide between Subway and Marks&Spencers for lunch.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:33 am

LA_Boxers wrote:I cant decide between Subway and Marks&Spencers for lunch.

Subway. Especially if they still have teriyaki chicken

vertx · Post by **vertx** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:53 am

It's been 19 days and my records haven't turned up yet. long

angrybobo · Post by **angrybobo** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:55 am

VicarOfDub wrote:I got this shirt the other day, the ink is just so thick and reflective. it's too bright for my eyes.

LA_Boxers · Post by **LA_Boxers** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:58 am

southstar wrote:
LA_Boxers wrote:I cant decide between Subway and Marks&Spencers for lunch.
Subway. Especially if they still have teriyaki chicken

The masses have spoken......although that aint in the £3 deal......so BMT it is.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:00 pm

magma wrote: This morning the girl that served me in Starbucks was so attractive that it took me THREE attempts to tell her my order without tripping over my tongue. Shyiiiiiit. I think she might be the most beautiful girl I've ever seen AND she's got an Italian accent.

Of course, she now thinks I have learning difficulties and a speech impediment.

I did EXACTLY this yesterday with the REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING girl in Bluewater Starbucks.
I looked like a sad little fucktard afterwards because she started laughing, and then to compound it and make it
all the more awkward I mumbled "Sorry, I got lost in your eyes."

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:30 pm

jazzamataz wrote: "Sorry, I got lost in your eyes."

Hmmm I dunno, that sounds like a reasonably good save to me......

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:33 pm

jazzamataz wrote: "Sorry, I got lost in your eyes."

Oof, that's the sort of comment that either gets you laid within 2 hours or means you can never go in there again.

My Italian Baristette burnt my croissant this morning. I couldn't find it in me to complain.

brettheaslewood · Post by **brettheaslewood** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:43 pm

magma wrote:
jazzamataz wrote: "Sorry, I got lost in your eyes."
Oof, that's the sort of comment that either gets you laid within 2 hours or means you can never go in there again.

My Italian Baristette burnt my croissant this morning. I couldn't find it in me to complain.

complaining would of initiated brilliant conversation though ...

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:51 pm

magma wrote:
jazzamataz wrote: "Sorry, I got lost in your eyes."
Oof, that's the sort of comment that either gets you laid within 2 hours or means you can never go in there again.

My Italian Baristette burnt my croissant this morning. I couldn't find it in me to complain.

Well, she smiled and looked a little embarrassed - you could even say her cheeks went a bit rosy.
I'll report back when I go later today (if she's on shift).

I (Unfortunately, some would say) have a Gf at the moment (Who is a corker, might I add - punching WELL above my weight with this one)
and it's been a good year or so since I got any action at all so I'm quite apprehensive about even entertaining the idea of chatting up another girl.

A bird in the hand and all that...

But i'm a sucker for a brunette with blue eyes.

helix · Post by **helix** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:54 pm

I had too much cheesecake last night.

JFK · Post by **JFK** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:51 pm

My dealer has three types of high quality bud to choose from........

Dont know whether to go for one type on its own or have a mixture of the three.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:06 pm

JFK wrote:My dealer has three types of high quality bud to choose from........

Dont know whether to go for one type on its own or have a mixture of the three.

Variety is the spice of life.

brettheaslewood · Post by **brettheaslewood** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:07 pm

JFK wrote:My dealer has three types of high quality bud to choose from........

Dont know whether to go for one type on its own or have a mixture of the three.

just go for one, they're all gonna do the same thing at the end of the day - get u high

Reese_Liar · Post by **Reese_Liar** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:08 pm

Helix [Delay] wrote:I had too much cheesecake last night.

The timing of this post was absolutely perfect

Neptune · Post by **Neptune** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:31 pm

t-mobile keep on sending me junk texts

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:50 pm

Explaining to the Fuckbuddy that I've started seeing someone 'properly' so she's going to need to fall back on the filthy texts and late night booty calls.

End of a very fun arrangement!

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