Secret Ninjas what do you look like! PART I

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Post by dubluke » Wed May 06, 2009 9:05 am

you almost manage to look like you're a nice young lad in that picture martin, when i saw it i nearly forgot about you talking about how you wanted to be kickboxed in teh cock by that barmaid :P
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by Dead Rats » Wed May 06, 2009 9:22 am

dubluke wrote:you almost manage to look like you're a nice young lad in that picture martin, when i saw it i nearly forgot about you talking about how you wanted to be kickboxed in teh cock by that barmaid :P
She wanted to go down on me right then and there on the table, and you know it.
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Post by dubluke » Wed May 06, 2009 9:37 am

Dead Rats wrote:
dubluke wrote:you almost manage to look like you're a nice young lad in that picture martin, when i saw it i nearly forgot about you talking about how you wanted to be kickboxed in teh cock by that barmaid :P
She wanted to go down on me right then and there on the table, and you know it.
she wanted to black belt you good and proper mate, i'm sure of it
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by faust.dtc » Wed May 06, 2009 10:34 am

dubluke wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
dubluke wrote:you almost manage to look like you're a nice young lad in that picture martin, when i saw it i nearly forgot about you talking about how you wanted to be kickboxed in teh cock by that barmaid :P
She wanted to go down on me right then and there on the table, and you know it.
she wanted to black belt you good and proper mate, i'm sure of it
Hahahaha I have just remembered your comment about wanting to be kickboxed in the cock...you have some strange taste in women Rats, especially since the bird looked like she was wearing a cheap wig man.

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Post by faust.dtc » Wed May 06, 2009 10:41 am

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Post by Dead Rats » Wed May 06, 2009 10:55 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
dubluke wrote:you almost manage to look like you're a nice young lad in that picture martin, when i saw it i nearly forgot about you talking about how you wanted to be kickboxed in teh cock by that barmaid :P
She wanted to go down on me right then and there on the table, and you know it.
she wanted to black belt you good and proper mate, i'm sure of it
Hahahaha I have just remembered your comment about wanting to be kickboxed in the cock...you have some strange taste in women Rats, especially since the bird looked like she was wearing a cheap wig man.
I don't see a cheap wig, mate, all I see is big poster-board with the words 'please fuck my vagina, Martin Lewis' written on it in Block-caps.
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Post by MissBrass » Wed May 06, 2009 1:56 pm

Reverend Dale wrote:
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no honey. i have a permanent case of bitch-face. Therefore I always look like I am giving someone the stank eye, eyebrow and all.
You'd make a great dom hahaha
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Post by daisydukes » Wed May 06, 2009 4:25 pm

8) i recognise that face ch3 cheers for my smoooooooothie :-)

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Post by did » Wed May 06, 2009 5:31 pm

DZA will love this one

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Post by DZA » Wed May 06, 2009 5:56 pm

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Post by ch3 » Wed May 06, 2009 7:10 pm

daisydukes wrote:8) i recognise that face ch3 cheers for my smoooooooothie :-)
Haha, sorry if I was staring, wondering if it's you or not :oops:
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Post by MissBrass » Wed May 06, 2009 8:01 pm

ch3 wrote:
daisydukes wrote:8) i recognise that face ch3 cheers for my smoooooooothie :-)
Haha, sorry if I was staring, wondering if it's you or not :oops:
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Post by Coppola » Wed May 06, 2009 9:27 pm

i had to pull a tick out of my cat today and it started bleeding... :cry:

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Post by spooKs » Wed May 06, 2009 9:31 pm

BEN? wrote:i had to pull a tick out of my cat today and it started bleeding... :cry:
Errr....you don't do that.

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Post by Coppola » Wed May 06, 2009 9:36 pm

spooKs wrote:
BEN? wrote:i had to pull a tick out of my cat today and it started bleeding... :cry:
Errr....you don't do that.
well yeh you do... Tweezers then grab tick at base and twist whilst frimly pulling out.


what do you suggest?

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Post by spooKs » Wed May 06, 2009 9:49 pm

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Post by Coppola » Wed May 06, 2009 10:04 pm

yeh well what should one do then?

twist or no twist, the best way to get a tick out is tweezers at base of tick and pull.

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Post by spooKs » Wed May 06, 2009 10:14 pm

Use Ramsay!

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Post by Dead Rats » Thu May 07, 2009 6:29 am

DID wrote:DZA will love this one

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Sheeeet, what the fuck is for 50p on the board in the background? It almost seems like a distant memory paying half a quid for something off one of them stalls. Even the cheese down here is about 80p or some bollocks.
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