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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:05 am
by dubluke
you almost manage to look like you're a nice young lad in that picture martin, when i saw it i nearly forgot about you talking about how you wanted to be kickboxed in teh cock by that barmaid :P

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:22 am
by Dead Rats
dubluke wrote:you almost manage to look like you're a nice young lad in that picture martin, when i saw it i nearly forgot about you talking about how you wanted to be kickboxed in teh cock by that barmaid :P
She wanted to go down on me right then and there on the table, and you know it.

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:37 am
by dubluke
Dead Rats wrote:
dubluke wrote:you almost manage to look like you're a nice young lad in that picture martin, when i saw it i nearly forgot about you talking about how you wanted to be kickboxed in teh cock by that barmaid :P
She wanted to go down on me right then and there on the table, and you know it.
she wanted to black belt you good and proper mate, i'm sure of it

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:34 am
by faust.dtc
dubluke wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
dubluke wrote:you almost manage to look like you're a nice young lad in that picture martin, when i saw it i nearly forgot about you talking about how you wanted to be kickboxed in teh cock by that barmaid :P
She wanted to go down on me right then and there on the table, and you know it.
she wanted to black belt you good and proper mate, i'm sure of it
Hahahaha I have just remembered your comment about wanting to be kickboxed in the cock...you have some strange taste in women Rats, especially since the bird looked like she was wearing a cheap wig man.

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:41 am
by faust.dtc
DJelements wrote:Image
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:55 am
by Dead Rats
FAUST.DTC wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
dubluke wrote:you almost manage to look like you're a nice young lad in that picture martin, when i saw it i nearly forgot about you talking about how you wanted to be kickboxed in teh cock by that barmaid :P
She wanted to go down on me right then and there on the table, and you know it.
she wanted to black belt you good and proper mate, i'm sure of it
Hahahaha I have just remembered your comment about wanting to be kickboxed in the cock...you have some strange taste in women Rats, especially since the bird looked like she was wearing a cheap wig man.
I don't see a cheap wig, mate, all I see is big poster-board with the words 'please fuck my vagina, Martin Lewis' written on it in Block-caps.

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 1:56 pm
by MissBrass
Reverend Dale wrote:
missbrass wrote:
no honey. i have a permanent case of bitch-face. Therefore I always look like I am giving someone the stank eye, eyebrow and all.
You'd make a great dom hahaha
:twisted:

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:25 pm
by daisydukes
8) i recognise that face ch3 cheers for my smoooooooothie :-)

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:31 pm
by did
DZA will love this one

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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:56 pm
by DZA
:U:

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:10 pm
by ch3
daisydukes wrote:8) i recognise that face ch3 cheers for my smoooooooothie :-)
Haha, sorry if I was staring, wondering if it's you or not :oops:

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:01 pm
by MissBrass
ch3 wrote:
daisydukes wrote:8) i recognise that face ch3 cheers for my smoooooooothie :-)
Haha, sorry if I was staring, wondering if it's you or not :oops:
Image

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:27 pm
by Coppola
i had to pull a tick out of my cat today and it started bleeding... :cry:

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:31 pm
by spooKs
BEN? wrote:i had to pull a tick out of my cat today and it started bleeding... :cry:
Errr....you don't do that.

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:36 pm
by Coppola
spooKs wrote:
BEN? wrote:i had to pull a tick out of my cat today and it started bleeding... :cry:
Errr....you don't do that.
well yeh you do... Tweezers then grab tick at base and twist whilst frimly pulling out.


what do you suggest?

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:49 pm
by spooKs
Image

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:04 pm
by Coppola
yeh well what should one do then?

twist or no twist, the best way to get a tick out is tweezers at base of tick and pull.

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:14 pm
by spooKs
Use Ramsay!

Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:29 am
by Dead Rats
DID wrote:DZA will love this one

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Sheeeet, what the fuck is for 50p on the board in the background? It almost seems like a distant memory paying half a quid for something off one of them stalls. Even the cheese down here is about 80p or some bollocks.