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Viineri
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by Viineri » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:28 pm
lloydnoise wrote:Raggles wrote:kidshuffle wrote:lloydnoise wrote:kidshuffle wrote:yup! SNH is a hypocritical place
what if a girl wanked you off? Is that ok or not?
What if i jerked off onto my gf?
there's too much of a grey area here (NEARLY A PUN)
take it up with sunklo
Well since you can have wet dreams...I would say the only thing that disqualifies you is getting off by your own physical movement or touch.
So I guess you could have a girl do it.
a real ninja enters his dreams and fights to keep them dry
i declare this contest a sham

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Charco
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by Charco » Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:07 pm
I'm out. Feck this.
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brettheaslewood
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by brettheaslewood » Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:11 pm
had banging intercourse with the missus ina hotel last night, am i out?
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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Pedro Sánchez
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by Pedro Sánchez » Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:28 pm
brettheaslewood wrote:had banging intercourse with the missus ina hotel last night, am i out?
Need evidence for the records! preferably HD video as photos are too easily open to manipulation.
Genevieve wrote:It's a universal law that the rich have to exploit the poor. Preferably violently.
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kidshuffle
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by kidshuffle » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:57 pm
Charco wrote:I'm out. Feck this.

Beats/
Facebook/
TwitterLaszlo wrote:nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi??

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Cubicle
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by Cubicle » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:28 pm
Ok ninja's, weekends over.
How many failed this horrible weekend?
I had sex this morning but I think I could've managed without sex aswel. I'm doing surprisingly good actually.
Still in, hard!
Soundcloud
Coolschmid wrote:I don't even fucking understand some of the questions getting posted on here now.
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exfox
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by exfox » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:38 pm
Mortal wrote:'those guys at DSF will think im a hero, i can do this, i'll be the no fap king!'
this thread is too much

i must say you lot impress me though. good luck
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Cubicle
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by Cubicle » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:35 pm
Cubicle wrote:Ok ninja's, weekends over.
How many failed this horrible weekend?
I had sex this morning but I think I could've managed without sex aswel. I'm doing surprisingly good actually.
Still in, hard!
fucking nevermind, failed
Soundcloud
Coolschmid wrote:I don't even fucking understand some of the questions getting posted on here now.
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ThomasEll
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by ThomasEll » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:10 am
Still in, but keep finding that I'm more bored than normal...

bass hertz wrote:
Less time masturbating = more time practicing for banjo duels.
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SunkLo
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by SunkLo » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:39 am
Hold tight fam, only 24 more days to go.
Typing that made me feel slightly depressed. Last month was way easier for some reason. I guess cause I wasn't thinking about it so much. Finally sorted myself with some ganje so that should keep me occupied.
Blaze it -4.20dB
nowaysj wrote:Raising a girl in this jizz filled world is not the easiest thing.
Phigure wrote:I haven't heard such a beautiful thing since that time Jesus sang Untrue
If I ever get banned I'll come back as SpunkLo, just you mark my words.
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Raggles
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by Raggles » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:26 am
These first few days have been easy but I can feel my tensions starting to rise.
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by vishes » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:19 am
Raggles wrote:These first few days have been easy but I can feel my tensions starting to rise.
Yeah same here.
Does any1 else have the feeling that you have to piss constantly? Just feels like something hás to come out.

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Cubicle
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by Cubicle » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:42 pm
Eventho I've failed I'm still going to try to reach the end of the month again.
You can still put me up on the list of shame tho.
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Coolschmid wrote:I don't even fucking understand some of the questions getting posted on here now.
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ThomasEll
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by ThomasEll » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:05 pm
vishes wrote:Raggles wrote:These first few days have been easy but I can feel my tensions starting to rise.
Yeah same here.
Does any1 else have the feeling that you have to piss constantly? Just feels like something hás to come out.

Yeah I know what you mean!
bass hertz wrote:
Less time masturbating = more time practicing for banjo duels.
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wobbles
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by wobbles » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:31 pm
raggles failed put that bitch on the wall o shame
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mIrReN
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by mIrReN » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:06 pm
SunkLo wrote:Hold tight fam, only 24 more days to go.
Typing that made me feel slightly depressed. Last month was way easier for some reason. I guess cause I wasn't thinking about it so much. Finally sorted myself with some ganje so that should keep me occupied.
when I smoke weed I get horny as fuck like real afterwards
btw
could never do this
in fact Im gonna fap again soon
real soooooon
"If your chest ain't rattlin it ain't happenin'" - DJ Pinch
"Move pples bodies and stimulate their minds"
we just ride the wave
Life sucks; Get used² it.
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noam
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by noam » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:37 pm
might go through this thread and award someone a SNH Weirdo-Wanker certificate that a mod can put under their avatar or sumat...
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Mortal
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by Mortal » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:16 pm
After my fail at this, I decided to take part in 'Fap February', it's much better than what you stupid fuckers are doing!
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ThomasEll
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by ThomasEll » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:30 pm
Mortal wrote:After my fail at this, I decided to take part in 'Fap February', it's much better than what you stupid fuckers are doing!
Is that just 24/7 none stop wanking for all of February?
bass hertz wrote:
Less time masturbating = more time practicing for banjo duels.
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